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 Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:52 pm
OVERVIEW
When we last saw the heroes of Sniperville, they were getting killed off one by one. But now, to their dismay, they have awoken to a new nightmare *dramatic lightning flash* The famous CK and Sniper are back, and this time, with a few new tricks up their sleeve. Will the SG'ers be able to see through their disguise? Or will they succumb to the confusion?
SIGN-UPS ARE FROM NOW UNTIL FRIDAY, OCTOBER 15th 11:59 PM PST. This is an extension from the original time due to the new announcement that has been spammed to everyone in the guild.
ROLES
The SG'ers The citizens of Sniperville. The live, work and jail people for little to no reason. Well, the reason is that they're slowing getting picked off by the CK and Sniper.
The Sniper One of the stars of the show. Precise marksmanship is their trademark and they rarely miss. They can activate the SWAP feature.
The Crazed Killed The other star of Sniperville. He likes to play with his victims in a way that a 12 year old plays with a videogame. Just a tad on the violent and mad side. This role can also make use of SWAP.
The G-Teamers The secret protectors of Sniperville, little is known about them and their mysterious powers. They have the ability to save someone from dying, should one of the killers be targeting them. They are also able to save themselves. To top it all off, they too can make use of SWAP.
The News Reporters Low life scum who will do anything for a story, but when information breaks, they are the first to have it. There is one NR for the CK and one NR for the Sniper. Unfortunately, the NRs do not gain access to SWAP.
The Pollster Each day, a random citizen of Sniperville will be selected to tally the votes, this Gaian will also have the ability to change votes to their preference, and potentially tipping the scale to jail someone else. The Pollster's powers change each round, fluxing from 1 up to 3 and back to 1 in increments of 1. So the Pollster may change 1 vote on the first day, 2 on the second day, 3 on the third day, 2 on the fourth day, 1 on the fifth day, 2 on the 6th day, ect. Pollsters do NOT have to change votes if they do not want to.
SWAP
SWAP is basically a system that allows certain special roles to give away their role to someone else. To do this, they send in their usual information (kill/save, clue, ect.) to the GM along with the person they are giving the role to. The SWAP then occurs on the next day, so if say the CK notices he might be getting jailed this round, he can not SWAP to keep the role alive. THERE IS NO KILL ON THE DAY THE SWAP HAPPENS. The usual information is in case the person being given the role gets jailed or killed by the other killer.
1. SWAP is a voluntary process for every role except the NRs.
2. SWAP allows roles to give away their role to someone else.
3. A Person may not have more than 1 special role (Pollster and GCDers are not special roles).
4. If a role is given away to someone with a special role, both roles disappear into oblivion. So it is highly encouraged that alliances be formed before SWAPing roles.
5. Role SWAP occurs the next day, so there is no kill/save for the person using SWAP on the day the SWAP happens.
6. The SWAP will be announced in the update, BUT no names will be mentions.
7. Also, if the killer uses SWAP, the clues they sent in will be made public in the update.
Day 3 - Sniper kills Person A
Day 4 - Sniper SWAPs to Person B
Day 5 - New Sniper (B) kills Person C
NOTES
........1. Each Killer gets 1 kill per round, each G-Team gets 1 save per round, and each NR gets one clue per round.
........2. If a killer or g-team doesn't send me a clue in on time, I will RNG their kill/save.
........3. If a person with a role hasn't looked at their PM by the end of Day 2, I'll re cast that role.
........4. In the case I do not receive clues for any of the roles, I will make up legit clues that can be given to the NRs. It is in your best interest to give me the clues.
........5. The order of kills/jailing will always be sniper kill, ck kill, then jailing. So even if a killer is jailed, their kill will still go through.
........6. Voting will always end at 5:30 PM PST, and updates will hopefully be up soon after that. Be sure that the killers/G-teamers/Pollsters have all PM'd me their info for the day by that time.
........7. A killer may target themselves, but if they do it will be revealed in the update. (Similar to the rule describing if a GTeamer targets themselves and is attacked, they will be protected but have their role revealed.)
Any questions? Feel free to PM me.
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:53 pm
MEMBERLIST
Short Memberlist (5):
5. Kisuke Yamada
10. Sunset Sonata (CK NR)
14. Satius (CK)
16. KeJoRo
33. Insomnesiac (G-Team (s))
Roles Alive:
0x Sniper
1x Crazy Killer
1x NRs
1x G-Team
0. Ginji of Thunder (GM)
1. Bellecat 0, 2, 3
2. Haven_gal
3. Unphotographable 2
4. LittleLadyPhoenix (Sniper NR)
5. Kisuke Yamada 0, 1, 3
6. beReaved__staRlight
7. Equinoxious 3, 5, 6, 7
8. Shadow_Articuno
9. Monotone
10. Sunset Sonata (Crazy Killer NR)
11. heavensdark
12. The_Megal 0
13. Heart Shaped Toastie
14. Satius (Crazy Killer)
15. Rasani 3, 5, 6
16. KeJoRo
17. Alpha the White (G-Team) 3, 6
18. Meliara the White (Sniper)
19. Respectful Rhino 0, 1, 2
20. iiMegaDerp 0, 1, 2
21. Kimilia 2
22. Buzzkid24 1, 3
23. Anael De Ezra 4, 8
24. Hatmaster (G-Team) 1, 3, 6, 7, 8
25. flamingdove 0, 2
26. Thorn of the Sky
27. Draconissa
28. Gynne
29. Help The Bombardier 1, 2, 3
30. IntermittentShiningLights 2
31. Kozmo6 0
32. ichihollow 21 0, 1, 6
33. Insomnesiac (G-Team (s))
34. Amigox3
35. Namuie 1, 4, 5, 6
36. Tedie Behr 0, 4
Legend
Sniped
CK'd
Jailed
Inactive
Doing Fine!
