DLOE2
and behold...the appearance of a moron....give me the Doctor...Doctor Who! and he has such faggoty fingers too.... and a cheap shot is the easiest....
Meh, read "There Will Be Dragons". You'll learn how to cast insults like this:
DLOE, you are stupid. Upon your delivery, the look upon your face was so vacant the doctors thought you stillborn. Your formative years, as those of many a child, involved the TV as a babysitter; yours, however, was tuned to static. Your mother sewed your name into your clothes not for purposes of identification, but as a kindness for when you forgot your own name. DLOE, you are an idiot.
DLOE, you are unwashed. Your enemies fall at your feet at the sight of your face - not in fear, but to shield their nose from your stench. The flies that gather 'round you, thinking you a corpse, soon must depart for the less-toxic havens of the manure piles. Dogs will pass up meat, thinking it spoiled, rather than enjoy your company - even a porkchop around the neck did not work in your childhood. Your vehicles have been permanently placarded "Class 6 Hazmat - INHALATION HAZARD". DLOE, you stink.
See, now
those insults can get offensive. Cheap and easy only works for fast food and getting punched in a bar. Those insults can start
wars.
