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 Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 5:10 pm
Cross-posted in here and TOPG in order to get as many opinions as possible... and because I'm lazy and copy-pasted. xP
So yeah, I'm writing a 'personal' essay for English. We're supposed to be writing about a magical, happy experience from our teenage years, but since I had nothing but bad break-ups and an annoying family, I didn't feel like waxing manic-depressive.
I have decided to parody Pokemon. Specifically, I'll be covering the first few episodes of Pokemon - from living in a tiny a** town with my only friend being an arrogant p***k; not knowing my dad and having an overbearing and annoyingly upbeat mom who not only kicked me out of the house at the age of 10, but is probably 'involved' with the cleaning crew; my first night on my own resulting in a near-death experience as well as ending up knee-deep in debt; an annoying pair of presumably high school drop-outs who have made it their life goal to steal what little self-worth I have left... but regardless of all this, refusing to give up on my dream of becoming a Pokemon master!
Alas, I am only without a title. I want something clever, yet appropriate (as this is a college essay, after all). A pun, slight Pokemon reference as to give an idea of what this was based on, or alliteration are all ideas.
TL;DR: Personal essay written from Ash's POV (disguised as my own), need a clever, yet appropriate, title using puns, cleverly disguised Pokemon references, or alliteration.
Oh, and being the idiot I am, I left it to almost the last minute - it's due before 2 pm tomorrow. xD
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 5:26 pm
on my own with nothing but my pocket monster
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Mr Popo in your mouth Crew
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 5:36 pm
"Raped my youth with a gameboy color."
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 5:57 pm
just put it in your mouth "Raped my youth with a gameboy color."
But I expect a few troll-ish answers from you guys. S'part of the fun.
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playing with myself Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:08 pm
"I wanted to be the very best"
"150 ways to leave your lover"
i might come up with more tomorrow morning, hopefully before you have to print this out.
and you're toward the western end of canada, so you're like, 3 hours behind me, yeah? plenty of time.
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:28 pm
All Alone: The story of how I learned to use my balls
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Moroseth Anaratharach Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:30 pm
playing with myself "I wanted to be the very best" "150 ways to leave your lover" i might come up with more tomorrow morning, hopefully before you have to print this out. and you're toward the western end of canada, so you're like, 3 hours behind me, yeah? plenty of time. these are too obvious if you ask me. and Moroseth's doesn't really work given that kay doesn't have balls... it's unfortunate cause i liked that one...
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 11:15 am
Mesa the Wanderer playing with myself "I wanted to be the very best" "150 ways to leave your lover" i might come up with more tomorrow morning, hopefully before you have to print this out. and you're toward the western end of canada, so you're like, 3 hours behind me, yeah? plenty of time. these are too obvious if you ask me. and Moroseth's doesn't really work given that kay doesn't have balls... it's unfortunate cause i liked that one...
Anyway, thanks for the suggestions, guys, but I had to go with another topic since this one just wasn't flowing.
However, due to all the interest generated, I'll still be writing it as a casual project.
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Dallas Overload Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 11:57 am
From Ashes to Flames
ha! get it!
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:50 pm
When I was kicked out with a Yellow Rat
Why Mommy kicked me out for a mime
Mommy loves a Mime and left me with a Rat
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