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:54 pm
"You look good in my shirt sweetie." Ginji mentioned casuall to the lady laying beside him in bed. "Do you think we'll have a repeat performance tonight?" as he leaned in for a kiss, their lips softly touching before the alarm at the beside rang signalizing the end of their time together. As the lovers parted, they kissed once more before drifting apart in slow motion, each to go off to their respective day jobs on monotony and extreme boringness. The two lovers filed the day away in their own ways, one playing flash games while the boss was away and the other tried to make plans for a romantic evening. But the best plans of mice and men always seem to go bad. The day continued to drudge onward as the sun reached a low point in the sky as a lone wolf stood on the top of a brick building. Beneath the flowing cloak, the figure pulled out a walkie-talkie and pushed the button. "It's time." Holding hands as they walked, Ginji and his girl strolled towards home before a large black van barreled around the corner ahead and a hooded figure reached out and grabbed Ginji's date from the sidewalk. "Krissy!" Ginji yelled out as he watched after the van as she yelled back in fear, being dragged inside the van. He yelled so loud he almost didn't hear the gunshot. But as the shot was fired, Ginji's eyes widened and he flashed an old G-Team badge and the shot deflected into the sidewalk. "So it's you old friend." he smirked as the sniper tipped his hat before fleeing out of sight from the ground. In a mad rush, Ginji ran back home to start planning for the night ahead. "It's done." Ginji finally said as he stood outside of the abandoned warehouse. Their hideout. "Thermal scans complete, she's in there alright." he said to himself as the doors opened up and the Sniper and CK stood hooded in the middle over Krissy's body chained to the floor.  "What are you planning?" he asked before popping open the briefcase and a Pokeball rolled out before exploding to reveal a Larvitar. The little Pokemon rushed the CK before kicking the figure hard in the shins causing him to yell and scream obscenities. In retaliation, the Sniper took a pistol and shot Krissy straight in the heart. "NO!" Ginji yelled as he tried to toss his G-Team badge to save her, but the timer hadn't recharged and it wasn't possible to save her. As the blood spilled onto the floor and Ginji poked her lifeless body, the CK and the Sniper both disappeared into the night. Leaving behind a weapon that conveniently had Ginji's fingerprints on it. "I swear, I didn't kill her!" Ginji yelled as the cops arrived, dragging him off to jail. "Why would I kill the one that I love?" well, there were a lot of reason why he would have killed her, but none made sense to the cops other than that he was at the scene of the crime. "They're back! The Sniper and the Crazy Killer! They're back! You've got to believe me!" he yelled frantically as they forced his head down into the squad car. "Whatcha make of that one Sarge?" a young officer asked in a southern accent as he lit up a smoke. "Classic case of G-Team hysteria, they think they're doing good by hunting the CK and Sniper that don't exist and end up hurting the ones they love. Tragic really." the bald Sargent explained, tipping his cowboy hat in respect. ---------------------------- Letter from Jail: Dear G-Team STOP I know what I saw STOP The sniper and the CK are back STOP They're planning something big STOP I'm not sure what but it is our duty to protect the citizens STOP Protect your identity STOP Protect your targets STOP Get out there and find those bastards STOP I am no longer able to help but Larvitar gave the CK a nasty shot to the leg STOP The future is in your hands STOP Chief G-Team Police Ginji Signing Off STOP ---------------------------- Voting is open, vote by posting your Number and Username found in the game Memberlist and the number and name of the person you are voting for. Voting Ends Sunday, October 17th 5:30 PM PST due to roles still being accepted. If roles are not accepted by then, they will be rerolled. Sniper/CK - Send me your clue and kill OR your SWAP G-Team - Send me your save OR your SWAP News Reporters - Prepare for Clues! Pollster - Send me your vote change
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:55 pm
Day 1 – The Fog of War
Another day, another strange weather pattern in Sniperville. “This fog is thick, don’t you think?” The Sniper commented to the Crazed Killer next to him as they surveyed the city from the tops of the skyscrappers.
“Perfect for slicing some precious meat.” The Crazed Killer laughed as he scrapped his knife, causing an eerie noise to echo across the city. Fortunately for the duo, the bell rang, signaling morning for the quaint town. From the rooftops, the two evil doers could see their next target.
“How about we team up for this one?” The sniper asked politely, looking to his partner for support, he didn’t think he’d be able to get this target by himself.
“What’s in it for me?” The Crazed Killer asked in a gruff voice, licking the knife seductively.
“Immunity.” The Sniper said, masking a “for now” under his breath. Together they laughed in the dense fog.
Meanwhile, Bereaved Starlight was practicing her pole-vaulting skills at the local high school track field. She didn’t have the springiness of the other athletes, but what she lacked in ability she more than made up for with heart.
As her stick struck the ground and she leapt into the air, barely making it over the bar, and landing on the pad, chains came out of nowhere and wrapped around her body. “Didn’t anyone ever tell you not to practice alone?” the Crazed Killer asked as he slid his knife across her cheek.
“You are alive.” Bereaved Starlight said in surprise as she struggled in the chains holding her down. “Please, please don’t kill me.” She nearly cried as a line of blood slid down her face from the CK’s knife.
“Sorry, darlin’. That’s his job.” The CK motioned towards the Sniper’s location as he stared down the scope before the muzzle flashed, sending a coconut towards Bereaved Starlight at a rocketing 2000 km/s, hitting her right between the eyes.
