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 Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:12 pm
SO! I’m your GM for this game! Thanks people for voting for my App! And to the people who didn’t vote for my App, THANK YOU ALSO! So yeah, not going to sit here and talk to much, let’s get these sign-ups started, and get this game started AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!
Few notes:
1. This game will have twist, I can’t deal with not having any twists, and they make the game more fun. A game with no twists can be stacked from the beginning, so I think it will be better if there are things that can change the game. Don’t worry, the twists can help both sides, you’ll just have to be on top of things so whichever side you’re on can take advantage of them.
2. Updates will all be posted at 6PM every night, I know it’s WAY earlier than normal, but I like to take naps after work, and it would be unfortunate if I forgot to post an update and fell asleep. Plus this gives you guys more time for discussion at night. 3nodding
((More notes to come later, when I remember))
::MEMBERLIST::
1. Bellecat (3,4,5)
2. Heavensdark (3)
3. Nymphiedora
4. Gynne
5. Shadow_Articuno
6. Haven_gal
7. [Moseley] (2,3,4)
8. Kimilia
9. KeJoRo
10. LittleLadyPhoenix
11. m e a m e a a
12. The_Megal (1,2,3)
13. Draconissa (3)
14. Ginji of Thunder
15. CrazyCandies (1,2)
16. Kozmo6
17. ichihollow 21 (3)
18. Alpha the White (2,3)
19. Heart Shaped Toastie
20. Sunset Sonata (4)
21. Meliara the White (2)
22. iiMegaDerp (1,2,3)
23. Anael De Ezra
24. Equinoxious
25. MistahSixxPathsGod (1,2,3)
26. Respectful Rhino (2,3,4)
27. Flamingdove (1,2,3)
Sniped
CKd
Jailed
Inactive
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Lets talk about THE ROLES
Sniper:: You know who you are! You go around killing off SGers. But what’s your motivation? You’ve convinced yourself that one of them killed your mom… THOSE BASTARDS! Every night you go out and you kill a SGer. Your goal is to last until the end of the game, and find your mom’s killer.
Crazed Killer:: You’re CRAZY man! You also go around killing people, but in less orthodox ways. YOUR motivation? You want people to suffer and die, you used to be beaten as a child and you spent your entire childhood locked in a closet full of care bear plushies , porcelain dolls, and really happy stuff, so now you’re CRAZY. Make it to the end of the game, and you’ll be sent to a nice hospital where they’ll cure your psychoness.
Sniper Newsrepoter:: You get clues on the sniper every night, that’s about it. You have to try to get these clues out somehow, sneakily, otherwise you’ll be discovered, and die.
CK Newsreporter:: You have pretty much the same role as the Sniper NR, except you get clues on the CK.
GTeam:: You’re LUCKY! You get to save lives! You can save anyone you want… except for yourself. Savings life is a selfless business.
MAYOR:: Every 3 voting rounds you’ll have final authority over who is sent to "witch trials". You will be chosen randomly and will be mayor for 3 days, in those three days, you may be called upon for other jobs, because you ARE mayor after all. Basically, if any of the roles do not fulfill their duties for that day you’ll be asked to step up and do what must be done. You may have to either choose a kill for CK, or Sniper OR choose a save for g-team. FUN!
TOWN DRUNK:: You’re a gross filthy drunk, you stay out all night, drunk and gross and smelly. But every night you see people, and you write the names down in your notebook. Since you spend most of your time drunk, you’re only sober every 3 days, which is when you realize that during your drunken haze you narrowed down the list to 3, and those 3 have something in common with the one of the killers. It will be up to you whether or not to share the names with others.
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:13 pm
DAY 00 - Buzz died? WOO!! OH YEAH!! PARTY!!!
Buzz was walking along a nice paved pathway in a nice park, singing a tune, and being merry and joyful. When all of a sudden a grenade lands about 20 feet to his left, and scares the living crap out of him. He starts to run, but another grenade lands a couple of feet ahead of him. He ran in a different direction for about 30 seconds, and then a grenade went off to the right of him and he ran to his left. A couple of grenades went off somewhere behind him, but he was not looking to find out where. Then after a bit a grenade went off to his left and he ran to the right, and this kept happening for a while, until he reached the edge of the park, where a cloaked figure was standing, with a sniper rifle in hand.
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Buzz didn’t know what to do now, should he run towards the man with a sniper rifle, and see if he can get help, or should he keep running away from the grenades. The cloaked figure didn’t give him much more time to think however, it lifted its rifle and shot Buzz directly in the face. His entire head blew right off, most of it in chunks, the red just made a cool red mist.
The crazed killer had been watching Buzz all day, just waiting for him to be alone. Buzz was always surrounded by people, most of them obviously were not seeking his company, but he was persistent, and people didn’t seem to want to tell him to go away. Finally Buzz entered a park, and was looking peaceful and the CK knew it was time to strike. The CK began to cackle and laugh and wheeze and was getting too excited as he began preparing the grenades they were about to use to blow up Buzz. They threw a grenade at Buzz, but because they were so excited, they missed Buzz by a lot. They threw another grenade, but it also missed Buzz, grenade after grenade would miss, some landed nowhere near him.
