buzzkid24
I think that we should use this time to shine light on a growing problem in this guild, and in the world. People are trying to pretend like it doesn't matter, and it doesn't affect our daily lives...
It seems to be that homosexuality is running rampant in this guild, I can name AT LEAST! 5 queerlings that we allow in our midst! And in the real world this problem is just out of control! I went out the other day to this gym, and there I was sitting naked in the steam room, when a guy came up to me and started to kiss me! We must have been kissing for 30 minutes before the fiend thought he'd had enough! Then he went and asked me over to his place for a drink; being the gentleman I am, I accepted...
Things did not progress very well, first he was nice, then he sat next to me, and started rubbing up my leg, it wasn't until 2 hours later, when I awoke naked in his bed that I realized what we had done! He used Sprite and words like "you're hot" and "don't you want to see me naked" to intoxicate me. I took the glass to the police and they said there was nothing in the glass other than Sprite... So the SOB got away with it!
BUT I'LL TEACH HIM A LESSON TONIGHT!!! That pervert WILL NOT get away with it!! NOT FOR A FIFTH TIME!!! talk2hand
SO what I'm suggesting is a "trick the homosexuals week" we'll all dress up as trannies, and then when the homosexuals come, we can say things like "HI!" and "welcome! We appreciate you, would you like to have gay oriented sexual intercourse with me, a person of the same sex as you?"... AND THEN! After we have lulled them, by sleeping with them time and time again, while repeatedly denouncing our homosexuality to ourselves, we can all say "GOTCHA!" to them, and they'll feel SOO foolish! They'll be all "Aww SNAP! You weren't really gay! You got me dood" and we can be all "yup, just a straight person pretending to be gay, and pretending to have sex with you, just so we can say GOTCHA!"
I like this idea! And I think I should practice gay sex with people in the guild! Kejo, I'm looking at you!! And I'm willing to have gay sex with any other guys in the guild... As practice... of course! <3
It seems to be that homosexuality is running rampant in this guild, I can name AT LEAST! 5 queerlings that we allow in our midst! And in the real world this problem is just out of control! I went out the other day to this gym, and there I was sitting naked in the steam room, when a guy came up to me and started to kiss me! We must have been kissing for 30 minutes before the fiend thought he'd had enough! Then he went and asked me over to his place for a drink; being the gentleman I am, I accepted...
Things did not progress very well, first he was nice, then he sat next to me, and started rubbing up my leg, it wasn't until 2 hours later, when I awoke naked in his bed that I realized what we had done! He used Sprite and words like "you're hot" and "don't you want to see me naked" to intoxicate me. I took the glass to the police and they said there was nothing in the glass other than Sprite... So the SOB got away with it!
BUT I'LL TEACH HIM A LESSON TONIGHT!!! That pervert WILL NOT get away with it!! NOT FOR A FIFTH TIME!!! talk2hand
SO what I'm suggesting is a "trick the homosexuals week" we'll all dress up as trannies, and then when the homosexuals come, we can say things like "HI!" and "welcome! We appreciate you, would you like to have gay oriented sexual intercourse with me, a person of the same sex as you?"... AND THEN! After we have lulled them, by sleeping with them time and time again, while repeatedly denouncing our homosexuality to ourselves, we can all say "GOTCHA!" to them, and they'll feel SOO foolish! They'll be all "Aww SNAP! You weren't really gay! You got me dood" and we can be all "yup, just a straight person pretending to be gay, and pretending to have sex with you, just so we can say GOTCHA!"
I like this idea! And I think I should practice gay sex with people in the guild! Kejo, I'm looking at you!! And I'm willing to have gay sex with any other guys in the guild... As practice... of course! <3
....I'm scared for my well being, now.