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That night the town met. Each looked to the other in a dramatic event. As they stared in counsel, fires lit up, illuminating the stage. “Welcome to Sniperville Counsel!” a man on stage carrying a bucket of coconuts and a bucket of pens. “Each person must now cast their vote, writing only in coconut milk.” The strange man ordered. “Any questions?”
“Yeah, why not sheep blood?” Buzzkid24 asked before he got a coconut thrown at him, hitting him in the chest, probably breaking his Xiphoid process.
“Don’t ask stupid questions!” The host of the voting show said as he handed out a cocounut and a pen to each remaining member of the Sniperville and they each cast their vote in a civil manner and placed the slips into a jug.
“I’m sorry to say, but Thorn of the Sky, you’re going to have fun with Ginji in the dungeon!” The man laughed as an angry mob bumrushed their new victim and threw her in the dungeon.
From the mob, such evil things could be heard such as “You killed Krissy!”, “I knew you were evil at the core!”, “Silly Sniper!” and ect. She tried her hardest to put up a fight, but eventually was over run and thrown into her own personal cell.
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The Pollster changed #28 Gynne for #13 Toastie
TO: #28 Gynne for #24 Hatmaster
26. Thorn of the Sky was Jailed
6. Bereaved Starlight was doubleteamed by both killers!
Voting is open, vote by posting your Number and Username found in the game Memberlist and the number and name of the person you are voting for. Votes straying from these instructions will NOT be counted.
Voting Ends Monday, October 18th 5:30 PM PST.
Sniper/CK - Send me your clue and kill OR your SWAP
G-Team - Send me your save OR your SWAP
News Reporters - Prepare for Clues!
Pollster - Send me your vote change
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:56 pm
Day 2 – Who is on Second?
With the Sniperville Sluggers down 2-0 against the Crazy Klondykes, the team was feeling pretty bummed about another losing season. This would mark the fifth time that they failed to win even the easiest of games. Most notably would be against the Shelbyville Sluts who spent more time flirting with the fans than they actually did hitting anything with a bat.
The pitcher, Gynne was throwing her arm out, trying to strike anyone out, but the only thing she managed to hit happened to be the batters. With the pitching coach breathing down her neck, she was sweating bullets trying to stay in the game.
The lone figure in the stands also shared in her desire, wanting to stay in the game of life, continuing to kill without restraint. But in order to do this, he needed to stay safe. Kill from the sidelines if you will. So, as Gynne pitched her final pitch to Haven_gal he hit a button and the ball erupted in spikes, impaling Haven_gal and exploding on contact, sending blood and guts everywhere.
Needless to say, Gynne was shocked, but the cops saw it like a pitcher snapping under pressure and promptly arrested her. Baseball is serious business. Without their catcher, the Crazy Klondykes won without contest, knocking the Sluggers out of the playoffs and back to the minor league.
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Poor poor Alpha the White. His story ends a bit less tragic than our last one. He decided it would be a good idea to join a singing troupe. He met so many new people, a black girl who could belt it, a gay kid who sang like a girl and a guy in a wheelchair were all included. Alpha, naturally fit right in to the hodgepodge group as their soprano singer. Unfortunately, the other students at the school didn’t like him too much, as he got slushies thrown at him every day. They were perfectly good slushies also, nothing wrong with them, superb consistency and perfectly fake coloring. Yet the bullies continued to hit him with the cold beverage.
One day Alpha had had enough, and he took the slushie out of an unsuspecting jock’s stuned hands. Little did he know that the jock was stunned because of what was behind his victim. As Alpha turn around as saw the barrel of a gun pointed at his face he busted out his G-Team badge to deflect the bullet. “Ginji said you’d be coming for me.” He smirked as the Sniper’s eyes widened at the sight of the badge before fleeing through the halls.
Alpha gave chase, but lost the Sniper in the mass crowd that had gathered to see him get slushied. “Blast, at least I have a general idea of what the Sniper looks like.” He sighed as he burst out into Don’t Stop Believing.
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Pollster Changed #13 Toastie votes for # 28 Gynne to #17 Alpha
And #25 flamingdove for #28 Gynne to #17 Alpha
#28 Gynne has been jailed!
#2 Haven_gal has been CK’d!
#17 Alpha the White has saved himself from the Sniper!
Voting is open, vote by posting your Number and Username found in the game Memberlist and the number and name of the person you are voting for. Votes straying from these instructions will NOT be counted (Kisuke Yamada).
Voting Ends Tuesday, October 19th 7:30 PM PST.
Sniper/CK - Send me your clue and kill OR your SWAP
G-Team - Send me your save OR your SWAP
News Reporters - Prepare for Clues!
Pollster - Send me your vote changes
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:00 pm
Day 3 – Ghosts n Stuff
“It’s been so long since I’ve been out of my body with youuuu.” Heavensdark sang to herself as she walked down main street at night. She was going to the club with her new friends that she met while touring New Jersey last Sunday and they were up in Sniperville to go clubbing.
The club was called the Burning Llama and was hella exclusive. Let me tell you, the line for this sucker was at the very least, 10 miles long. But her friends just walked up to the bouncer, showed him their bare breasts and walked right in. But poor Heavensdark wasn’t so lucky, the bouncer apparently didn’t like her chest hair, so he turned her away. As her ‘friends’walked in, they yelled back to Heavensdark “It’s a Jersey thing sweetheart” before laughing and dancing into the club.
