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 Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 11:38 am
Kind of stole this from iwillkillthee, but she won't mind. Will she? *shakes fist*
Post a question, asking for advice on a situation. Everyone else, give them the worst advice you can think of.
Example:
Question:
I got pulled over for driving 40 MPH in a 25 MPH zone! I can't afford to pay the fine. What should I do?
HORRIBLE advice:
Go to court to contest the ticket. Charge them a fee for your time.
*unnecessary note* This is obviously a silly, silly, thread. Please do not actually do anything that someone suggests to do here.
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Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:36 pm
Advice: Comment on the fact thatr the cop is a "public servant," and make him bring you a glass of water.
Question: I got a paper-cut on my finger. What should I do?
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Vengeful Elegance Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:10 am
Go to the doctor and demand stitches. If they refuse to give you stitches, you're going to have to show them that you aren't messing around. While the doctor is still in the room, start slamming your finger in the door until they take you seriously.
Question: I'm tired of people knocking on my door and trying to convert me to their religion. How do I make them stop coming to my house?
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:18 pm
Find someone who looks like their god, kill him, and display him out front like a scarecrow.
I consider myself a Christian, but I don't want to be affiliated with a religion that's full of violence, ignorance, and impressionable idiots. What should I do?
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:57 pm
Start your own sect of Christianity. Loudly and publicly declare yourself the Pope/messiah of this church and excommunicate them all! Lauch maniaclly when you do this. I shows how serious you are. And remember that getting yourself nailed to a tree is a great way to prove your divinity!
Oh wait, you didn't want to be associated with impressionable idiots...Hmm...
I think my Composition 131 teacher is a moron who doesn't know how to teach or proof read. What should I do?
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Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 9:06 am
Take over the class. Be sure to duct tape him to a chair, don't forget to tape his mouth. (It is totally okay if the tape also covers his nose.)
It is cold. What should I do?
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Vengeful Elegance Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 9:26 pm
Light a fire. A big fire. Build it nice and big and move all the furniture and blankets nice and close to be sure it all stays warm for you. It would probably be a lovely place to sleep...right next to that blazing fires, in a nest of fuzzy, flammable blankets...
What is someone tries to pickpocket me/steal my purse and I catch them? What should I do?
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Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:03 pm
Just let them have your stuff. You should probably give them everything you have on you to make sure they don't pickpocket anyone else. They're probably just trying to buy some drugs. As soon as they have all the money, they'll just go home.
I locked my keys in the car. How do I get them out?
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Vengeful Elegance Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:25 am
Call 911 tell them there are 10 kilos of cocaine in there, so they impound it, hitch your way to the dump (they usually are dumps) where the car is, and find your keys there.
They probably won't work anymore though - but who said it was good advice?
Question;
How can I arrange a threesome with George Carlin and John Lennon?
Keep in mind both are dead.
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 12:14 pm
Oh my. Even the bad idea thread can't condone this.
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Vengeful Elegance Vice Captain
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