
Mia




Solaris---Selena---Orion---Alfred
After checking again that everyone was present. Solaris nodded to Mia who opened the portal once more.
"Odd." The Celebi mused, back in her true form. "I'd have hoped this would have been easier to do with a Psychic assisting back at the other side. Seems your friend went on a coffee break~"
The thought made Solaris falter as he stepped to the portal.
Alfred knew this was important. He wouldnt have left his post unless given no other choice.
A tingle went down his spine. Oh Arceus, he hoped everything was okay.
"Let's hurry!" Selena barked and the two lead the way through the spiraling vortex of rainbows. and puppies.
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"What in the hell happened here?!" Solaris snapped, back in their original time, though it was not the same as it had been when they left.
The guild was in ruin, walls cracked and broken glass everywhere.
His panicked eyes flickered across the room for any sign of movement and finally noticed a rather distraught looking Alfred lying across the a couch that sat crooked in the middle of the room. Lucinda was lying draped across him.
Selena was first to react, sprinting at the piece of furniture before checking Alfred over carefully. She put her ear to his chest and listened carefully to his breathing. A sigh of relief escaped her lips, followed shortly by her clutching her nose and falling backwards off the couch.
"Bloody hell, his breath reeks!"
Alfred had breathed directly into Selena's face, his mouth contorting into a stupid smile and giddy laughter. "'Eyyyyy there Solly! How'd the time travel go?" He turned over, his hands searching under one of the couch cushions to retrieve a corked bottle from under it.
"...I didn't realize you drank." Selena watched the bottle in suspicion as Alfred's fingers clumsily grasped at the cork, only for him to eventually find it was much easier to exert a bit of psychic on it.
"Alfred, what the hell happened here?!"
Without a word the Gardevoir poured the wine into a small glass and began to drink heavily. He quickly abandoned the pretense of the glass, choosing to toss it against the floor and drink straight from the bottle.
Solaris's head began to spin as a small chorus of groans began to arise from the pokemon nearby. He sprinted over to the nearest and looked him over carefully for wounds. "What happened?"
"Wir hatten eine gute Zeit." The black Croagunk's hand darted around the floor as it searched for something.
Solaris had already moved on to the next victim of whatever horrible atrocity had plagued the guild in his brief absence. "Are you alright? What happened?"
The Rhyhorn stirred with a loud groan. His eyes flickered open briefly against the piercing glare of the light before shutting tightly. "I don't..."
The Rhyhorn made an attempt to stand before stumbling onto his side. "I don't remember. All I know is someone gave me something, then everything got blurry."
Solaris's eyes darted throughout the hall. Now that he looked more carefully, no one seemed to be overtly injured. Everyone was collapsed in strange positions, but no one was seriously cut or bruised... "What's going on!?"
"Hey Solly. Look up."
Solaris turned to Selena then followed her gaze upwards to the ceiling. Orion was draped across the slow-spinning ceiling fan, his back and front legs dangling precariously off both ends. "Grandpa! Are you alright!?"
Orion awoke with a start and immediately slipped off the fan. Solaris immediately focused the mass of his psychic energy--which is to say, none--on stopping the descent. Fortunately, the senile Espeon caught himself by wrapping his tail around the fan.
He erupted into a violent fit of giggles, the laughter culminating into a nonsensical exclamation.
"I'M A BALLOON!"
"Wha... What the!?" What was going on? Had someone launched some kind of psychic attack on the guild? It would certainly explain why everyone was knocked out harmlessly, as well as his grandfather's strange behaviour. Senile or not, the proclamation was weird even for him. But what kind of psychic could do THIS much? Especially with Alfred present?
A burst of giggling laughter tore the Espeon's eyes down from the ceiling back towards the couch. Lucinda had begun laughing frantically, as if possessed by some mystic force.
She slipped right off of Alfred, landing on the floor with a resounding thud.
As if in cue, Orion's tail uncurled from the ceiling fan and he came crashing down onto Alfred. A crunch sound worked it's way through the ears of the observers. Alfred's legs curled in pain as the Espeon's weight hit him.
Orion was unperturbed. "So, where did the magical hole take all of you?" "Ow..."
Orion suddenly realized that the soft surface he crashed on was alive. "You saved me." He spoke suddenly and immediately padded across the Gardevoir's slender chest to wrap his arms around his neck. "Best friends forever, Alfy."
Alfred immediately grabbed the Espeon and started trying to pull him off. His voice was slurred, as if he had trouble speaking. "Get offa me!"
Orion cried out in despair, his grip tightening against the gentleman's efforts. "But I love youuuuuuu."
Solaris felt a slight bump against his foot. The bottle Alfred had been drinking from had rolled off, probably when Orion landed on him. His ignorant royalty cocked his head sideways to read the bottle. Alfred managed to pry Orion off his neck, choosing to drop him on Lucinda. The cat curled up on her stomach and went back to sleep.
"WINE!? You're DRUNK!?"
Alfred raised one hand and pinched his fingers together in a gesture. "Just a bit! Lushinda told me I needed to relashx. So when she gave me some wine, who was I to refuse? I drank a bit, and suddenly everything got really nice. So I drank shommore!"
"So... So all this is...?"
"Well, after I had a glass, a bunch of other people showed up and had some too!" Selena began cackling in the background. Solly's reaction was priceless.
Solaris began to mewl loudly as he choked back sobs. "That's it, alcohol is banned! No more drinking! The next person I see with a glass in their hand is banned!"
Selena's laughter redoubled.