Depressed, Heavensdark sulked into the nearby alleyway, she had heard about the recent murders, but there was no way that they’d kill her, right? As she kicked a rock into a large dumpster, a strange obese creature erupted from the garbage infested container and started humping her and squealing “Snookie! Snook SNOOK!” into the silent night.
After several moments of this a voice rang out into the alley. “Snookie! Down! Bad Snookie.” It reprimanded as a hooded figure approached.
“Thank. You.” Heavensdark managed the spit out before collapsing onto the ground.
“Don’t thank me yet sweetheart.” The man smirked as he pet the Snookie and cocked his pistol. Heavensdark’s eyes widened before she was suddenly laying in a pool of her own blood. Dead.
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That night, the party was thumping around the streets of Sniperville as everyone started trick or treating roughly a week and a half early. And surprisingly everyone was dressed up as the same thing, a ghost. Even the dead people were joining in, spooking the silly SGers that happened to cross them. “Sppoks.” Amigox3 swore under his breath as he scampered off into the night.
Little did he know he was being followed. By Monotone, the only different costume. Instead of the standard ghost, she had instead decided to go as a mad scientist. This wasn’t an effective strategy, as the ghosts were getting more candy, but it seemed appropriate.
As she rushed towards Amigo, she tripped over a rock and spilled the acid she was carrying burned straight through Amigo’s costume and caused him to stumble over in pain, killing him instantly as he hit the ground. Stunned in fear, Monotone ran, leaving her friend in the middle of the street.
She was now a fugitive, running from the law as the wind blew through the lowland mountain ranges, swift and with purpose. There was no way they would jail her of all people! Jail was for creeps like Ginji and Gynne and not for upperclass citizens like herself!
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“Well, looks like we have another one…” the police chief with the cowboy hat said under his breath as he kicked Amigo’s body. As he kicked the body, it revealed a splotch of blood, revealing the name Draconissa. “Well, looks like we know who done it.” The chief said as he went to arrest Draconissa, swinging a pair of handcuffs wildly.
“Snipey, I don’t like these indirect kills…” The Crazed Killer said back at base with a grim look on his face. “It doesn’t compare to sliding my knife in and out of their live flesh.” He smirked again.
“I know CK, but do you want to get caught?” The Sniper said with the rifle holstered behind his back. “I promise, tomorrow we’ll further our goal.” He smirked darkly.
“I can’t wait, maybe I’ll kill you next.” The CK laughed as the Sniper pointed a pistol at the CK’s head.
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The Pollster changed the following votes:
#17 Alpha for #8 Shadow
to #17 Alpha for #27 Nissa
#18 Miliara for #8 Shadow
to #18 Miliara for #27 Nissa
#27 Nissa for #8 Shadow
to #27 Nissa for #27 Nissa
#11 Heavensdark has been Snookie’d by the Sniper!
#34 Amigox3 has been CK’d!
#27 Draconissa has been Jailed!
Voting is open, vote by posting your Number and Username found in the game Memberlist and the number and name of the person you are voting for. Votes straying from these instructions will NOT be counted.
Voting Ends Monday, October 18th 5:30 PM PST.
Sniper/CK - Send me your clue and kill OR your SWAP
G-Team - Send me your save OR your SWAP
News Reporters - Prepare for Clues!
Pollster - Send me your vote change
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:17 pm
Day 4: Last Train Home (Sorry for the SUPER crappy update, I’m really down in the dumps right now due to IRL stuff for no apparent reason that I can see right now…)
The final shot rang through the streets of Sniperville as the Sniper lifted his rifle to see the damage down by his bullet. The trajectory had been true and it landed right in the car’s gas tank, causing an explosion that caused the birds to take to the skies. “That’ll teach you to write articles about me.” He smirked as fire engines rapidly approached, carrying a charred body away from the scene, covered in a white sheet.
“Sweetie?” Rasani asked as he dropped the groceries and rushed towards the flame, in shock. “LittleLadyPhoenix, is she okay?” he asked one of the EMTs, but he just shook his head and turned away slowly, waiting for the police chief’s order to release the information. “NOOOOOOOOO!” Rasani yelled out as they carted LittleLadyPhoenix, the Sniper News Reporter, away to the coroner’s office.
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IntermittentShiningLights decided it would be fun to go swimming. Alone. At night. At the lake. A combo for disaster. As she stripped to her two-piece, a man rushed up behind her and pushed her straight into the water. As she struggled for air, he held her head underwater before taking an anchor and beat her head in several times with it.
As the blood rushed into the water, the CK laughed manically, the full moon hanging overhead.
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“Monotone?” the Police Chief with the large cowboy hat asked as he stood at her door.
“Yes?” she asked back, sweetly.
“Your fingerprints were found at the scene of the car explosion of LittleLadyPhoenix earlier today, we’re taking you down town.
“But…but…she and I were…” she started, bursting out into tears at the name of LittleLadyPhoenix. “Lovers…” she finally blurted out as the sheriff handcuffed her and walked her out to the cop car.
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The Pollster changed the following votes:
#13 Heart Shaped Toastie for #31 Kozmo6 to #9 Monotone
#18 Meliara the White for #31 Kozmo6 to #9 Monotone
#4 LittleLadyPhoenix, the Sniper NR, has been asploded by the Sniper!
#30 IntermittenShiningLights has been CK’d!
#9 Monotone has been Jailed!
Voting is open, vote by posting your Number and Username found in the game Memberlist and the number and name of the person you are voting for. Votes straying from these instructions will NOT be counted.
Voting Ends Thursday, October 21th 7:30 PM PST.
Sniper/CK - Send me your clue and kill OR your SWAP
G-Team - Send me your save OR your SWAP
News Reporter - Prepare for Clues!