Then out of the corner of their eye, the CK saw the sniper at the other end of the park, so they began to throw grenades to lead Buzz to the sniper and let them take care of Buzz. So the ck laughed as Buzz ran like a scared rat directly into the path of the sniper. Pretty soon Buzz’s head was nothing but chunky goodness and dust. The CK stuffed the rest of the grenades back in the box, took one of those pills they weren’t supposed to take and then went off, to look for another victim.
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The announcement had just been made Mr. Snarglepuff Was the new mayor of Snipertontownville City.
“Hello my fellow Snipertontownvillians! Today we have discovered the body of Buzz dead, in the park. We are looking for suspects and anyone who has any is encouraged to come forth” Mr. Snarglepuff said.
Everyone in the square cheered and hollered and were really excited because their town NEVER gets to deal with fun things like murder, and the fact that the person that was killed was Buzz? Well, it was just the perfect Icing on their cake.
“So we have set up a serious of trials to see who it was, everyday everyone will come here, vote and the person chosen will get tested, and we can make sure this person is not a killer” Mr. Snarglepuff said. “So let’s get this started people! Just go ahead and cast your votes, and we’ll hopefully find this evil killer!”
Again everyone cheered, everyone was excited.
But all the cheer stopped quickly when everyone heard a massive BOOM! And saw Mr. Snarglepuff's head explode. Screams of horror were heard all around, and one scream of "CRAAAAAP". People started running scared, NOBODY WAS SAFE.
Later that night a new mayor was chosen in an underground meeting of the minds... But their identity is a secret!
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:14 pm
DAY 01 - This might be a pattern!
As Shadow_Articuno Walked through town, he didn’t expect much from the day, just some sunshine, some happy days and maybe even a cutie at the store. But today was not going to be his day, today would be a very bad day for them indeed. He was strolling past a couple of tall buildings in town, on his way to the supermarket when he saw a shadow move next to him. He looked over and saw nothing but the shadows made by the buildings. So he kept walking down the street, and saw another shadow move, but he looked over again and saw nothing. He didn’t think that the shadow could be cast from somewhere above, which was his biggest mistake.
Somewhere above the sniper was watching Shadow_Articuno closely, just waiting for the right moment to take their shot. When Shadow_Articuno stopped to tie their shoelaces, the sniper knew it was time. They took out their rifle and aimed; it only took one shot, and Shadow_Articuno was lying there dead, on the street.
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The CK was sitting in an alley, watching people go by, and then he saw Shadow_Articuno walk by, looking nervous, and the CK knew that their target was here. The CK quickly ran out after Shadow, when they reached the street, they saw Shadow lying on the ground, and assumed they were drunk, and had passed out.
“Well thanks for making it easy!” The CK whispered.
The CK ran up to Shadow and dragged him back to the alley where they’d been watching. There, under the shadows cast by the buildings, the CK stabbed Shadow 57 times, and then began to chop Shadow up into a thousand pieces. He found something hard and metallic inside the brain, since the CK wasn’t very interested in what it was, they just put it in their pocket. Once the CK had made minced meat out of Shadow, they shoved all the little chunks into a bucket.
“This will make a surprise later” The CK said to themselves, with a raspy, wheezy laugh.
As the CK got up, bucket in hand they saw the trail of blood leading back to the street, and thought that Shadow must have had a lot of blood, since it made it’s way so quickly back there.
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The votes had been casted, and today Ms. Nymphiedora would be sent to the trials, and The Mayor’s secret army was sent to collect her. She was sitting at a quaint little Starbucks, overlooking the sidewalk, across the street from the Starbucks where she had first met the guy who took her Starbucks hopping through the town. She would never forget the magical 15 dates she had with him, each time at a different Starbucks in Snipertontownville City. But then she broke up with him, because he turned vegetarian, and she couldn’t handle not eating meat.
Before she knew what hit her, the club had hit the back of her head, and she was on the floor, knocked out cold.
Nymphie woke up a while later and she was in a cage hanging above a giant hole in the ground. She looked around and saw everyone in the city was standing around, watching her. Then somebody spoke up from her left and she looked over to see who it was.
“Nymphie, you are accused of the murder of Buzzkid24, and Shadow_Articuno, how do you plead” said the goon.
“NOT GUILTY! I didn’t do it I PROMISE!” She pleaded “But why am I in this cage?”
“Well, we want to make sure you’re not lying” responded the goon. “As soon as I press the button, the cage will fall into the hole. It’s simple, if you survive the fall, you are the Crazed Killer, if you get out of the cage before it goes into the hole, we can deduce from your cunning that you are in fact the sniper” said the goon, adding a smile, as if he were proud of a very good idea.
