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 Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:53 pm
granted: but then every other word in the English language is twice as long
I wish...I could shapeshift
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 7:53 am
granted: you become a circle
I wish for pickles to be blue.
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:30 pm
Granted: They come alive and can kill you witha single touch.
I wish I didn't have to baby sit.
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:35 pm
granted: now you have to work at a nursing home
i wish i was a world famous actress
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 12:39 pm
Granted: but the spotlight moves onto another young actress.
I wish I was indestructable
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 4:54 am
Granted, but you become a ghost so you can a** through things.
I wish I can levitate objects ....otherwise known as THE FORCE.
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 4:24 pm
granted: but then a strange man with very loud breathing habits suddenly appears and holds up his hand claiming to be your father
I wish I could go to premier movies for free where the actors are watching it in the same theater 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 4:51 pm
Granted, but they all turn into BRAIN EATING ZOMBIES!!
I wish I could sing on Glee.
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 4:53 pm
granted: but then they're having you sing 24/7 even when your voice is hoarse
I wish I knew how to do awesome car stunts
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