Pollster - Send me your vote change
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:49 pm
Day 5: Let Me Lay Tangent to Your Curves
No more flowers on the doorsteps of the dead. The winds blows colder than before, bringing with it the chill of cold and harsh reality coupled with the first snowfall of the year. The_Megal danced all alone in the growing darkness, twirling around and making patterns in the snow.
“What’s he doing?” Hatmaster asked Satius as they walked down to the corner market to try on some new Fedoras they recently got in stock.
“He must be off his rocker and took a stroll around the bend.” Satius replied, barely being able to contain herself with her fake British accent. The two laughed for awhile as they continued walking to the hat master’s shop. Together, they laughed and giggled, and spent a small fortune buying the entire shop’s supply of headgear, so so outlandish that neither of them would be able to wear in public without risking humiliation.
As they walked home, The_Megal was no longer dancing, but a pile of snow had replaced where his body was. As the two walked closer, a pool of frozen blood could be seen from under the frozen water. As they uncovered the body, The_Megal’s body could be seen with a giant icicle sticking out of his chest.
Gasping in fear, Satius and Hatmaster ran away, carrying their hats with them before calling the cops to the scene.
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“Gun and ammo are over rated” the Sniper mused to himself as he walked down the street in broad daylight watching the snowfall with the other Sniperville citizens. He wondered which pitiful soul would be his next victim and how he would kill them if not with a rifle. “Maybe with a wooden spoon…” he said out loud as a few concerned citizens gave him an odd look. To play it off he shrugged and replied “For my soup tonight” he continued, laughing slightly. “I’ve got it.” He said again to himself as he rushed back to his hideout and took out scores upon scores of engineering paper.
Constantly writing equations down, he finally had it, a way to kill someone without them being in his line of sight, pending on wind conditions and the integral of the rotation of the earth of course. Now all he needed was a target. Grabbing his pistol and TI-NSPIRE, he rushed to the rooftops.
Unphotographable was just walking along when the bullet hit, and everyone looked around for the shooter, not seeing anyone. The Sniper had literally CURVED the bullet within the barrel to shoot Unphotographable for a mile away, doing massive damage and remaining hidden.
Later that evening, the CK walked into the hideout and looked at the papers the Sniper had been writing on “THIS is what he’s been working on all day? Didn’t he know that he could have just assumed a spherical chicken in a vacuum?” he laughed loudly as he made himself some food.
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Kimilia was just sitting down doing her math homework when she heard sirens outside of her window. “Curious” she said to herself as she peeked out the window and was greeted with a boot to the face of a SWAT team member bum-rushing into her living room. “What in all the respect to X is going on here?!” she yelled loudly as the SWAY member handcuffed her securely.
“Kimilia of Sniperville, you are hereby arrested for breaking the rules of math. You have the right to remain simplified; anything you derive will be recorded and reintegrated in a court of law with and without the plus C.” the officer finished as they walked out the front door and into the squad car.
“But all I did was assume a spherical chicken in a vacuum!” Kimilia cried as she almost hit her head on the squad car’s roof.
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The Pollster changed the following votes:
#1 Bellecat for #21 Kimilia to #22 Buzzkid24
#12 The_Megal, has been Icicle'd by the CK!
#4 Unphotographable has been Sniped’d!
#21 Kimilia has been Jailed!
Voting is open, vote by posting your Number and Username found in the game Memberlist and the number and name of the person you are voting for. Votes straying from these instructions will NOT be counted.
Voting Ends Friday, October 22th 7:30 PM PST.
Sniper/CK - Send me your clue and kill OR your SWAP
G-Team - Send me your save OR your SWAP
News Reporter - Prepare for Clues!
Pollster - Send me your vote change
NOTE: I have a swim meet Friday evening and most of the day Saturday. Plus I've been stuck with a whole bunch of homework and studying to do this weekend. Hopefully I'll be able to keep to the current schedule, but on the off chance that I can not, I'll try to get an update up as soon as I can.
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 6:33 pm
Day 6: Snipers, No Sniping!
Kozmo6 was trolling eBay as he saw the perfect product, a time machine. “Finally! I’ll be able to bring back this town to simpler times and make sure that all is good and dandy within Sniperville!” he laughed as he pressed the ‘buy’ button and $800 drained from his bank account into eBay’s holding fund.
The next day, Kozmo6’s landlord came a knocking on his door demanding rent. “It’s been ten days overdue Kozmo!” he yelled while knocking on the door. “If it’s not in my mailbox by tomorrow then I’m evicting you!” he continued to yell.
“Sigh.” Kozmo6 wept as he looked again to the time machine on his eBay screen and saw that no one else had bid with 30 seconds left. “Come on snipers, out bid, I need that $800.” As the clock ticked down, his anxiety grew greater and greater. Finally, the clock hit zero and the time machine was his. “Damn.” he swore as the bullet entered his brain, killing him instantly.
From the building across the street, Meliara the White tipped her cowboy hat to signaling a job well done. “Well, time to go home.” She smiled as she hoisted her rifle onto her back and climbed down the stairwell, heading for the hideout.
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As Meliara the White entered the hideout that the CK and the Sniper ‘lived’ at, the lights flashed an ominous red color. “Hello?” Meliara yelled into the hideout as she walked in. “Are you home CK?” she asked as the sound of knives being sharpened echoed through the ‘house.’
“You’re really creeping me out CK.” Meliara said with a hint of fear in her voice. As she continued to walk into the hideout, she brandished her pistol and tried to point around to try and pinpoint the location of the CK.
“I told you I would be the one to kill you.” The CK laughed as he rushed up behind Meliara and stabbed her in the back.