“WHAT?!?! That’s crazy, THIS IS JUST A BUNCH OF BULL—“ but nobody was able to find out what kind of Bull this was, because her cage began falling and she began screaming. As the cage fell, it hit the sides of the wall, every time it did, sparks would fly out and chunks of the cage would come off. During one of the hits, her head was violently snapped towards a piece of the cage jutting inward, and she was impaled through the head, killing her instantly.
The goon spoke up “Well, I guess we’ll see tomorrow if we were right!” he gave everyone a smile and a small nod. It was just a waiting game now.
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(#5) Shadow_Aricuno has been sniped AND Killed
(#3) Nymphiedora was trialed!
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:15 pm
DAY 02 - There was some MAYOR interference here!
LittleLadyPhoenix Was tired, she had been running around the city all day stocking up on snacks, it was movie marathon night, and it was to be hosted at her place. She had the idea yesterday after Nymphie's trial; she realized that there was safety in numbers. So she went out and bought all sorts of things, hopefully people would just want to stay over until the sniper was caught, that way she wouldn't be alone in her house. She was just not aware that she hadn't been alone for about 30 minutes now, for the sniper had been watching since she left the video store, and might not have been the only one.
The sniper couldn't wait another second, the kill was just so close, LittleLadyPhoenix was so unsuspecting, so preoccupied in her on life that she wouldn't even see it coming. The sniper took up their rifle and aimed it, just as they were about to shoot, they saw something down one of the alleyways LittleLadyPhoenix had just walked by.
The sniper became angry "Is that the stupid Crazy person again? Going for my kill? AGAIN"? The sniper said. But they weren't going to take this kill; The Sniper always kills first. The Sniper raised the rifle again, and looked, but the mysterious person was no longer there. The sniper heaved a sigh of relief, then took aim at LittleLadyPhoenix again. It only took one shot, and all the groceries and party favors she had been running around buying for the last couple of hours, fell out of her hands. She didn't even feel the bullet, she was just falling forward, onto the cute little pillow she found at the discount store, which she just HAD to have.
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The Crazed Killer was sitting there waiting for their kill, they had decided that it would DEFINITELY be LittleLadyPhoenix, it only made sense at this point. As LittleLadyPhoenix made her way through the city, the CK was on her like glue, just waiting for the correct moment to strike, waiting for the moment she wasn't paying attention, and they could grab and kill her. After about an hour, the CK thought it was the perfect time to strike. But then something happened, they weren’t sure why, but something told them to turn around, and at the other end of the alley he saw CrazyCandies looking around, confused, like she didn’t know where she was. The CK felt and overwhelming need to change their kill and that is exactly what they did.
As the CK approached the dazed and confused CrazyCandies they saw that there was a note on her chest. Quietly the CK crept up to CrazyCandies, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. The CK was holding a bat in one hand and had a meat cleaver in their jacket pocket, this will be a good kill. Before CrazyCandies could respond the CK had jumped out from the shadows and was standing in front of her.
“You are not cute” said CrazyCandies.
“Good, I’m going for more of a fearsome vibe” responded the CK who then swung the bat and knocked CrazyCandies out cold. They pulled the meat cleaver out from their jacket and chopped off her head. Then the CK was going to make their exit, when they remembered the note they had seen on CrazyCandies’ chest. They looked down and there it was scribbled in neat handwriting, something that made the smile, a most devilish smile.
The note read:
A GIFT FROM YOUR MAYOR,
GREAT MINDS MAY THINK ALIKE, BUT VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE!
The CK grabbed the note, and laughed as they ran from the scene of their latest murder.
This event only leaves one question, who was the mayor really looking out for?...
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It was quite obvious that their first trial had given them a clear answer, Nymphie wasn’t one of the killers.
Kozmo6 was sitting in his living room, reading yesterdays newspaper, just hearing about the death of Shadow_Aricuno. “How terrible, first Buzz, Now Shadow, who will be next?” he said and then he took a sip of his coffee drink.
Then he heard a lot of noise outside, people’s voices and a lot of angry yells. Somebody knocked on his door and he went and opened up for them, and invited them in. But before he could say anything, one of the goons grabbed him, hogtied him, and then gagged him with a sock.
A little while later, they had made it to the middle of a field, where b]Kozmo6 saw a pile of rocks next to a sheet of plywood. They laid Kozmo on the floor and put the sheet of plywood over him.
“Here is what will happen, we will place stones on top of the plywood, and things should be simple, if you can survive with all these rocks on you, then you are the Crazed Killer; if you confess to your crimes, then we will kill you, but if you manage to get our from under the rocks, then you are obviously the sniper, so we will kill you” Said the goon.
“But doesn’t that just mean I’ll die either way?” said Kozmo looking confused.
“No! If you’re innocent, you will live!” Said the goon, with annoyance in his voice, as if Kozmo had missed a specific point of his explanation.
