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King_of_the_obscene

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 4:11 am


i got somthing to show yall, i told you about my issues and one of them was extensive metical care which made me leave for around two months.
the full story and this i got braggin rights over! hah no one has similar story in the guild and i feel proud. it was bout a year ago, well bout year and a half now.
i was spending a month with my cousin who just got back from his second tour in iraq with the marines, not sure what squad it was so dont bother askin, matter of fact i dont remember alot, anyway it was me and mikey-tie on a cold kodiak night. it was about 29 degrees (not sure of celsuis) but i went off to take a piss about the break of dawn. i had my .30 service revolver in which my great uncle gave to me about a month and a week before this event. anyway so there i was pissing and i herd a grunting sound. i was half awake so i thought it was my cousin takin his hangover piss in the bushes on the other side of camp. then i felt this odd sinsation like i had to turn around. so i zipped my fly up and i turn around and there was this 8 ft. kodiak grizzly. my eyes got wider then saucers and i belive my heart skipped a beat. well i decided to be a dumbass and piss it off. i took a jab at it with my 10" bootknife. >.O it took a swing and took a chunk out of my head. sent me back about 5 feet and when i hit the ground i pulled the revolver and put three shots in the bear. all i know is i couldent see out one eye and i got medi-flown out of there to the hospital and the rest is kinda hazy but i got a picture from about 2 weeks later when they removed the stichs, this was roughly 6 months before my kid was born (look at the "happiest day" thread to see the diffrence) anyway now i got three perminante lines in my head where hair dont grow.
this is my epic story xD felt like writing somthing. and i am proud that i took on a bear and lived.. even if i about crapped myself. xD enjoy the nasty photo.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 4:12 am


hm the bear tasted good though. ate it's heart fryed like chicken and its meat in a stew bleh all well them are the good old days. i kinda look like a jar head in that photo.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:24 am


Damn, dude... Nice shootin.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:38 am


if it was nice i would have took it down with one instead of waisting ammo >.> but yha xD

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:49 pm


you know i made this mainly for other people to show off scars and epic fails such as mine >.O XD i am surly not the onlyone who has bumped into some epic fail leaving me with insomnia and a stutter.
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