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 Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:48 pm
Kairo Yakazu How do you drive a person insane? >Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner. Nice smile
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:41 pm
Kairo Yakazu How do you drive a person insane? >Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner. I can do that, just give me a sharp tool.
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:25 pm
May have already been heard by some of you...
How do you put an elephant in the freezer?
-Open the door and put it in, then close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the freezer?
-Open the door, take out the elephant, put it in, and close the door.
The king of the jungle held a meeting for every animal, which animal didn't show up?
-The giraffe; he was still in the freezer.
A group of explorers come to a river. There is no bridge, and a nearby sign tells that the river is infested with crocodiles. How do they get across?
-They swim. The crocodiles were still at the meeting.
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:41 pm
What do you call a cow with no right legs?
>Lean beef
How about a cow with no legs?
>Ground beef
An abusive cow?
>Beef jerky
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:50 pm
Kairo Yakazu What do you call a cow with no right legs? >Lean beef How about a cow with no legs? >Ground beef An abusive cow? >Beef jerky LULZ. xD
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:55 pm
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