Then the goon began placing rocks on top of the plywood. About 3 hours later all the rocks had been placed on Kozmo. Then the goon smacked Kozmo a couple of times, seeing if he was alive. The goon missed the streams of blood coming out from under the plywood. Finally somebody came up to the goon and broke the news to the goon, that Kozmo had stopped screaming about an hour after the first stone was placed, and was pretty much dead after the an hour and a half.
“WELL! I think my job here is done, He MUST have been the crazed killer!” said the goon proudly.
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LittleLadyPhoenix has been sniped
CrazyCandies has been crazily killed by order of the mayor
Kozmo6 was trialed, though he probably won’t realize it until tomorrow. (MUCH LOVE FOR YOU THOUGHT!!<3)
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:17 pm
DAY 03-- One Less Saver
Heart Shaped Toastie Was taking a stroll through the park, she knew it was dangerous, but she didn’t care anymore, if she was going to die, then she’d end up dead anyways. So today, she was going to enjoy life, it wasn’t often that you came across such a perfect day in Snipertontownville City, so she was going to enjoy the crap out of it. She kept her eyes open the entire time, of course, she wasn’t stupid, she knew there were 2 killers out there, just waiting to strike.
And she was right to be worried, because the sniper was around, waiting for their next kill. When a semi-unsuspecting Heart Shaped Toastie walked through their field of vision, looking killable and alone. The sniper walked ahead of Toastie, and while she was distracted watching the cute little birdies flying around in circles above her, they stepped out from behind the tree. Toastie had only seen them a second, but the fear was clear in her eyes, and the sniper just loved that look.
Toastie stood there, frozen with fear, what was she going to do now? There were no options for her, this was it, her end had come. She looked up at the birdies and heard the rifle fire off one round, within seconds she felt the pain in her chest, and a couple of second after that, she didn’t feel anymore. She was falling backwards, onto the ground, no more thoughts, or dreams, or hopes, just dead.
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Gynne was walking the back streets of the city, she knew she had to help people somehow, she knew it was her job. She was walking by an alley, when she heard it, a cry for help, she looked around and many people seem to have also heard it, mane of them were looking down the alley, but nobody wanted to go see who it was. But Gynne was not afraid, she had to go help them! She ran down the alley as fast as she could, and that’s when she saw it, what she thought was a pile of old rags on the floor, that’s where the cries for help were coming from. But something was seriously wrong about this, the smell was putrid, how can somebody smell this terrible, she thought to herself.
Then she saw blood coming from under the pile of clothes, and she knew she might already be too late, she made a dash to it. She grabbed on to the rag, and pulled, what she saw was the single most horrific thing she had ever seen. There was somebody there, under the cloak she had just pulled off, covered in blood, and they smelled terrible, and the worst thing was that they were wearing somebody else’s face as a mask.
The CK looked up at Gynne and said “I’ve been expecting you” and then gave a little laugh.
Gynne took a step back, and her eyes widened, she turned around to try and make a run for it, but then she heard something very loud being fired, and a moment later she felt the most terrible pain in her mid section, she let out a scream. When she looked down she saw a harpoon jutting out of her stomach, and she felt the terrible pain. Then she was being pulled back, and knew it she might not make it. She screamed for help as loud as she could, but nobody came. She thought about how many people were out on the street before, when she came into the alley, and how they all probably ran scared.
Once the CK had Gynne at their feet, squirming and begging for mercy, they smiled, got down on one knee and then got close to her face and said “You might just be the yummiest treat”. Gynne let out one last scream, that was cut short by the CK
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The town had spoken Flamingdove was going to be the next person to be sent to trials, they were all certain it was her. They went to the Mayor’s office to let the goons know who was going to be next.
M e a m e a a spoke up first “WE WANT TO SEE FLAMINGDOVE SENT TO TRIAL! WE ALL KNOW IT’S HER!” and the rest of the people shouted that they agreed.
But the goon at the door did nothing, he just stared at m e a m e a a. People were beginning to get angry about the goon not doing anything so they began shouting louder, how flamingdove was guilty. Then the goon raised his hand, calling for silence, the crowd quickly fell silent.
“I have listened to what you have said, however, the mayor has reason to believe that Flamingdove is not guilty, the mayor has selected somebody else to take her place at trials” said the goon in a commanding voice.
M e a m e a a spoke up “Umm Who?”
“You” said the goon, and grabbed her by the neck. Gasps were heard all around, around with screams of horror watching the goon squeeze the life out of m e a m e a a. “This test will be simple, if you die, and nobody dies tomorrow, then the mayor was right” added the goon, with a sick smile spreading across his face, like he was getting some sick twisted pleasure out of this.
Minutes later, the goon let go of Mea’s neck, letting her lifeless body fall to the floor, clear bruises forming around her neck. The outraged screams of all the people were now clear, the goon realized this, when a bottle hit his head. Nobody was happy with this, they all liked Mea, and they were mad. They charged the goon and began attacking him, hitting him with anything available.
