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These are a ist of jokes I came up with after hearing and watching some commercials, games, and comics. Note: If you dont find these funny or orginal dont complain and dont post something like "OMG these are like a rip-off and I already read em some where"


Garrus attempted to measure his charm using a vitomatic, the machine promptly exploded.
He is the most interesting turian in the galaxy.



When Garrus camps out in the Mojave Wastlend, he does not hide from deathclaws, deathclaws hide from him and his calibrations.
He is the most interesting turian in the galaxy.

A BA deathcaw

Garrus was still more BA

When the geth attacked and every man, woman, and child ran and screamed, Garrus waved hello and promptly started sniping geth lamp heads left and right.
He is the most interesting turian in the galaxy.

lamp heads

I you didn't see already. (And yes I will continue to post this garrus banner for it is awesome.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp9x6r4a6RY&feature=related

..............that's not a deathclaw.


(edit: why is this my first reaction??? xD )

wait furry deathclaws?. what madness iz zis O.o

However voted no is not a garrus fan club member.... probaly a saren fangirl or that turian spectre you meet at the beginning of the game who had only like one epic line.... Im kinda a saren fan too through >,>

D:> I'm sorry to inform Garrus...but his "Most Interesting " Title just got bunked by this Turian.
Dance Dance