Welcome to Gaia! ::

Is reading this instead of my Macroeconomics textbook.

Screw using these for sex! Some of this nymphology stuff can be used offensively! HAHAHAHAHA! Awesome find Cookie.

Distract somebody with an illusion of their wildest fantasy. It wears off if they feel pain, but if you are a good enough shot they shouldn't feel any pain, and you can send them off in a beautiful dream. STRAIGHT TO HELL!

And instantly stripping! Sure you could be a perv, or you could have them scrambling to put their armor back on while you throw rocks at them! BIG ROCKS! JAGGED ONES!



EDIT: I read the whole thing and I don't know what to think afterward. Does anybody have another rulebook? One that is less disturbing? I like reading rulebooks XD

Woo second test!
STR: 16
DEX: 17
CON: 16
INT (1/2): 12/16
INT: 14
WIS: 17
CHA: 17

This totally makes me feel like a stud!

I read that whole thing, and sexual stuff aside I learned quite a bit about the magic of the DnD world XD

I thought a lot of the humor was pretty blue.

I think I will steer clear of blue magic though. I mean most of the ends that the masters met were really, really unpleasant.