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Strifer Garuwashi

PostPosted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 11:15 pm


There are rules to the interwebs?
PostPosted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:05 am


Strifer Garuwashi
There are rules to the interwebs?



I'm disappoint

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A Kindred Spirit

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katanadude47

PostPosted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:22 pm


Wow you've read those too. By the way, the last one is wrong. The pool is open. It's like the I before E rule. I before E except after C or as sounding as A as in neighbor and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, AND YOU"LL ALWAYS BE WRONG NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY.



(Ghost:Thats a tough rule. Now, Kain I'm ganna let you imagine what Wielder did to you while you were asleep. Have fun.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 2:32 pm


I like to share my thoughts ^////^

Kain slept a bountiful slumber, one worth of his full days adventure. From chasing skirts, to pretending to be gay, all the way to sitting in the middle of the road between the mall and McDonald's waving at people for the lolz. Yes sir, it was one helluva adventure.
And the night was so much more fruitful. As Kain's semi naked form slept in his totally awesome hammock, because he believes beds are lame, a ninja of the night crept his way into his room. After dodging past the countless amounts of anime and manga stacked around the room, and bribing Kain's fierce gecko vanguard Chichi into a deep slumber he ventured into section 2 of the room, Kain's slumber chamber.
This ninja warrior, Wielder by name, snuck steadily towards Kain's unconscious form, Kain clutching something to his bare, hairless chest. Wielder blushed at the thought of how many people had seen this, been this close, touched him. His cheeks seemed to be fire red and he reached forward, just to poke Kain's cheek. It was soft, and sorta flesh like, which was to be assumed as Kain is made of flesh. A wave of excitement shot through Wielder as he...


(To be continued in Kain and Wielders Big Score!
Coming soon to an adult novelty store near you.)

Shankmanimal

Hallowed Elder


katanadude47

PostPosted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 6:20 pm


Woah, woah. Hang on there. You're angering Posieden with your sex dreams. Jeez I always thought you were a f**. A freaky alien genotype. We got some crazies in the house tonight.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:13 pm


I always knew Kain was a bundle of sticks.

Strifer Garuwashi


The_Master_Wielder
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 10:23 pm


I am not amused.

I honestly don't like jokes concerning myself and anything close to homosexuality. This is because, 1) I'm a christian, and it's a sin, and 2) because a**holes at school just f*cking LOVE to call me gay. It's their favorite pastime. It's pretty much the only thing you can say to me, about me, that'll piss me off. The fact that I heartily enjoy Stonking Great Tits (Link is Safe) has no effect against their verbal harassment, and telling a teacher is just plain lame.

So, for the last few years, I've had to endure, and attempt to ignore, a constant sh*tstorm of verbal abuse of the only thing that pisses me off. I'd like to keep it to a minimum, even in jest.

So please, don't do that again, Kain.

Same for the rest of you. Just not cool. A'ight?
PostPosted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 11:35 pm


Alright, not to be the party pooper but here it goes. This topic became irrelevant like two pages ago. And like someone who parties all night but doesn't know when to stop, someone usually ends up getting hurt or whatever.

So to summarize:
1) Back to topic or...
2) Create a new topic that has to do with whatever the heck is going on here right now or...
3) Be done with this topic.

I don't have anything to add about this thread which is why I didn't post until now because it's just getting out of hand. And by that I mean the current discussion(s) is irrelevant to the original point of this topic,

K` the warrior

Omnipresent Krampus


Shankmanimal

Hallowed Elder

PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:36 am


The_Master_Wielder
I am not amused.

I honestly don't like jokes concerning myself and anything close to homosexuality. This is because, 1) I'm a christian, and it's a sin, and 2) because a**holes at school just f*cking LOVE to call me gay. It's their favorite pastime. It's pretty much the only thing you can say to me, about me, that'll piss me off. The fact that I heartily enjoy Stonking Great Tits (Link is Safe) has no effect against their verbal harassment, and telling a teacher is just plain lame.

So, for the last few years, I've had to endure, and attempt to ignore, a constant sh*tstorm of verbal abuse of the only thing that pisses me off. I'd like to keep it to a minimum, even in jest.

So please, don't do that again, Kain.

Same for the rest of you. Just not cool. A'ight?


...
-sighs heavily before rubbing eyes- Kain has no words for you... my liege.

@ all: I'll see you guys in a month, I gotta practice for my MTG s**t...
PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:10 am


Murder's a sin too, but we joke about that. So is lust. Just saying.

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katanadude47

PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:58 am


It was mainly my fault. Sorry bout that Wielder.



(Ghost: There were no tits on that site. False advertising.)
PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:17 pm


Aye. I'm sorry as well. Although I was stating the original definition of fagot, which is bundle of sticks, by calling Kain it.

Strifer Garuwashi


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:20 pm


I hate to be the bearer of bad news but calling homosexuality a sin offends me, but I'm going to leave it at that. I don't want to get into a discussion here about religion and morality, if you wish to have an intelligent discussion with me about homosexuality please pm me.
PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:35 pm


@KD, Don't worry about it, it's nothing big. Not like you knew, so no worry.

@Sagi, That's just my religion. If that offends you, fine, I won't mention it again.

The_Master_Wielder
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