Child's Journal Entry 1
Dearest Repository for Secrets,
I heard the word 'repository' on the tv today.
Yesterday Fluffy hopped up into my bed with me while I was napping and lay on my face. I think he was trying to smother me. Alice agrees, and gave the stupid animal creme when I "wasn't looking".
Alice took me dress shopping again. Kill me now. Actually, kill me then so I don't have to go through the experience.
She says we're going to a "pageant" tomorrow. I don't like the sound of it. I've got lots of answers to lots of random questions memorized and ... my ballet dance is as good as it's going to get. I hate ballet. Especially the tulle and shoes, and pink, and the teacher and the other girls and- OH I just got a great Idea.
I'm going to go put Fluffy in my tutu. Be back later Book of Woe.
~Cambria the Amazing and Clever