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Death is the beginning of immortality.
  And a shitty temp job for most of us.
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Arrieth
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 6:07 pm


"You are going to hate your life." Clyde remarked, "Well, death." He stopped at a red light and elaborated, "Those theme park jobs really suck, then again, maybe over time you can move up in the company. Of course, after so many years you'll have to quit because they'll get suspicious." The light turned green and they began movie again, "You'll learn though."
PostPosted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 6:24 pm


"If I hate it I will quite. I just want to get in for free." Fae began looking out side to try and spot the address of her person to kill. "Any ways if not there I guess maybe I could be a life guard. I'm really good t swimming."

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Arrieth
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 7:57 pm


"Then if you have to reap someone there, you get fired for not saving their life." Clyde shrugged, "It's tough to be us." He parked the car and climbed out, putting money in the parking meter. "Come on, let's go blend with the crowd."
PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 9:13 am


Fae followed behind Clyde and did her best to "blend" with the crowd. "hey so um I know we don't know who it is I'm posta." She made the finger over the throat motion to symbolize what she didn't say "So how can we find them with so many people around?"

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Arrieth
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:42 am


"You have to figure out their name some how." Clyde replied, "He put an arm over her shoulder, "First things first, when there aren't any obvious ways to find out - a name on their jacket, their credit card, they say it aloud- that's when you look for high risk factors. Something that you think is going to cause the morning's death."
He pointed out two large groups of people, "Best thing about these touristy areas, everyone's in big family groups. If it looks like one of them is going to be in the obits tomorrow, you can approach them with some 'Are you the blank family?' crap. You know?" He smiled, "Sometimes, kiddo, you just have to be the world's best bullshit artist."
PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 11:45 am


"Ok." Fae said looking around trying to pick out some one who looked lie they were on their dead bed. Then her eyes fell on a girl. She looked like one of those losers that had no friends. Her off red brown hair made he stick out, her freclkes covered her face. Her voice was enough to make Fae want to kill her.
"I got this." She said walking over to the girl. "Hey um are you Mrs. Morello?" Fae noticed one of those stupid Twilight books in her hands.
"So what if I am?" She asked with a attitude.
"Well I." Fae panicked trying to think of a way to trick her. Witch could be too hard, she was reading Twilight, none of those twitards were too smart. "Well I am from the police department. Your mother broke her arm in a car accident." Fae put her hand on the girl drawing the soul. "You need to go see her."
Fae smiled to herself as the girl ran off to head to the hospital and was hit by a car when trying to get across the street. She went back to Clyde. "that was kind of funny."

((Yes I just did))

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Arrieth
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:33 am


[[Clyde high-fived her. All of the world's problems ended. Hungry children became fed, world peace was achieved, AIDS was cured and scientists discovered a way to loose weight without a change of diet or exercise. And everyone lived happily ever after.]]

"I guess you're a more morbid individual than I ever would have guessed." He shrugged, "At least you won't whine then." He gave her a pat on the back and nodded toward the car, "Let's get out of here, you have to go job hunting."


[[WTF! This morning on FB That stupid b***h used the word interweb. That is NOT her ******** word! She totally jacked that from me!]]
PostPosted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:55 pm


Fae got in. "No I don't like this job. But do we really need a reason to kill a twitard?" She asked stopping herself from fooling with the radio once again.

((Stupid b***h.))

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Arrieth
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:34 pm


"You're not going to like taking the souls from children or gentle folk then, I take it." Clyde sighed, "But you'll learn to deal with it."
PostPosted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:01 pm


"Souls, from children?" She felt herself go pale. She didn't even want tot think about stuff like that. "Oh god I feel sick." She slumped back onto her chair.

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Arrieth
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:26 am


"I figured. That's why I have to babysit you so you don't ******** this up." Clyde sat back in the car and opened her door for her from the inside. "You've got the rest of the day for a nice little job hunt. What do you think?"
PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:25 am


Fae slid in. "Right, job hunting." She said it to try and forget she might have to kill a child "I still don't know where I could get a job. Wait what if one of my kills is when I have to work?"

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