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Nero Everley Vice Captain
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 Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:53 pm
SO WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?I'll tell ya. see this girl?  see her? yeah. you can have her. but only on one condition. you gotta write her a story. either about her, where she came from, how she got to the city Pnfpn in our quaint little shop, or just some random event happening in her life. it's all free game. though I do not want a big ol'e story with paragraphs. I want something short and sweet. (BUT NOT TOO SHORT) I expect you to put your most creative thought into this and amuse me. Whose ever story I like the most will get the girl ;3 It's open from now till tomorrow evening. it's a short event but be quick.
Ends: Friday, 27th 7PM PST
1 story each please |:GO GO GO
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Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:10 pm
Glass shattered, something oozed out across the floor. Glowing eyes seemed to laugh. It wasn't her fault they were fools, wasn't her fault that no one believed her when she'd told them she was cursed. Not that these idiots could understand what she said. Her glowing eyes turned to see who would come to retrieve the idiot, but no one shouted, stumbled...no noise came at all.
She glowered a bit, then moved to leave. There was no point in staying here either, she disappeared again. Leaving behind another fallen house, another broken pile of memories. It wasn't all that different. Nothing ever was, except those bright lights in the distance that seemed to call her there.
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Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:22 pm
How'd I come to have these bones on me? Psh, that's an easy one. Honestly, when I said you could ask me anything, I meant anything. Be a little more imaginative!... You ain't changing? Fine. I'll answer your darn question.
A long time ago when I was born the great creator messed up. Instead of putting together my skeleton and then covering it with flesh, they forgot a few pieces. ( I believe they were drunk at the time, the butt-hole. ) In a desperate attempt to correct their folly, they threw the missed parts on top of my fur.
Oh my gawd! You should see your face! It's priceless. Of course I'm kidding, idiot. Who the heck would put skeleton bits on the outside?... Makes for a good story, though, right...
Or IS it the truth? Oooo~ The world may never know.
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Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:54 pm
She sat quietly near the room, her head held high, ears back, eyes glowing behind the skull. Her eyes were locked on… something… how could she put this gently? Well.. honestly, she couldn’t. She couldn’t possibly describe this place…
“What in the HELL is this?”
The building was large, and weird. Colors, rainbows, blood, sparkles. Was that a foot? Something moved! She took a small step back, watching as the building seemed to move on it’s own. Something in the back exploded, with the loud sound of “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY” in a child’s voice. A crash from the back as well, before loud voices, then laughter.
Her head tilted, before she saw something crash through the front window (which magically fixed itself!) and hit her in the face. A small dog stared toward her, tail wagging. She tilted her head the other way, before backing up a bit, and shaking her head, making the dog fall from her face and scamper back, only to randomly explode, another cry of “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY” and candy everywhere.
“… I guess I could get used to this place.. or at least torment something for shits and giggles.”
With a wicked laugh, she entered the… well, you read about the building! I don’t know how else to describe it! And decided to live happily ever after in the building that you are now going to find a word for. Yeah.
The end, yo!
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Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 3:57 am
Once there was a city called Fkjls, it's close to Pnfpn, but much less of a tourist attraction. It's a dull place with stone buildings and absolutely everything in white. No one goes there much because of the tale of a witch that resonates to this very day. At first this witch was much like any other sparkle dog, as bright orange as anything could be, outranking even traffic cones. The only problem was that she didn't accessorize and was humiliated horribly when she tried to prove herself better than the new fangled hair-dye. This way of changing colors didn't exist until recent years without horrible mutations from toxins but this... this was safe.
Upon discovery of the hair-dye fruit, they would change colors on demand, but the hardest to make was rainbow. So the popular were obviously multi-colored hos. This annoyed the orange one greatly so she tried experimenting with the fruit, then tried magicking the fruit, and at every attempt she would fail epically. Eventually giving up, she used the old ways.
The orange one became popular and awed as the first true rainbow one, but not before strange bumps appeared on her head and other places. Soon after she began not feeling well, staying inside for days. People passing by her home would hear screams they swore were murder but attributed to the orange one's habit of listening to screamo. But alas, soon she emerged from her den.
The townspeoples stared in awe. She was 50% more psychotic, 10 shades less red, and at least with 1/4 more calcified bone parts. Her eyes glowed like the anachronmatic Nintendo Wii. They instantly hated her.
"WAI KANGT MAH EYES BE a**-EX-ORR-RIZED" They screamed in the monsterous unison of a church choir. The people of Fjkls called her a freak, a normaldog, a LOLCAT, and so many other insults it made her seethe. Her coat darkened another shade before her irises shone like a fire alarm and she schreeched like a fog horn. The sheer aural sensation made thier hearts vibrate like shaken soda and then.. shattering was heard all around.
"You taketh from thee the title of sparkledog, the love of thy personage and leavth me with a hate more fierce than copyright lawyers." The Orange one, no.. the witch spoke in words they barely understood. " I take from thee... thy color."
From then the whole civilization 404'd.
It's said in the white city that the dogs there blend in, becoming invisible. It's said that anyone who stays longer than a week and day become one of the white. But mostly it's said that the lone, unsaturated witch is the only color in a city of white.
YOU SAID NO GIANT PARAGRAPHS SO I RESTRAINED MYSELF JUST FOR YOU, VOOKYUUBS.
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Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 7:14 pm
Oh No!! Whats going on! Look around you!! I say look around~~~!
"What?? What did you say??" I blink my eyes so i can see clearly
"What did you say?? Did you know not all scary berry foxes are scary??" I look up tasting the air
"Did you know i do not act as it seem i would? I am all animal but the one thing i am not is scary" I nod my head agreeing with myself
"I wish you knew me but i suppose this is the start of a long and happy life? I wish for that.." My head tooks at the sky
"Looks can be deceiving.." My eyes flash and i give a very evil grin teeth showing
"Dont take for granted the timer you have to walk to this earth..It might came back to snap at you.." I snarl and start to walk away glowing eyes all knowing
"Remember..Looks are deceiving" With a flick of my tail i am gone
She calls herself I of course but I am not her and she is not me.. What is the meaning behind this odd world? We are not foxes oh no we are more we are DOGS we are SHINY!! FEAR US!
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Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 7:15 pm
Super quick day game was super quick.
I liked all of them |D but I liked Lu's the best. heart
I'll need you to post in the naming thread so I can cert her~ ;3
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