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We now begin the trial of The ALL YOU GODDAMNED GAIANS *SUCK* Guild. Will the prosecution please start his opening statement. 
Thank you, your honor.Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury...
Imagine that you have been invited to the biggest party in all of the world. Everyone who's anyone is going to be there. It is going to be the biggest party ever celebrated in your lifetime.
You arrive and everything is great until you notice the smoke. There is a fire engulfing the roof of the mansion. Everyone scatters. People are trapped inside. It is a nightmare. However, in this case, this is a reality.
For on the night of October 30th, 2005, the defendants, the AYGGS guild members, set fire to the Gambino mansion in a premeditated crime of hate that had been festering inside of their sick minds for years.
Throughout the course of this trial, we will establish that the AYGGS guild members have had a long history of resentment and jealousy against Gaia. We will also show you ironclad evidence that there was no mistake that the AYGGS guild members were, in fact, on the premises at the time of the arson. We will also show that the AYGGS guild members are prone to acts of violence.
At the end of this trial, there will be no doubt that the AYGGS guild members were responsible for the act of arson at the Gambino mansion.
Someone needs to draw the trial of AYGGS.
NOW.