The other goons inside the Mayor’s office, ran inside grabbed Anael De Ezra, and escorted her to the back entrance.
“Lady, you’re out of control” said one of the goons “And I’ll be damned if I let what just happened outside happen to me!”. Then they shut the door and went off to choose another to elect mayor.
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Heart Shaped Toastie—Was Sniped
Gynne—Your friendly neighborhood G-Team, was CK’d
M e a m e a a—Was jailed by personal request of the mayor
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:18 pm
DAY 04—The ODDS are truly Against you!
It was a quiet day in Snipertontownville City and Alpha the White was having a nice time sipping tea at a local coffee shop. When he was done with his coffee, he decided it was time to go home. He headed out the door, and began walking down the street, it was pretty dark out, and he was a little freaked out, because he couldn’t see anyone around. Then there was a cloaked figure standing at the end of the road, and he knew this was not good news. He turned around and began running down the street screaming for help, but nobody was coming to their rescue, not since yesterday. Everyone was afraid to try to help anyone who was screaming for help, it could be the CK again.
A single shot rang out and Alpha the White was on the floor, but he wasn’t dead. He looked around, and there was a cloaked figure standing over them, holding out an arm. Alpha reached for it, for some reason, and they helped him up.
“They're gone, now run home, and don’t look back” whispered the cloaked figure.
And Alpha ran, he ran, and never looked back, he ran until he was in his house, and then he moved all his furniture to the bottom of the stair. Then he grabbed a bat, climbed up over the pile of stuff, and then went upstairs, and went into his bedroom where he surrounded a corner with all his furniture, and sat there, freaking out.
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The CK was feeling lucky, they had killed a G-Teamer yesterday, and they decided that today was also going to be their lucky day. They searched the town, skipping over many would be victims, searching for the RIGHT one. Finally the came across an empty looking house, except the lights of the basement were on. The CK walked up to the window and there, they saw Kimilia, looking over a notebook, reading over a bunch of notes she had writing and all over the table in front of her were pieces of paper with short sentences written on them. The CK knew this was who they were looking for, the person they needed to kill. Their blood was rushing, a smile crept wide across their face, and they began laughing, their low creepy laugh.
Kimilia smelled something odd as she was looking over all the clues she had collected. And she knew it couldn’t be good news. She turned around slowly, to see if anyone was behind her, but there was nobody there. She heaved a sigh of relief, and when she turned back, she realized the smell was kind of stronger now. Then she heard a noise coming from under the table she was working, so she slowly began pulling the chair back. But before she could get too far, the entire table was being lifted, by the CK who had been hiding under it. She tried to scream, but as she took in her breath the table was throw at her, smashing her head against the wall. This gave the CK a good idea, so they grabbed Kimilia’s head and kept bashing it against the wall for about five minutes.
As the CK was leaving they saw the notebook had fallen open on the floor, the heading on the page was “Sniper Clues”. This made the CK angry, they got the NR, but it wasn’t the one THEY needed to get. They let out one last angry scream.
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The Fabulous Number 24 Equinoxious had been voted to be sent into trials tonight. Some people were upset by this, because they loved the number 24, it is such a mystical number, but alas, Equinoxious was too suspicious.
They found her sitting under an apple tree in an orchard, just eating an apple, and enjoying the day. The goon walked up to her first, and pushed her up against the tree.
“An apple, that gives me a great idea for your trial” said the goon, and then he ordered one of the other goons to come forth and bring the rope.
“Is this necessary? I mean, just kill me, why pretend that you’re going to be fair about this?” asked Equinoxious
“We always want to give people a fair trial. Today will be simple, we will place this apple on your head, and I will shoot it with a crossbow, if the arrow hits the apple, then you’re obviously the CK, if I miss, then you are the Sniper, for only a sniper would be able to dodge an arrow” Said the goon, sounding like they were too smart.
The arrow was shot, and the apple fell, and her head was connected to the tree by an arrow, I guess they were wrong.
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THUNDERCLAPS AND TWISTS!
After the execution of Equinoxious , the skies above became dark, and loud thunder was heard everywhere. People were very scared, they didn’t know what was going on. Then 2 huge black clouds began descending upon them, the clouds flew over everyone’s heads for a couple of seconds, and then they flew towards Equi, and one became still on either side of her, and they began to materialize, who they turned into, frightened the SGers more than anything else they had seen, and then one of them spoke.
“You people are free to roam the earth while we were bound to the darkest depths of nothingness, because of your ill decisions!” Said the shadowy figure of m e a m e a a
“Now we have come to collect, to make you pay, you do not deserve to make all these decisions anymore, it is our turn to decide” said the shadowy figure of Nymphiedora
“It is our turn” Said Mea
“It is our choice” Said Nymphie
“It will be your loss” Said Mea
“And it will be our Gain” Said Nymphie
“Today we will choose one of YOU to join US” Said Mea
“Don’t worry, it won’t hurt, it will be quicker than what you made us suffer through” Said Nymphie
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Alpha the White—Was Saved, but is now secluded in his bedroom… POOR LAD~!
