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 Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:11 am
Mwahahahaha! We're Soulmates Bloody Nurse! And thus.... I offer this to you!
Your gold offer is: 50k
Intangible item you are offering: My soul and the souls of any kids I have, plus the Teletubbies (Anyone remember those annoying and creepy guys ?) and Barney the dinosaur and his minons er.....dino buddies. sweatdrop
Just think of the torture possibilities once you posses them and take over their souls !! twisted
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Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 10:21 am
Mwahahahaha! We're Soulmates Bloody Nurse! And thus.... I offer this to you!
Your gold offer is: 13gold
Intangible item you are offering: Connie Chung smothered in Marinara.
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:22 pm
Mwahahahaha! We're Soulmates Bloody Nurse! And thus.... I offer this to you!
Your gold offer is: 50k
Intangible item you are offering: The legendary, whiskey drinkin' JACKALOPE !!!! Lol.
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 12:56 pm
Mwahahahaha! We're Soulmates Bloody Nurse! And thus.... I offer this to you!
Your gold offer is: 13k
Intangible item you are offering: My morbid thoughts and the blood fly(flies made of blood) swarms of my dreams.
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 7:53 am
Mwahahahaha! We're Soulmates Bloody Nurse! And thus.... I offer this to you!
Your gold offer is: 50k
Intangible item you are offering: A 3-legged, nose-missing, tongue hanging out, broken-antler, blind deer who has just been hit by a semi but is laughing manically at you while you scrap his organs off the pavement that you will eat for supper tonight that will turn you into a 3-legged, nose-missing, broken antler, blind deer who will be hit by a semi and laugh manically while someone scraps your organs off the pavement for supper tonight and will turn him into a 3-legged, nose-missing, tongue-hanging-out, broken antler, blinder deer who...well you know the rest.
In short I'm offering a 3-legged, nose-missing, tongue-hanging-out, broken-antler, blind deer who will continuesly be hit by a semi, be laughing manically while he is scrapped off the pavement and then eaten for supper in which the eater will turn into the 3-legged, nose-missing, tongue-hanging-out, broken-antler, blind deer and the story will forever continue like such.
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 3:22 pm
Mwahahahaha! We're Soulmates Bloody Nurse! And thus.... I offer this to you!
Your gold offer is: 10k
Intangible item you are offering: Well... basically a three foot tall barbie doll that used to be possessed, and most of the time naked. It used to be seen walking the hallways of my house and everyone I knew had seen it do that. Recently we threw it in the dump... So I'll have to go fetch it for you. It may be a little dirty, and covered in slime, but if it's evil you want, she was definitely evil. By the way, she came with a pretty pink princess dress. Evil in pink. Can't get any better than that!
[ This IS a true story! ]
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 4:39 pm
Mwahahahaha! We're Soulmates Bloody Nurse! And thus.... I offer this to you!
Your gold offer is: 666g
Intangible item you are offering: Full mental control over Will Smith's Devil Spawn daughter, which ultimately can either prevent another "Whip my hair" tragedy, or start a whole new wave of them. Depending on if you want to end your own suffering, or cause many more people even MORE!
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 12:55 pm
Mwahahahaha! We're Soulmates Bloody Nurse! And thus.... I offer this to you!
Your gold offer is: 50k
Intangible item you are offering: You may now rid the world of all things good! I am bestowing upon you minions of pure evil from the land of sand...an army of living plushie Gaara's! They will shower your enemies in blood!!! >3
I don't know about you~but that's pretty darn ebil! >.<
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 5:22 pm
Mwahahahaha! We're Soulmates Bloody Nurse! And thus.... I offer this to you!
Your gold offer is: 13,666gg
Intangible item you are offering: The key to Halloweentown, the privilege to hide needles and razors in halloween candy, one black cat, one flock of ravens, the collected nightmares from my dreamcatcher, one hundred dead sparrows(sparrows are said to cary the souls of the dead, it's unlucky to kill one), six crows*, a multitude of bats, Mr. Rodger's soul(he was always creepin' around daytime television....), one precious bottle of unicorn blood, the unicorn's horn, a Phoenix tailfeather, Mothman, my science teacher**(PURE. EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLL.), and Blood. Lots and lots of Blood.
*For Crows-
One's bad,
Two's luck,
Three's health,
Four's wealth,
Five's sickness,
Six is death.
**Gave me a 50% on a PERFECT report for not highlighting. A 50. F. Pure. EBILLLL.
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Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 5:23 am
Mwahahahaha! We're Soulmates Bloody Nurse! And thus.... I offer this to you!
Your gold offer is: 66,666
Intangible item you are offering: The bloody severed head of my sister and parts of my family. The rest of the bodies shall be chopped up for various foodstuffs of your choice.
ps This is DNC on his mule for fear of preventing hacking attempts on shoddy internet/computer.
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Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:10 am
Mwahahahaha! We're Soulmates Bloody Nurse! And thus.... I offer this to you!
Your gold offer is: 20k
Intangible item you are offering: The half of my soul that Nasaiki doesn't own, the heart, blood and soul of the last dragon ever to roam the earth, every evil high school teacher to roam the earth as your personal minions, and a portal to Satan's personal rooms with cupons for free evil deeds.
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