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 Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:44 pm
anyone want to contribute
my first one is
"thy shalt not gnash thy teath at the giants, for they shall gnash there teeth right back, and thy will be a pile of s**t"
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Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:51 pm
"I swear to Drunk, i am not God" is mine
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:13 am
"I'm serfectly pober occifer." 8}
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:23 am
haha
"im not drunk sir, im just not exactly sober"
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:44 pm
I have actually said this to my friends "Imagine the most drunk thing possible, ok now stop imagining me."
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 6:05 pm
" If you can't tell who is the drunkest person in the room, then you are."
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 6:21 pm
"Occifer Occifer, take me drunk I'm home!"
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 12:49 am
"and thats why the midget crossed the road" said the drunk to the wall (>.> not a good day for me)
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