Kimilia—The Sniper NR, was CKd
Equinoxious—Was trialed
m e a m e a a and Nymphiedora came back to collect!—You guys get together and pick somebody you want to kill. And you guys can split their bank! CHOOSE WISELY! JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED IT! They were "trialed" on ODD days, that is why they got selected!
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:19 pm
DAY 05 - SHART DUTIES POO smile
BUZZ NOTE!! This Pulitzer prize nominee was written by Nymphie, she did me a favor, because I had a "date", which I'm still kind of on. It's TOTALLY legit, and there was just not going to be an update tonight. THANK YOU NYMPHIE FOR STEPPING UP! <3
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Heavensdark had recently been made mayor of Sniperville and had taken advantage of her new position by embezzling heavily and taking crack bribes from all the crack rings in town. Unfortunately the 69,995,885lbs of crack she had snorted yesterday did not satisfy her and she needed more! So even though it was a dark, creepy night, and she knew two killers were on the loose, she went out alone in search of more drugs. The Crazed Killer had seen what she was up to so he took some of his crack supply and laid a crack trail to a wombat hole in the park. Sure enough Heavensdark had found the trail and sniffed her way into the wombat hole.For those who do not know, wombats have asses made of crazy hard bone, used to kill those who try to enter their burrow. The crazed killer watched with delight as Heavensdark stuck her entire bust into the hole and the wombat attacked! It smashed his a** so hard into Heavensdark's head that she immediately went blind and lost her ability to vividly imagine Golden Girls smut! And then she bled out and died. SUCKS!
On the other side of town the sniper was closely watching his prey, Meliara. She was frolicking through some dandylions while picking her nose, paying absolutely no attention to what was going on around her. This would be an easy kill, the sniper thought to himself. He pointed his gun at her and was about to pull the trigger when a hooded figure ran up and kicked him in the balls!! The sniper screeched in pain, and dropping his gun fell to the ground! Meliara finally noticing something unusal was happening, and instead of running away like a smart person she ran right up to the sniper to see what was wrong! The sniper was screaming and wailing so loudly the whole town ran out to see what was the matter, and when they got there they saw a very suspicous sight indeed! Meli and Ginji were on the ground with the sniper rifle laying between them!
The crowd grabbed Ginji and dragged him to the courthouse where the goon was waiting for them. The goon was over thinking up creative ways to find out if the person on trial was innocent or not, so he decided to just stab Ginji in the head instead. If Ginji lived he was the sniper. If he died he was innocent. And if he sharted then he must be the crazed killer. Luckily for all the witnesses Ginji did not shart. However he did not die. As the Goon raised the knife to stab Ginji in the head Ginji yelled out "SNIPEY POWERS ACTIVATE!!!" and no matter how hard the Goon tried Ginji could not be penetrated! Ginji was the sniper!! No one knew what to do with Ginji, since there was no jail, and he couldnt be stabbed to death, so they tied him to a chair and were going to leave them there when Mea and Nymphie decided to make a fuss!
"We saw Meliara at the crime scene next to the gun!" Mea exclaimed!
"Why would she be with the Sniper if she is innocent??" Nymphie asked.
Meliara, who is no good at going home when she should, had followed the crowd to the courthouse and was still there. Nymphie grabbed her before she could escape and Mea, using the goons logic, stabbed her in the head. The whole room held their noses, prepared for a mighty shart, but it never came. Meliara just died.
Heavensdark, the Mayor, has been crazily killed
Meliara the White, gteam, was saved by the other g-team, then killed by Mea and Nymphie
Ginji, the Sniper, has been jailed.
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:19 pm
DAY 06:: Hospital Safety Protocol?
After the fright given to the inhabitants of Snipertontownville City, by Mea and Nymphie, people were calming down a little, thinking that it was safer. But after the death of the last mayor, the goons had gotten together and decided that from now on, everyone was to stay in the same, old abandoned hospital in the town. The goons thought it would be a great idea, keeping everyone together, and they could keep an eye on them all. That was the basic thought behind it, this idea, the goons were not known as world class thinkers. As soon as everyone was in, they locked the doors behind them and the Sgers knew this was not going to end well.
They all stood together in the lobby at first, but then they started getting Hungry, Draconissa decided that waiting around was not working for her, she was starving and these people wanted to wait around. She just turned around, and started to walk down one of the hall ways to search for the food that the goons said would be in there somewhere. As Draconissa made it halfway down the hall, all the lights turned out, she heard people scream, and footsteps running around. The lights came back on about 10 minutes later, and she turned around and saw that nobody was there, and she knew they were all in trouble. When she heard footsteps behind her, she knew this was it. She was going to die hungry, which made her extremely angry.
