Oh, look, what clever children
See them study, watch them learn
How I HATE those goody-goodies,
How they make my stomach turn
I've got a little secret
That'll really make 'em cry
It's a nasty kind of magic
From a special kind of guy
This book is made to order
But it isn't to be read
When they open up this book,
They're sucked inside instead
To the most unpleasant place they've ever seen:
The magic labyrinth of I.M. Meen!
Very scary and confusing
Destination of MY choosing!
Magic labyrinth of I.M. Meheheheheheen!
Ha ha ha ha!