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 Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:19 am
January the 29th. The day every ******** thing is ******** happening. Just for good measure, I'll throw in another use of the word "********" to convey my irritation.
First of all, it is my anniversary.
Second of all, I have been invited to one of my father's best friend's birthdays. Ordinarily, this wouldn't even enter the equation, I'd just say, "Sorry, it's my anniversary, I'll come out to celebrate next weekend in the Vane (our local pub)" However, he only recently got over cancer and is starting to get his strength back, which makes me feel guilty about missing his birthday, especially since he is a good friend of myself as well.
Thirdly, the next student protest. If it weren't for the first two items on this list, it would be the first protest I would actually be able to go to and, therefore, I would, since I've been trying to get to one since the first one.
I am so irritated by this day. Anyone fancy lending me Pickle Inspector's duplication powers?
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:05 am
That sucks! Do that thing they do on tv where they run from one place to another and try not to get caught! And make sure you change outfits between each place! biggrin
Maybe you and your girlfriend could go to your friends bday party together, and then just leave early? I'm sure he would understand, old people always talk about "young love blah blah blah." Plus I'm sure he wouldnt want to cockblock you.
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:24 am
I like the idea of the sneaking from one to the other, though the Protest might be a bit of a strain.
"Mmm, that soup was delicious. Hold on a sec, I've got to go to the toilet."
Five minutes later...
"Hey Doug! Happy Birthday! How are you feeling?! Erm...do you mind if I just quickly n** to the toilet?"
Roughly nine hours later...
"Students are the future! Stop the fees! Stop the cuts! I'll be back shortly!"
Roughly 10 hours later, probably due to traffic or something...
"Hey Andrea. Let's not eat here again, this damn steak is like ice! Andrea? Andrea?"
We could certainly try that, but I don't know. It's all quite tangled up and annoying confused
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:34 am
Here's what I would do!
1a. Get up early and go over to your girls house
1b. Give it to her like there's a gun pointed at your head, and it's the only thing you can do to survive!
2. Bring her with you to the guys party, there will be more people there, people will most likely not notice the rando girl who showed up.
3. Tell the guy that it's your anniversary and that your girl will be mad if you didn't get some quality time with her.
4. Head over to the protest! There will be a bunch of people there, so you can make out and people will prolly not notice, besides a couple pervs and voyeurs, but you might as well give them a show!
5. After showing enough support, you can take her out to dinner.
6. Go somewhere where you can be alone, and repeat step 1b.
The steps can all be rearranged, depending on what time of day things are happening.
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