She turned around and looked at the cloaked figure hunching over a few feet ahead of her, and she just charged. She wanted to cause the CK pain, before anything happened. Once she was close enough to the CK, she jumped at them. The CK caught her and stuck a needle into her neck; she wasn’t sure what was in the needle all she knew was that her body was becoming more number every moment. She closed her eyes, and never opened them again.
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It had been decided, everyone thought that Haven_gal WAS the CK, there was no way anyone would convince them otherwise. The got together, and couldn’t find Draconissa, but it was OK, because they’d be safe now. They shoved Haven_gal out the front doors. She tried pleading with them, telling them they were making a mistake, but nobody cared. There was no way she could convince anyone that she was not the CK.
“Guys please! I only want to help you!” She pleaded with them as they shoved her towards the door. I’m the NR! I’M THE NR! I can help you!”
But nobody cared anymore, they got up to the doors, opened them and shoved her out, where the goons took her. As she was searched, the goons found all the CK clues, written in a notebook.
“I guess this is the NR” said a goon.
“Or it’s just the CK holding on to their clues” said another
And another walked up to her and shot her with a powerful rifle right in her chest, “Well, we’ll see what happens now”
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SAFETY NET TWIST!!
Later that night the newly chosen mayor went to one of the doors, and met up with the 3 goons who were waiting for them there.
“OK guys, get in here, make sure I do not get killed” said the Mayor.
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Draconissa—Was CKd
Haven_gal—Your CK Newsreporter was kicked out.
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:21 pm
DAY 07-- GOONS TO THE RESCUE!
Alpha the White was walking aimlessly through the hospital, not sure exactly where he was going, he just knew that he needed more food. He had found a bag of chips about 5 hours ago, but the hunger was back, and he needed it to stop. He walked into a room at the end of one of the hallways, where he saw a light was flickering. He looked around the room, but saw nothing, he just knew it smelled awful, and he thought that he just had to get out of there, because the stench was messing with his appetite. But when he turned around, he saw a gross looking person in a cloak, it looked dirty, and just plain gross.
“Who are you” asked Alpha
“I’m going to be the end of you” said the CK, who then began walking towards Alpha, who had begun retreating.
As the CK drew closer Alpha knew this was the right time, “HELP!” he screamed. Almost instantaneously, three goons stood in front of the CK, blocking the CK access to Alpha. One of the goons threw himself at the CK, but the CK jumped out of the way, and the goon fell forward. The CK acted quickly and pulled a nail gun out from under their cloak, and shot about three into the head of the goon on the floor, the other 2 goons stood there, fear stricken, the CK shot several nails at them, some hitting the goons in the eyes, some in their chest. The 2 goons were on the ground within seconds of the nail barrage that befell upon them. Alpha the White however, was nowhere to be found. The CK grumbled and then walked off.
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The 5 remaining Sgers got together in the lobby, and decided that ichihollow 21 could no longer be trusted. He tried to plead, and beg them to not make him go, but it was just too little too late, the votes had been cast the decision had been made. Together, the other 4 Sgers pushed him towards the door of the hospital, and then pushed him outside, and told the goons out there, that ichihollow 21 was their vote, and to do with him what must be done.
The goons were not paying attention to ichihollow 21 or the people who were surrounding him. They were instead looking at Alpha the White , as if waiting for him to talk.
“Sir, is this who you’ve decided should be trialed?” asked one of the goons.
“No, it is not, I thought it was him, but now I am thinking that it might be wrong, that it why I must inform everyone that I am not allowing ichihollow 21 to be trialed. Instead, I choose…” he raised his arm ahead of him and then pointed his finger at Sunset Sonata “You” he said with authority.
And just as quickly the goons grabbed her and carried her away, bottle of booze falling from her pockets, and she began slurring something at them, something that sounded “shoe mecking a mess stake”. The goons were so confused by her langue they didn’t know what to do.
“DEAR LORD! She’s speaking in tongues” said one of the goons, sounding alarmed.
“Somebody make her stop, she might be putting a CK curse on us!” said another goon.
Then a third goon stepped in and shot her 3 times in the head and said “Well, I guess the curse was set on herself!” and then he began to laugh.
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Alpha the White —Was SAVED by his goons
Sunset Sonata—Your Town Drunk was trialed by special order of your Mayor!
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:21 pm
DAY 08 -- ENDGAME
Ichihollow 21 Was walking around looking for somebody to save, they hadn’t managed to save a single life lately. They decided that they would follow Alpha the White all day, and maybe the CK would try to kill Alpha. Alpha just wandered around the hospital, a little jittery, not knowing what exactly what he wanted to do, and ichihollow 21 was getting quite bored of this, he was thinking that the CK should just hurry up and attack! But it has been literally minutes, since Ichi had been following him around.
