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If Hilary Clinton gave you her c**t...what would you do with it?
I'm like a chocolate bar and a chocolate bar...there good friends but they don't want too get too close.
I swear someone needs too stop touching my close hangers...I am so thirsty I could drink whole milk outta my mom's pillow case.
My face achs..I guess that's what happens when you suck on lava lamps for a living.
I once had a virus....hat's the end of it...what, were you expecting something funny?

DON'T TALK ABOUT MY BLANKETS WHEN I'MNOT AROUND!!
Someone...hold me... o. e
One time I got hit in the eye with DESK, i TURNED AROUND AND HIT MEE!!

Ever seen an angry black guy? Correction, ever not seen an angry black guy?
(Just kidding.)

WHAT YOU LOOKING AT FOO?






GIMMA MOAR NOAW!

A black man walks into a cafe
one early morning and noticed
that he was the only black man there.
As he sat down, he noticed a white
man behind him.

The white man said,
"Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go out in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you were born you were pink,"

"When you grew up you were white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go out in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple."

"And you have the nerves to call me colored?!"

The black man then sat back down and
the white man walked away embarrassed...

What do you call a black man who flies a plane?
A pilot, you ******** racist.

How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you
lose your house.

sasuke came back from orichimaru

sakura: sasuke!!! i missed u... why did u come and what are you doing in my room
sasuke: im following orichimaru's orders
sakura: did he tell u to spy on me?
sasuke: no. he got angry to me and told me "go to hell"

Q - How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? In Dragon Ball Z?

A - We aren't strong enough to lick this tootsie pop, let half of us go and train while the other half tries to lick it, and then after we do lick it, we discover that a better tootsie pop is headed straight for earth!

L: KiraSaysWhat *really fast*
Light: What?
Light: Aw sh*t

People die if they are killed....