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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:51 pm

Funniest thing ever. XD
Fear the Chuck Norris

It's hard for me to pick a favourite, and I admit most of them are pretty lame, but I think that's just what my humour is like. XD

Here are some:

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear

For most people, home is where the heart is. For Chuck Norris, home is where he stores his collection of human skulls.

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

Okay, yeah. XD Hehehehe.
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 1:20 am

Everyone keeps talkin about it so I lost my likings toward it. It use to be hella funny but losers in MPL killed it. stare

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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 10:02 am

I haven't seen it in awhile and it's twice as funny now as it used to be! Good stuff cool

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 11:38 am

thats frickin hilarious. rofl I've never seen this before..

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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies
the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ******** Indian.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The ******** was That?"

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

I like those best... I am so going to be changing my quotes on other wedsites... lol cool

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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 10:40 pm

My cousin showed that site to me the otherday. Its really funny.

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:23 pm

Moon's freinds printed out the top 30 and we were laughin about them on the bus ride from school.
Though she still desn't know who Chuck Norris IS, Moon was greatly facinated and amused by his facts.
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:13 pm

Chuck Norris is like Bruce Lee, except he only does roundhouse kick and has a beard.

On his tv show he once kicked a guy through a window and then the guy landed two stories down into a bunch of explosive stuff so that was a pretty damn good roundhouse kick.

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 2:09 pm

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Chuck Norris is like Bruce Lee, except he only does roundhouse kick and has a beard.

AND is WHITE!

Anyway... Here's one I herd:

The movie Brokeback Mountain was originally written for Chuck Norris and Mr. T, but it had to be recast because if they ever kissed the term "homosexuality" would gain a new definition... "obligation".

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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:08 pm

Ha ha haaI don't get it.
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:41 pm

The sudden popularity of Chuck Norris makes me despise him.

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Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:07 pm

Eeeeh.
I'm one of those people that are getting tired of all of the Chuck Norris' jokes.
But ah well. I just "tune" them out for the most part now.

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