Unknown voice: [Heather picks up a ringing telephone] Happy Birthday to you... Happy Birthday to you... Happy Birthday dear- Oh, I forgot your name.
Heather: Who are you?
Unknown voice: Oh ok, thanks. Happy Birthday dear "who are you" Happy Birthday to you. Happy 31st Birthday!
Heather: Is this Leonard?
Unknown voice: That's the murderer's name. Not my name. I'm not your beloved Stanley either! He's underground now... his new name is... number... 7...
[laughs]
Unknown voice: But don't worry about that now. It's time to celebrate your birthday!
Heather: You've got me mistaken for someone else, today's not my...
Unknown voice: I'm not mistaken! Today IS your 24th birthday! And I... have a present for you... Which do you prefer; to give pain, or to receive it? You can have the one you HATE the most!
[laughs]
Unknown voice: Happy Birthday to you!
[hangs up]
Heather: But you're wrong... it's not my birthday...
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