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 Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 6:39 pm
Sorry this is not Beatles related, but this made me laugh so hard!
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3.Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For "Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"
LOL I LOVE THIS ITS SO FUNNY!
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 7:12 pm
*Flips out of chair* LOLLLL!!!!!
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 7:16 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:41 am
LOL i cannot wait until the next time i go to the zoo... > : D
same with the ATM LOL
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:38 am
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 4:21 pm
It'd probably go like this...
"OMFG! I WON! I WOOON!"
*shakes lady waiting in line*
I FREAKIN WOON!
Lady: O_o
ME: HAHA! LET'S SEE HOW MUCH YOU GET!
Lady: *sidesteps aaway*
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:12 pm
Lkoko56L It'd probably go like this... "OMFG! I WON! I WOOON!" *shakes lady waiting in line* I FREAKIN WOON! Lady: O_o ME: HAHA! LET'S SEE HOW MUCH YOU GET! Lady: *sidesteps aaway* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!! that would be amazing!! i laughed like crazy at those, i must do some of those xDD
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 5:31 pm
Today I totally did the Accordance to the the Prophecy thing I went up to my friend and said,
"I'm going to Book Club *drmatic pause* in accordance to the prophecy.... *stares off onto nowhere*"
xD
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