You could tell when you've been playing too much games

[Ryukemi Blackheart]

u know u have played too much when:

you dont answer with your real name but ur online name.

joined the police hoping one day they transfer you to s.t.a.r.s

always carry a small bag with herbs in case you find a zombie....then they jail you for drugs posessions.....

you call your grandmother "the wise one"

you buy a rat, paint it yellow and try to stuff it in a pokeball

you dress as ness and tell your mom that you will leave home to save world from gygas...she giggles knowing you never leave the street alone.

you make a sword (a broom stick) and challenge everybody to a sword tournament.

you get grounded for hitting someone with your sword and have to replace your sword with a short sword (carton tube)

try to stuff all the items that seems important in your clothes, then get arrested for stealing (thats cleptomania kid, and is wrong XD)

you still believe that touching the red cross from the first aid kit will heal you instantly (later you wake up in the hospital)

you try to break a wooden box with your bare hands (there you go again to the hospital)

you try to break your grandfather wolkswagen in time record (then you have to pay the broken crystal the painting oh, and all the ppl working at hospital knows ur name by now)

you ask everybody to asist to your pikachu funeral (you should have leting it go out from its pokeball to breathe)

you walk around a construction and see a floating box (a hanging crate holded by a crane) you try to jump and break it with your head or at least claim a coin or a mushroom.... the Dr loves you for making him rich.

you try to defend your girfriend with your short sword (your carton tube doesnt scare nobody, just to let you know)

you like a girl that looks like lilith (darkstalkers) but you decie to wait her to grow and transform into morrigan then you can declare her your love (in that time another guy already declares his love and you end alone for taking your time, LOSER!!)

you decide to dress as athena from K.O.F. and tell everybody that you are tthe real incarnation of athena (if you are a guy... poor you)

you try to defeat your oponent by jumping on his head, here you realize your legs have been inactive a long time and get pummeled (and the Dr have your hospital bill even before entering)

you decide to make an awesome Gundam (with cereal boxes)

you ask your dad if he is a demon and if he got a sword to give you when he dies (then they send you to church)

the covenant invades your house, you get in your spartan suit, seal the ship control room and hide whatthey seek (translate: your little cousins came to visit, you put on your gotcha helmet, close your room and hide all your videogame consoles)

your parents ask you to make your homework, you say you are too busy cause you must follow your brother (who died time ago) to the underworld and defeat him cause he wants to bring chaos to our world.... then again, to the church with your mom worried and cryng.

you make a "u know u have played too much when" list.