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Son of a Jotun Vice Captain
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 Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:41 pm
STARRING:
THE REPUBLIC OF KALE as portrayed by Son of a Jotun
and
JESSISTAN as portrayed by Arrieth
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:00 pm
THE REPUBLIC OF KALE
Capital
(and largest city) Kaletopia
Official language(s) English and Badass ******** Kaelian
Government Unitary semi-presidential republic
- President Kale McAwesome Badass
- Prime Minister Kale Kalerson jr
Legislature Parliament
- Upper House House of Kaleresentitives
- Lower House National Assembly of Awesome
Formation
- Pre-Kale state Epic all through the nineties
- Current constitution A badass college kid
Population
(2 January 2010 estimate)
- Total[3] 50,000,000 (20th)
- Metropolitan 45,000,000 (22nd)
GDP (PPP) 2009 estimate
- Total $6 trillion[9] (That's in awesome dollars)
Currency The Kale
(EUR, XPF)
Time zone PARTY TIME. ALL THE TIME.
Drives on the right, BECAUSE KALE IS ALWAYS RIGHT
ISO 3166 code KL
Internet TLD .kl
Calling code 911, emergency, there's a badass muffukka on the loose
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Son of a Jotun Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:51 pm
JESSISTAN
Capital
(and largest city) Jeshkent
Official language(s) English, better English than everyone else,
Some language I made up when I was eight
Demonym Jessuit
Government Military Dictatorship
- Supreme Leader Jessi Bonaparte
- Premier Jessi jong-jil
Legislature Epic Board of Awesomees
Formation
- Independence declared August 21, 2010
- Current constitution Makin friends like a bad ******** December 2009 estimate)
- Total[3] 100,000,000 (20th)
- Metropolitan 99,999,999 (22nd) (Yes, one person, one person lives in the countryside)
GDP (PPP) 2009 estimate
- Total $6 trillion and one (That's more than kale)
Currency Jessistani Dông
(JSD)
Time zone IT'S RAPING TIME FOR JESSI'S PLAYHOUSE.
Drives on the left BECAUSE YOU CAN ONLY DRIVE IF YOU'RE LEFT ALIVE AFTER THE WAR
ISO 3166 code JS
Internet TLD .js
Calling code Nothing. Because no one is not in this country.
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:14 pm
Dearest Current Infidel Leader of the Republic of Kale,
Sincerely,
Jessistan
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Son of a Jotun Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 9:12 pm
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