“Traitor…” The Sniper breathed out in her final breath as the CK laughed as he pulled out his knife and licked the blood off of the blade, being satisfied with his kill. “I wonder what’s on the boob tube…” he wondered out loud as he let Meliara rot on the floor.
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Dancing up and down on the pole Buzzkid24 was quite the little devil, making all the guys hot and wet themselves. He was getting tips left and right until someone put a pair of handcuffs on him. “No touching the dancers.” Kisuke Yamada said before he was confronted by a badge and a warrant. “Hey man, I got no qualm with the law.” He quickly covered as he backed off.
“I like it kinky.” Buzzkid24 smirked as he looked down at his captor and smiled before he saw the badge on the guy with the cowboy hat. As he finished, his smile quickly turned into a frown.
“It wasn’t me!” Buzzkid24 yelled out as he was dragged out of the strip club in his assless leather chaps. As the cop placed him in the squad car he slapped Buzz’s a** and laughed a little.
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The Pollster changed the following votes:
FROM #36, Tedie Behr for #16, KeJoRo
TO #36, Tedie Behr for #22, Buzzkid24
FROM #16, KeJoRo for #36, Tedie Behr
TO #16, KeJoRo for #22, Buzzkid24
# 31 Kozmo6 has been shot by the Sniper!
#17 Meliara the White, the Sniper, has been CK’d!
#22 Buzzkid24 has been Jailed in a tie with #35 Tedie Behr
Voting is open, vote by posting your Number and Username found in the game Memberlist and the number and name of the person you are voting for. Votes straying from these instructions will NOT be counted.
Voting Ends Sunday, October 24th 7:30 PM PST.
CK - Send me your clue and kill OR your SWAP
G-Team - Send me your save OR your SWAP
News Reporter - Prepare for Clues!
Pollster - Send me your vote change
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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:31 pm
Day 7: Dying of Embarrassment
“So I told him that I finished community college so I wouldn’t seem like an inadequate fool.” flamingdove confided in Namuie. “If he ever found out I’d literally die.” flamingdove laughed as Namuie scoffed in disgust.
“You shouldn’t say things like that. The CK is still at large even if the Sniper is dead now.” Namuie scolded as she folded her clothes and turned to face flamingdove “You should just tell him the truth, what’s the worst that could go wrong?”
“I could die!” flamingdove yelled as she poured her whites into the wash. “Whatever, I’m meeting him later tonight so we’ll just see how it all goes…” she sighed as she finished up her laundry and packed it all up and headed out.
“Sweetie?” flamingdove asked as she walked up towards the Coffee Shop and Rasani was standing there holding a dozen roses. He was looking quite dashing as the sun started to set, casting a shadow from over the mountainside.
As she approached her love, a brightly colored van approached, much like what happened with Ginji, this time a monkey with a bat hopped out of the back of the van and busted Rasani’s knee caps right in front of flamingdove. After Rasani fell to the ground, the roses stabbed him in the throat, causing him to suffocate.
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Thunder rolled outside the jail as a new inmate entered the jail cell. “Who is that?” Buzzkid24 asked as he wolf whistled at the new addition. Anael De Ezra scoffed before hitting the bars of the cell.
“Looks like I found my prison b***h.” Anael De Ezra laughed as Buzzkid24 gulped and dully asked the silly question of why Anael De Ezra was taken in.
“I paid cash for a hamburger in a store that only takes credit cards. So I mugged the place and got a bucket ton of frozen patties.” Anael De Ezra explained as she sat in her bunk and started making a shank out of a bar of soap.
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Pollster changes the following votes:
#13 Tedie votes for #8 shadow
to #13 Tedie votes for #23 Anael De Ezra
#5 Kisuke votes for #8 Shadow
to #5 Kisuke votes for #23 Anael De Ezra
#33 Insomnesiac votes for #16 Kejoro
to #33 Insomnesiac votes for #23 Anael De Ezra
#15 Rasani, has been CK’d!
#23 Anael De Ezra has been Jailed
Voting is open, vote by posting your Number and Username found in the game Memberlist and the number and name of the person you are voting for. Votes straying from these instructions will NOT be counted.
Voting Ends Monday, October 25th 7:30 PM PST.
CK - Send me your clue and kill OR your SWAP
G-Team - Send me your save OR your SWAP
News Reporter - Prepare for Clues!
Pollster - Send me your vote change
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 8:15 pm
Day 8: Gotta Catch Them All
And you thought I’d forgotten about Ginji’s Larvitar. Nope, he’s still kicking. As Larvitar sang and danced along the path. As the stars shined in the cold night, he got a bit chilly. Shivering and looking towards the sky, he saw a shining glowing tail fly in the sky, a cold and blue tail.
Smiling as happiness overcame the tiny Pokemon, he sat under a tree and waited for the coming snow. Articuno was coming. After a short nap, Larvitar ran into Articuno’s nest. With a swift and orderly Rock Slide Articuno was taken by surprise and nearly KO’d.
Throwing an Ultraball, Larvitar was able to capture Articuno with an awesome flourish of aim and skill. Trapping Shadow_Articuno in ‘jail.’
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“Dragonite.” The Sniper looked at his Pokemon as he stared down at the streets of Sniperville and pointed at flamingdove. As the giant swooped out of the sky and launched a Hyper Beam towards the ground. As cinder blocks and other various hazards were ripped from the streets, innocent bystanders were injured.
“Drat. I missed.” The Sniper swore and he got out his gun and just shot a stick of dynamite at flamingdove, causing her to blow up into a million pieces.
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The Pollster Changes:
#8 shadow_articuno votes for #5 Kisuke Yamada
to #8 shadow_articuno votes for #16 kejoro
#13 Toastie votes for #1 belle
to #13 Toastie votes for #16 kejoro
#25 Flamingdove has been Snipe’d
#8 Shadow_Articuno has been jailed by Larvitar
Voting is open, vote by posting your Number and Username found in the game Memberlist and the number and name of the person you are voting for. Votes straying from these instructions will NOT be counted.
Voting Ends Wednesday, October 27th 7:30 PM PST.
CK - Send me your clue and kill OR your SWAP
G-Team - Send me your save OR your SWAP
News Reporter - Prepare for Clues!
Pollster - Send me your vote change
Note: I have a night test Tuesday night for Calculus 2 and will not be able to update on time Tuesday night so I’m extending the deadline for voting 24hours.
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 8:41 pm
Day 9: Poisoned Apples
“Poisoned apples hanging from a vine,
It’s okay, it’s all right, I got something
For you to try. Come with me and dine
On the fruit of the eternal spring.
Your lips like roses and thoughts like salt
That caress my ears and fill the brain
With streams of vivid corner store malts
Of which you thought would make my love tame.
I have news for you buster, my soul flies
Higher than you could ever know about.
I’m more of a man than you’ll ever be
And more of a woman than you’ll ever get.
In fact ----“ the page turns red with the blood of Heart Shaped Toastie as her body covered the page of her latest poetry assignment. The cops interpreted it as a suicide note and moved onward. A true tragedy for our Shakespearean age.
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Running as fast as she could from all of the bright and shining light, Tedie Behr was fleeing the sight of the rave. So much ecstasy and various other drugs were being passed out like skittles. It was a modern day skittles party for goodness sake! People could DIE from one of those.
As she ran, she managed to bump into the officer with a ten gallon hat. “Why hello there little lady.” He said politely as he tipped his hat. “You’re a little far from the pasture now aren’t you?” he asked as Tedie Behr just squealed and nodded back. “I do reckon that you need a lift back to the green lands.” He chuckled as he opened the door of his squad car and Tedie jumped in on instinct.
As they drove she finally got the nerve to speak to the scary police officer. “This isn’t the way to my house sir.” She piped up as the man looked back and replied with a condescending tone.
“I know, you’re under arrest for the murder of Sibeko.” He said, flashing his badge and handcuffing her on the spot.
“Sibby? But he hasn’t been around for ages!” she cried as the cop car drove off into the night.
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The Pollster Changed:
#16 kejoro for #36 tedie
to #16 kejoro for #17 alpha
#13 Heart Shaped Toastie has been CK’d
#36 Tedie Behr has been jailed
Voting is open, vote by posting your Number and Username found in the game Memberlist and the number and name of the person you are voting for. Votes straying from these instructions will NOT be counted.
Voting Ends Thursday, October 28th 7:30 PM PST.
CK - Send me your clue and kill OR your SWAP
G-Team - Send me your save OR your SWAP
News Reporter - Prepare for Clues!
Pollster - Send me your vote change
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 9:18 am
Day 10: Worm Hole Law
Dear Diary,
You remember those long Summer nights? When the days were long and nights where the blankets on the lawn? Constant quarreling, childish fits and our clothes laying in a pile on the ottoman.
All the slander and double speak were only foolish attempts to show you did not mean, anything but the blatant proof was your lips touching mine in the photo booth.
You know I still visit that plaza. I still take photos in there. I know it sounds cheesy, but it's true. I wish I knew where you went. Oh. I killed you. I almost gave up on us. Then I'd remember how we made the promise to meet in the afterlife. Why wait?
I almost have all the needed pieces to bring you back. Almost. I need more skin, more carbon, more silicon, more hydrogen oxide. More plutonium too. Where the hell can I get plutonium from?! Wait...wasn't there a Physicist or something around here somewhere? What was her name? Bellecat?
I used the package that my last victim was delivering to the new victim and it revealed a Theoretical Device. I used it to shove open a theoretical Eistenstein-Rosen Bridge and jump into No Space to reach my designated target.
She was waiting for me. The white coat was billowing in an unseen wind, guided by unknown forces. What looked like a red Laser shot towards my head, coming from no source whatsoever. I countered by using the device to produce my own version of the laser. Mine was pink.
Although I had no knowledge of what was going on, the battle continued. I shot and missed, damaging the machine behind Bellecat. It whirled and buzzed before erupting into a shower of sparks and dim lights. Then a swirling vortex opened and the target was sucked into the void. A computer screen flashed overhead, producing green words on a black screen "Data Deleted" and that was the end of Bellecat.
Time to loot her lab <3
-CK
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OMG. Whatsherface is such a b***h. I spilled coffee on her once! How dare she hold it against me forever. She deserves whatever is coming to her. I hope its pain. No. Death and then pain. It's so sweet, I can hardly speak. Her body language is telling me that she wants me, but every time I try and look up her skirt, she reports me for sexual harassment.
WHAT THE HELL! Seriously. If you're going to dress like a whore, at least act out the part!
And now I'm stuck here forever. Well, the judge said I was in here for murder. I'm going to try and appeal that charge though. I don't THINK that I've killed anyone... I can't be sure, I may have accidentally undercooked the meat on the last batch of Hamburger Patties.
Practice makes perfect right? So maybe if I practice escaping I can actually do it!
Maybe...
