Need a writer? Tell me. Halloween's approaching, and frankly, I'm broke. I'll take any job, and, most likely, any payment. Try to make it appropriate for the job, please? I'm considered a skilled writer, my spelling is flawless and my grammar is generally perfect. Any mistakes, I'll fix them. No job is to big for me, I can write a novel in 2 days . . I wouldn't suggest it, and it would prevent me from sleep, but I COULD. Any writing job you need, Dante's here to help. I'll also be doing this AFTER Halloween, but please, SOMEONE must have a job! Help a freak out? Hey, get it? "Freak out"? Help me because of the awesome pun?

Oh, and since I don't have the time to check this forum every hour, PM me all jobs/questions, okay?