Welcome to Gaia! ::

*The lights suddenly dimmed as a familiar beat began to play.*

If ya smellllllllllllllllllll....what the Rock...is...cooking?

*The Rock's entrance music hit the PA as the audience jumped out of their seats. The Great One slowly walked on to the stage, wearing a very expensive-looking suit and his shades. He looked to his right and his left, with a smug expression on his face and strut down the ramp.*

Cole: Good Lord, it's the Rock!

*The Rock climbed onto the top turnbuckle of the ring and posed with one fist raised into the air. He got down and climbed onto another turnbuckle, doing the same pose for a few seconds longer. The fans took out their cameras and quickly snapped some photos of the Rock. The People's Champion took a whiff of the aroma of arena and jumped down into the ring. He quickly grabbed a mic and placed it on his lips as the lights were brightened.*

Eventually, Dwayne Johnson has returned...no, no, no, that's not it.

Tonight, Dwayne Rocky Johnson has returned....no, no no, that's not it either.

Here, Mr. Rocky Johnson has come....no, no that's not it. Oh, I got it, now.

*The Rock paused and smiled.*

Finally, the Rock has COME BACK TO THE WWE!!!!!!!!!!

*The crowd roared in approval.*

The Rock knows that after five years, five years of Hollywood, the people wanted him back. And now, the people will get what they've wished for and that is the Rock!

Despite all the distractions of Hollywood, the Rock has never forgotten who made him. It wasn't Vince McMahon. It wasn't the Rock. Hell, the Rock's parents' genitalia did not make the Rock. It was the People who made the People's Champ.

*The crowd started a "Rocky" chant.*

Now, the Rock has always been watching the WWE after he left and he knows that today's big stars have put on five-star matches for you, the fans.

But the Rock knows, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that in the ring, when you put today's great superstars with the Rock,

*The Rock chuckled.*

one on one, face to face, the Rock will whup their candy-a**!

*The fans applauded the Rock's bold statement.*

I may be older, but I still get some of that delicious pie and I can still whup some a**.

Now, the Rock is here for two reason: one, to entertain the fans like the Rock knows how to entertain.

And two, to strip that yellow belly sumbitch Jed of his title and become the next Undisputed Champion!!!

*The "Rocky" chants grew in volume.*

And I gua-damn-tee you, the Rock gua-damn-tee you that he will become the next Undisputed Champion!

*The Rock paused again.*

If ya smelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, what the Rock is cooking!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*The Rock took off his sunglasses and stared at the screen for a moment. As the video stopped, the Rock showed no fear.*

Undertaker, Deadman, or whatever you're calling yourself these days, get your monkey a** out here!

*No one showed and the Rock shrugged.*

If ya smellllllllllllllllllllllllll what the Rock is cooking!!!

*The Rock prepared to leave.*