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 Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:30 pm
It tastes like Spaghetti!!!
Why can't I fly?
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 7:39 am
Because you don't have your pilot license.
What is in the middle of the ocean?
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 12:04 pm
The big filter that lets all the animals survive smile
What color is a yellow banana?
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 1:31 pm
A yellow banana is obviously... PURPLE!
Why do ballerinas dance on their toes?
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:58 pm
because their toes are...numb.
Why do cows moo?
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:07 pm
Cows moo because they're talking to aliens!
What's the difference between white and black?
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:30 pm
The difference is Black is spelled with a "B" and White is spelled with a "W".
Which name sounds prettier Catherine or Katherine?
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 6:34 pm
Georgia!
Why do pine trees have needles, not leaves?
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 7:14 pm
because they want to make the other trees jealous!
What number is 3?
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 10:11 pm
That would the number that's right after the number 7
Why do we sit on toilets?
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 8:18 am
to drop a few pounds!
How much does wind weigh?
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