Ichihollow 21
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The Pollster Changed:
#17 Alpha for #16 Kejero to #32 Ichihollow
#5 Kisuke for #16 Kejoro to #32 Ichihollow
#1 Bellecat has been CK’d
#32 Ichihollow 21 has been jailed
Voting is open, vote by posting your Number and Username found in the game Memberlist and the number and name of the person you are voting for. Votes straying from these instructions will NOT be counted.
Voting Ends Saturday, October 30th 7:30 PM PST.
CK - Send me your clue and kill OR your SWAP
G-Team - Send me your save OR your SWAP
News Reporter - Prepare for Clues!
Pollster - Send me your vote change
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 9:51 pm
Day 11: Calling Cthulhu (Game Over)
So many dead and so many wounded, the lone G-Teamer walked down the deserted streets of Sniperville. All the rational people were either dead or they had been scared away in fear. Not many were left and one of them had to be the CK. But who?
As he walked, he caught a glimpse of a hooded figure wearing a cloak. In a frantic rush, he gave chase to the hooded shadow, leading him deeper and deeper into the maze that was the city’s alley system. From the rooftops looking down onto Alpha running like a madman, two other cloaked figures chuckled. “Should we make ourselves known?” one asked in a girls voice as the other nodded, starting to run across the rooftops.
As Alpha chased his hooded figure, they came to a clearing in the maze of back alleys. A wounded Insomnesiac lay in the middle, and the hooded figure drew a knife which made Alpha’s eyes grow to the size of meatballs. As he drew his G-Team badge he yelled “Insom! Protect yourself!” as he tossed the badge like a Frisbee, Insom catching it flawlessly. As the golden badge graced her fingers, the hooded figure turned on a dime and drove the knife straight into Alpha’s heart.
“Wha-a?” Alpha asked as he fell to his knees, two hooded figures and Insom standing in front of him with a giant smile on their face. As Alpha’s vision faded to blackness, they revealed themselves to be both Sunset Sonata and Satius. “So it was you…” he said as his final words before dying.
“So, where’s the seal?” Ash asked as Insom shrugged and Satius started chanting in an ancient language of the Crazed Killers. As she spoke, the blood of Alpha formed a Pentagram and it emitted a burst of red light into the air. At the site of all the other kills, the same light was emitted and shot into the sky, forming another Pentagram that covered Sniperville from the sky.
“It’s so pretty.” Insom commented as she dropped the G-Team badge in awe. From the center of the Pentagram rose one of the Old Ones, Cthulhu in all its demonic glory. “Anyone want to run me through this one more time before our plan comes to completion?” she asked as Satius dropped out of the trance and sat on the ground.
“Well, I’ve been killing people systematically for roughly 2 weeks, and the silly Snipervillers have been being thrown in jail by our accomplice Hatmaster.” Satius started.
“You mean the weird Sheriff with the 10 gallon hat?” Sunset piped in.
“Yes Sunny, Hattie.” Satius confirmed as she continued. “He’s been jailing people so that when we finally were able to summon Cthulhu, we’d have a way to bribe him to our side, by offering him the souls of the jailed. Sadly, Hattie succumbed to the Darkness and was consumed by the Dark Materia that lies within the Summoner’s text. Everyone knows you have to already be crazy to be able to read those things.” She laughed as she filed her nails into points.
“Anyways, Sunny, you set the public off our track by misleading them, while Insom, Hattie and KeJoRo gathered the necessary intel in order to take out our targets. And we succeeded, Cthulhu has risen from his slumber!” she laughed as the Old One shrank in size and landed in front of the girls, as if asking in a rude tone about the terms of his summon.
“We have souls for you. They’re in the dungeon.” Satius smiled, unyielding to the Old One while Insom and Sunset cowered in fear behind their leader. “You two are so silly, let’s go pick up KeJo.” She laughed as she skipped to the van.
Rubble and concrete was flying as the jailbirds slowly started going crazy as Cthulhu ripped apart their makeshift home. “But I loved that wall!” Ginji cried as Cthulhu devoured his soul, and the soul of all the other jailbirds in the immediate vicinity. When he had his fill, he crashed thru another wall and joined up with Sattie’s Harem .
“Well, now what?” Sunset asked as they finished watching Sniperville burn to the ground from Cthulhu’s mere presence. Ginji’s Larvitar cuddles up in her arms, it seems he’d found a new master, but Ginji would have been sure he was just in it for the boobs.
“Well, I think it’s obvious.” Satius smirked as she looked at the others, them staring back at her with a quizzical looks on their faces.
Together they frolicked into the sunset, holding hands and bouncing through the meadow as Cthulhu had a smile on its face and the others had become such great friends from the trials they had endured together. It was a lovely evening as they disappeared over the meadow and into the distance, never to be seen again.
THE END
The Winners!
Satius: The CK
Sunset Sonata: the CK NR
Insomnesiac: The SWAPed G-Teamer
KeJoRo: Part of the Alliance
Well, that was a fun game. It’s been great guys. When the RNG chose Satius as the CK for my game AGAIN I was a little suspicious, but I chose to roll with it, and lo and behold, she was able to win. The Pollster was quite over powered in the way I had it set up, but it was still quite fun to see how it developed. Maybe adding more rounds before a 3 vote change or something.
My reason for ending the game a few days early is that Sattie's Harem had a monopoly on the votes and promised they wouldn't vote for anyone in their alliance (at least those I was able to contact) and because backstabbing alliances is for meanie pants. So they would have won either way once they obtained a monopoly of the vote. Even with the Pollster, Alpha was using SWAP, thus allowing himself to be targeted, and Sattie guessed it right, making him quite the deadman.
Anyways, congrats everyone and I hope you had a fun game!
This is GM Ginji, signing off.
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