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 Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 6:54 pm
 I shall the effect of this good lesson keeps as watchman to my heart.
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The door to the office instantly launched through the room, Ketsu against the door, which was of course out of the office. His dress was ripped to shreds, and he was angry. "What happened?" Looking into his office, he realized that they were not playing bomberman, they had actual bombs, and bombs made explosions. It seemed he sat there for hours, putting the pieces together, until he finally uttered outloud. "The bomb broke me, and I broke the door!" Standing, he coughed a large black cloud of smoke, turning to two people who stood at the non existent door.
"Why hello there. Come on in, we have cookies... and beer." He looked at the woman who stood there, she was a member of his squad, and smiling at her, he walked her into the office, leaving the squad nine captain to stand alone for a moment. As soon as they stepped foot in, he ran outside. "Your haori. Your squad nine captain?" Holding a beer in his hands, he quickly threw it behind him, as to look professional. "How... may I help you this fine... time of day." Was it day or night? They had been in that office for a while now.
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If you p***k us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge? -William Shakespeare
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 7:09 pm
Aika stared at her captain her mouth slightly ajar. He was weird, final, her captain was insane. The small woman sighed, she would have to accept it and might as well have a little fun right? She grinned and gave a slight giggle.
Completely ignoring the two captains outside the doorway she walked over to the bar. She looked back at the captain and gave an evil devious grin. She crouched down and scrounged through the alcohol. She looked at the labels on the bottles and smiled at each one, her smile growing at the higher proof alcohols. She grabbed the vodka and stood up really fast smiling childishly at her captain she asks "Can I have this?"
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 3:32 am
Nicholas sat up from his position, this time magically managing to attach a gimp mask to his face as he surveyed the new arrivals to the Captain's ******** me sideways like the Captain did last night...we have guests!"
He sat up and strode forward, gifting the world a view of his bottomless leather pants, passing the new arrivals of the 9th Captain and the first new recruit he had seen in months.
"Captain Genji" He said respectfully, his voice muffled by the zipper of his mask. "New girl. I bid you adieu for just a second."
He walked out of the room and shut the door gently behind him. Two seconds, it burst open again, and Nicholas strode back in, this time dressed properly in an Italian suit, his hands rising to play with his tie. Pulling at one cuff and then the other, Nicholas winked at the imaginary camera.
"Daddy's home."
He walked forward to take his rightful place by his Captain, only to reveal to the world that he had forgotten to change out of his leather pants.
"Crap on a stick."
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 7:07 am
The sights that Genji found within the office struck his heart with terror. Never in his life had he see such bizarre events play out anywhere, let alone a captains office. Surely, this was a trick. Maybe the new captain's Zanpakuto could create illusions or just screw around with someone's head? Perhaps Genji hadn't been sleeping as well as he should have been and was starting to see things that weren't there? He had only been getting six hours of sleep for the past few days. He would go to bed at a reasonable hour but wake up too earlier with no need to get out of bed or any insanity to start the day then. Which ever answer it was did not matter. Whatever was playing out inside that office was just too bizarre for the gullible and innocent young captain to take in at once.
Slowly, with his eyes darting from the captain that suddenly showed anxiety in his appearance at the door to the vice captain now wearing a an Italian suit after leaving in a gimp mask and bottomless leather pants, Genji slowly backed away to the door and reached to upon. As he continued to walk backward through the door, he was still mesmerized by the play of what resemble Alice in Wonderland, nothing of the norm and all of the wildest dream and nightmares. Was Squad 3 Wonderland? Did the captain play the Mad Hatter and the vice captain the role of the March Hare in this booze-filled tea party? Those were the thoughts that flew around Genji's brain when he sided down the the ground with his back against the closed door with Wonderland behind him. This Alice wasn't going to get looped into whatever was going on behind that door, yet his curiousity was still peaked quite a lot by the sheer unorthodox behavior the captain, whose name was still a mystery. It was his curiousity that kept him in spellbound at the threshold of the office instead of on his way in a burst of Shunpo back home.
((I woke up to post. xd ))
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:21 pm
Aika stared in wonder at Nick as he walked around, until she saw that his pants were clearing giving her a full view of his butt. The young recruit stared at the white absence of pants when it had returned, glaring at it. What should I do to make that hideous abomination go away? she thought quietly still holding the bottle of vodka in her hand.
She looked at her captain, then the Squad 3 captain, then back at Nick. Calculating the distances between them she grinned evilly. The small girl uncorked the bottle and took aim for the crease in the white spot on the back of Nick's pants. She threw, aiming for the neck of the bottle to go straight up his crack. Soon the girl was in tears rolling on the floor laughing, not even looking to see if she had hit her mark and not caring, he would learn his lesson soon enough.
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:49 am
There was a swirl of black, the sound of a metal on metal and then the shattering of glass as Nicholas turned to face his unknown attacker, in his hands a short black blade. Scanning the room for other hostilities, his eyes fell upon the laughing Aika, who had taken up space upon the floor of the Captain's room, the very force of her laughter and tears propelling her in a sideways manner that one could describe as rolling.
Nicholas looked back up.
"I'm good at attacking and blocking the rear."
Nicholas looked back down.
"Oh dear. I seem to be lacking pants. Just a moment."
He stepped behind the Captain's desk, and in a flurry of motion re-emerged with matching pants. Tugging at the scarf around his neck, he raised his eyebrows at anyone challenging his sanity.
"What? Never seen a man change that fast before?"
((argh sorry for the short post guys. s**t came up))
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:27 pm
I shall the effect of this good lesson keeps as watchman to my heart.
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"Now, has everyone drank? I hope we are happy, but, for now, I must go examine the rest of my squad. Everyone have fun at this office party. I bid you all farewell." He was wearing his traditional clothing again, the beer still on his breath, yet he was holding his alcohol well.
exit.
(short post... something has come up in my life and I won't be able to post "fun", although I still have time to make sure you are all active :3 I just can't ruin the fun here lol)
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If you p***k us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge? -William Shakespeare
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