o1. Mao mao mao mao, mao mao mao mao mao mao mao mao mao mao mao mao . Mao mao mao mao mao mao mao mao , mao mao mao mao , mao mao mao mao mao mao mao mao .

Oh s**t, left the translator on again.

o2. THIS HERE IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Lmfao. Just kidding ya’ll leave dat sheet at the door.

o3. Don’t read to deep into this, man, it’ll only induce severe headaches and possible trauma.

o4. It get pretty homo in here so, if you don’t like, just walk away and never look back.

o5. Don’t steal art, it’s not coor. Not coor at arr.

o6. Don’t cause any drama in the thread, that’s just plain annoying. So yeah, wanks will be eradicated.

o7. Follow ToS, that’s a no brainer.

o8. We can accept or reject requests as we please, so don’t get your panties in a bunch if we don’t choose yours.

o9. Saibraeus and Ras Elased are the Gods of this thread. Literally.

1o. Don’t spam, stretch the pages or advertise in the thread because... you just don’t do that.

11. No begging or whatever. Nobody really cares. I know I don’t.

Rules will change if needed, but just mind your mouth and manners. It kind of gets messy when we get rule breakers and... I hate cleaning up messes.

F.A.Q.

Q: What is this thread about?
A: You tell us. Pokemon gijinkas? School boys? Something like that.

Q: What are the growth requirements?
A: Uh... just be real active in the thread. We don’t rehome but we won’t grow your kid if you just hit and run us. Oh, and don’t piss us off. Hard s**t, I know.

Q: Are you hiring?
A: No. Because that’s just... a lot of work. Yeah we’re lazy, get over it.
Q: How many stages are there?
A: One plus Two equals....?

Q: Can I have one for free?
A: Never. We like money too much for that s**t.

Q: How much would you consider a bribe:
A:..... 34859347573975983453 gold? Idk. High.

Q: So, these aren’t journal/rp required?
A: No. Amazing, right?

Q: Why are they all boys?
A: Why not.

Q: What’s the problem with girls?
A: Too curvy? Idk.

Q: How often will customs be available?
A: Our hearts are as fickle as the moon. A.K.A. Whenever we feel like it. A.K.A. Almost never. Unless you’ve got a substantial amount of gold to make us change our minds.

Q: How about semi-customs?
A: A little bit more frequent than customs but still unlikely. Both types are bribe prices, but depending on the subject, we might even lower it a bit.

Q: You sure I can’t have one for free?
A: Yup.

Q: What does your slogan mean?
A: .... Why would we know.

Q: Mao?
A: Mao mao mao.

Plot

There will always be something in this world that will forevermore remain a mystery, an inexplicable event that can not even be comprehended by even the most brilliant scientists. Perhaps, because it is a never before seen phenomenon, or maybe it is something so remarkable, so astounding, it is beyond the comprehension of humans. Or, it could just be simply too idiotic for anyone to even bother thinking about it because if they do, they’ll probably just end up hurting themselves.

As a result, if you’re not too keen on the last idea, you might as well just leave right now.

It all began with two moronic yet extremely intelligent- not to mention beautiful- scientists c** wannabe Team Error executives [Team Error being a blatant rip off of Team Rocket from Pokemon] who created the most peculiar machine. It was all by accident, but you’d never hear them say that as they’d pass the whole situation off as intentional. What it had done, however, would change the world in more ways they could ever imagine.

Haha, just kidding.

It basically brought pokemon into the real world and all hell broke loose in a good way. Course, they all came out deformed but once they grew out of that and became human, it seemed like a good idea to horde them like... well hoarders. Ergo, the mysterious, tall dark and handsome ( ? ) leader of the two scientists had them create academies in which they would begin to train their army of minion school boys.

Sounds like some real faggotry, I know. Two all boys schools, maybe the rare girl with a Z cup bosom, lots of uniforms and all good looking kids, kind of gives off an air of well... you know. Homo.

Probably because it is.

The end.

Stages

Stage One:
It’s a pokeball... Yeah.
Sometimes comes in different varieties, but it really depends on what you caught the pokemon with originally. As a result, they can arrive in a regular pokeball, great, ultra, lure, net, etc. etc. etc. They also seem to arrive with their seals too, which is pretty awesome. If you don’t have any, though, never fear, we might give some to you if we like you.

But don’t count on it.

Anyways, don’t bother chucking it around because it won’t open. They do it of their own accord so if you go tossing it around like a baby, you might break what’s inside of it.



Stage Two:
Remember in the first game, if you used Surf around Cinnabar island you could find these weird unknown black blobs of pokemon that would turn into real pokemon provided you did something to them? This is basically what happens to them, except it’s a bit less drastic.

Maybe.

Their bodies are all stubby, short and small. Basically they’re punt-able. Like children. But their faces can’t really be identified since they’re all blacked out with this weird thing, but it’s kind of strange since it appears to be pixelated and how does that work since in real life, we aren’t made of pixels... or are we?

Oddly enough, though, when they are about to change, you can see their faces. Usually, they're really adorable in a rather vomit-worthy way. How novel. Like cats on the internet.

Stage Three:
They magically grow into teenage boys or if you’re lucky, a girl [but that’s like saying pigs can fly]. They’re all strangely good-looking, which is weird since they were all terribly deformed post-pokeball. The black pixel stuff is all gone, obviously, and now they can be admitted into a school. Depending which Team Error Exec- I mean, headmaster was in charge of the kid will determine where they end up for schooling. They all have their game like powers, but they can do it now while always looking stylish. Pretty neat, huh?

Customs

Semi Customs
You should all know what this is. It’s like a custom, but not. You choose some details, we use our brains to decide the rest. As fore-mentioned, these are bribes only but aren’t are high as the full customs. In terms of availability, let’s just say it’s extremely uncommon. C’mon people, I know we made this thread but even we have lives.

Bribe Min:


Full Customs
Pretty self-explanatory. You tell us what you want, we make it for you. Be sure to keep all info relevant because it’s just plain irritating to have to pick out the details we actually need, but don’t make the description bare either. If we have nothing to work on then well... we won’t work on it. Enough said.

Bribe Min: