1. If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?
Because Barbie would be lonely if she had no friends.
2. Can a blind person feel blue?
What do you mean by that? Do you mean, "Can they feel upset?" or "Can they feel the color blue?" Yes they can feel upset, and no, they cannot feel colors.
3. How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Sorry, don't know who that is.
4. What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
I'm thinking that the water will start bubbling.
5. If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
Whatever color it wants to.
6. If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
No, it's obviously called a catpile. Or just a pile.
7. Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
Probably not.
8. Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
I don't know.
9. Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
Because they want to.
10. If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
Neither. It's dead.
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