But the CK was ready; the CK was just waiting for ichihollow 21 to be more alone, but Ichi just kept stumbling upon people. Then finally Ichi seemed to settle down in one spot, looking tired, he was sitting in a chair in an old operating room. The CK closed the door to the room, and stood there watching Ichi trying to rest. Then the CK made their move, the CK ran at Ichi, pushing everything in their way aside. ichihollow 21 saw what was coming towards him and thought very quickly, he grabbed the gun he was carrying under his vest, and pointed it at the CK.
“Don’t make another move CK, or I’ll blow your head off” said Ichi, in a commanding voice.
“That’s a nifty toy you’ve got,” said the CK in a raspy voice “Maybe after I’m done with you I’ll get to use it” and a smile spread across their face.
Ichihollow was not about to waste any more, he pulled the trigger, but somehow, some way, the CK jumped out of the way, the bullet, instead hit a wall. The next thing Ichi saw was the CK was standing next to a tank, turning the tap, and the gas that came out of it quickly started filling the room with a cloud of smoke. Ichi made a run for the door, but he couldn’t find it, but he did bump into the CK, who was also trying to find their way out. Ichi grabbed on to the cloak, and it must have fallen off the CK, because it felt like the CK was pulling it, and then it was no longer putting up resistance.
Somehow Ichi made it to the door, he opened it, and he saw KeJoRo standing there holding a rifle and pointing it straight at Ichi’s face.
“And here’s a trick I learned from watching the sniper” he said and he blew Ichi’s head off.
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Alpha the White was waiting with a very bored looking Ezzy in the lobby, after he heard that loud noise that sounded like a shot gun, he decided he’d better get to the lobby for a head count.
“Ezzy! Could you PLEASE focus? I am serious! I think the CK just shot somebody!” He said to Anael De Ezra.
“What do you want from me? I’ve been stuck in here for like 2 weeks, and I want a snack, maybe a brownie, or at least a bag of chips, aren’t you hungry?” she responded.
“What? Are you listening to yourself? We’ve only been in here for like 3 days! And THE CK IS IN HERE WITH US! Are YOU the CK? Is that why you’re so calm?” he said, then backing away.
“If I say I’m the CK, will that get a pizza delivered here?” she responded, not anymore excited.
Then Kejoro walked into the lobby, looking tired and asking what had happened.
“YOU! I think YOU are the CK! We’ve voted and the majority voted for you! So it will be you that is sent to trials next” said Alpha. Then Alpha the White grabbed KeJoRo, and began dragging him to the exit.
“Guys, not that I really care, but where is Ichi? I’m only wondering because there are supposed to be four of us” said Anael De Ezra.
“Kejo here, probably already got to him!” said Alpha angrily.
Alpha got to the doors, and pushed them open calling for the goons. The goons arrived quickly, and asked to be told what was happening.
“Well, we have decided that Kejo here MUST be CK” commanded Alpha.
“Well, I didn’t decide anything, but if I decide, will you feed me?” Said Ezzy with flirty eyes.
“EZZY! IS IT NOT TIME TO WORRY ABOUT FOOD!” Alpha screamed at her.
“NO! THE TIME TO WORRY ABOUT FOOD WAS 3 DAYS AGO WHEN WE GOT LOCKED IN HERE! Why couldn’t Kejo just kill me then? I have been sitting in this godforsaken abandoned hospital, with no food, no life, no fun for 3 damn days, so you will excuse me if I am a little over this entire situation and just hoping that I get some food!” said Ezzy with anger to a now less commanding looking Alpha.
Alpha then turned back to the guards and said “So yeah, he’s the CK”
“AM NOT!” screamed KeJoRo, before losing his balance a bit, and had a bunch of knives and meat cleavers fall out from inside his coat. “Those were all borrowed, I’m a knife enthusiast! I like to know how they feel when hanging in my coat, for no reason other than to know.”
But along with the knives a notebook fell, and it were the names of all the victims the CK had claimed, all crossed out, at the very was Ichi’s name, also crossed out.
“Well, I found that!” said Kejo.
“Then, would you mind explaining why it says ‘Property of KeJoRo, the Crazed Killer of Snipertontownville City, all the people on the list are the people I, KeJoRo, have killed as the CK, because I’m the CK, and this notebook belongs to me, KeJoRo?” said the goon who picked it up.
“Maybe somebody else secretly has my name?” said KeJoRo
“OH EM GEE! SHUT UP KEJO! I don't even care about this anymore, Don’t you know I have a BUNCH of Christmas shopping to get done? And then I have to call my friends and tell them about this, and my parents will DIE when I tell this…” Ezzy said, as she began walking away, she was obviously over all of this.
The goons finally grabbed KeJoRo, threw him on the floor and then they all took turns shooting him in the face.
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GAME OVER!! The CK was FINALLY caught, thanks to the VALIANT Efforts of Alpha the White.
CONGRATS TO ALPHA AND EZZY FOR BEING THE SURVIVORS!! WAY TO GO GUYS!
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