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Klempky

PostPosted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 2:22 pm


I don't really have too much of a problem with any of this except I don't know any vampire variants in which they don't breathe. I know their breath won't create fog in the cold for various reasons, but I've always been under the impression that they still had to take in air, especially to talk.

Also, since when has not having an erection been a bad thing? Tons of girls only really get off through clitoral stimulation and a guy that lasts a long time without getting tuckered out from blowing a load would probably be viewed as an even better thing.

lol@Damien'n'Lyd, truth@Raven.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 5:43 am


I like cold fingers on my c**t as much as I like dicks in my a**. neutral

Xiporah


Morde

PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:44 am


I ALWAYS WONDERED ABOUT THAT.

At least Anne Rice was like 'lol so much homosexuality but no sexin' lol'
PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:13 am


Popsicle sticks, duct tape, and a jug of mayo.
You're all set!

Xahmen


Sock Grenade

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:22 pm


DOESN'T MATTER, HAD SEX.
PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:57 pm


GOD DAMN IT DAMIEN WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING THIS BACK UP?

Felin Greenleaf


Boarding School Reject

PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 6:23 pm


There was some series I read (...possibly laurel k hamilton's anita blake stuff, but also maybe Interview w/ a Vampire?) where as long as they had fed recently they could sustain an erection.

DUNNO, WRITERS CAN COME UP WITH WHATEVER THEY WANT TO MAKE STUFF WORK.
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