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 Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:03 pm
Fiona Night *Listens to Masquerade and hears Matsturbate* If you pause in the middle of the movie and then play again, the captions screw up, and instead of "Night unfurls it's slpendour" I got "Night unfurls it's splenda" now I actually hear that xp it's only in the movie version though, you can hear the "r" at the end of the others versions. Another good one was at the end when Madme Giry is leading Raoul down, where she says "This is as far as I dare go" and the Chorus is saying "Your hand at the level of your eyes", the captions combine the two so it says "This is the fart level" other times include "a** the point of no return" and if you listen to "Why have you brought me here" when she says "Phantom of the opera will kill and kill again" and Raoul saying " This phantom is a fable" he says "fable" at the same time she says "kill" so I heard it as "This phantom is on cable!" I had to look up what it really said. Oh, and definatley heard "You're really not a b***h". Even though I already knew the lyrics! "This phantom is on cable!" rofl Funniest one since "not the arse!" xd
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 6:41 am
Zicoxite Fiona Night *Listens to Masquerade and hears Matsturbate* If you pause in the middle of the movie and then play again, the captions screw up, and instead of "Night unfurls it's slpendour" I got "Night unfurls it's splenda" now I actually hear that xp it's only in the movie version though, you can hear the "r" at the end of the others versions. Another good one was at the end when Madme Giry is leading Raoul down, where she says "This is as far as I dare go" and the Chorus is saying "Your hand at the level of your eyes", the captions combine the two so it says "This is the fart level" other times include "a** the point of no return" and if you listen to "Why have you brought me here" when she says "Phantom of the opera will kill and kill again" and Raoul saying " This phantom is a fable" he says "fable" at the same time she says "kill" so I heard it as "This phantom is on cable!" I had to look up what it really said. Oh, and definatley heard "You're really not a b***h". Even though I already knew the lyrics! "This phantom is on cable!" rofl Funniest one since "not the arse!" xd Yeah, when I listen to it, I always pretend that's what it sounds like, too! So I start laughing, and if I'm in class, everyone looks at me like I've gone mad.
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:54 pm
Well, not that pervy, but
"And in the boot there was a man!"
Which made me think of the little old lady who lived in a shoe, only it was Erik!
EDIT: Ooh, yeah...
Every time they say 'strange' in the OLC, I hear 'strained'. For example:
Erik: Sing once again with me, our strained duet.
Christine: Come to me strained angel!
Christine(again): Yet his voice filled my spirit with a strained sweet sound.
Still not that funny, but it bugs me. I keep thinking she's insulting Erik. Buut, that's just me.
Oh, and I've heard this horrid thing during the Hanibbel(however you spell it) rehearsal:
The trumpeting elephant's thong!
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:32 am
Phantom of the Forum PhantomoftheFox Phantom of the Forum Here's one that is not misheard at all, but from the original lyrics: Phantom: "In all your , you always knew; that man and mystery, were both in you." That is soooo wrong on too many levels. *EDIT: It's so wrong it's no longer wrong, but inhumane.* If you're just looking for lines that sound pervy normally, "In dreams he came," is pretty horrible. xD Well, I've got another one, that goes along the lines of "Masturbate." "MASTURBAAAAAAAAAATE! EVERY FACE A DIFFERENT SHADE! MASTURBATE. STOP AND STARE AT THE SEA OF SMILES AROUND YOU!" I heard that horrid thing during civics, and Craig was just like..."Wtf?" at me. EDIT: Yes, I know that's the real lyrics except for the Masturbate, but you gotta admit, it still sound wrong. zomg! lol ---cough-spurt-choke...what asimple word can do to an ENTIRE song!
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:25 pm
Phantastic Phanatic Phantom of the Forum PhantomoftheFox Phantom of the Forum Here's one that is not misheard at all, but from the original lyrics: Phantom: "In all your , you always knew; that man and mystery, were both in you." That is soooo wrong on too many levels. *EDIT: It's so wrong it's no longer wrong, but inhumane.* If you're just looking for lines that sound pervy normally, "In dreams he came," is pretty horrible. xD Well, I've got another one, that goes along the lines of "Masturbate." "MASTURBAAAAAAAAAATE! EVERY FACE A DIFFERENT SHADE! MASTURBATE. STOP AND STARE AT THE SEA OF SMILES AROUND YOU!" I heard that horrid thing during civics, and Craig was just like..."Wtf?" at me. EDIT: Yes, I know that's the real lyrics except for the Masturbate, but you gotta admit, it still sound wrong. zomg! lol ---cough-spurt-choke...what asimple word can do to an ENTIRE song! I still hear it, actually. All my friends think I'm choking on something when I'm laughing a lot. yeah...that is horrid. I heard something worse the other day, but I can't remember what it is. I've always heard it though. Oh, yes. It's rather stupid, but then again, my friend was talking to me, and there was jazz music all at the same time: "Is this why you wanted to pee?" I really need to listen to this in quieter locations. I've got to stop listening so much... ewwwww.... I just heard something. Curse Crawford's prounounciations! "And my managers must learn that their place is in an orfice, not the arse!" Which I think is implying that they're gay.
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 8:34 pm
I've heard this for the longest time now from OLC.
"Take a look, there's another a** behind you."
Which is very wrong, with the other mishearings or not.
We should re-write the songs with our screwy lyrics.
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:59 pm
I've been a fan of Phantom since I was seven. This being the case, when it came to theaters, my friends and I saw it several times in the theater. On one such occasion, we went to the midnight showing and it was nearly 3 when we got out. When I get tired, I get a little loopy, so we stood in the theater parking lot for another hour and a half goofing around and listening to the soundtrack. I started acting out at the end of Masquerade and ended up with this:
(Phantom appears at the top of the staircase.)
Phantom: Why so silent good messieurs? (Makes pouty face at them)Did you think that I had left you for good? (Sexily) Have you missed me good messieurs? I have written you an opera. (Pulls manuscript from the crotch of his pants) Her I bring the finished score. Dominate me, triumphant! Fondling you all, a few instructions just before our good sex starts. Carlotta must be taught to act, not her normal tricks will ******** her on the stage. Our Don Juan must lose some weight. It's just gross to get squished, not to mention his age. And my managers must learn that their place is in my pants (pulls out pant front to indicate they jump in) not each others arse.
I know... not great, but like I said, I was tired and it was late, and my friend laughed so hard she had to pull down her pants and pee in the parking lot behind the theater. ::nod::
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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:57 pm
XD
"Carlotta's voice--a bleeding thong!"
I once misheard it as 'beeping Ford' as well...
It's really 'bleating thorn!'
"...and make sure you lock up every year! [tier]"
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:12 pm
masked baby I've been a fan of Phantom since I was seven. This being the case, when it came to theaters, my friends and I saw it several times in the theater. On one such occasion, we went to the midnight showing and it was nearly 3 when we got out. When I get tired, I get a little loopy, so we stood in the theater parking lot for another hour and a half goofing around and listening to the soundtrack. I started acting out at the end of Masquerade and ended up with this: (Phantom appears at the top of the staircase.) Phantom: Why so silent good messieurs? (Makes pouty face at them)Did you think that I had left you for good? (Sexily) Have you missed me good messieurs? I have written you an opera. (Pulls manuscript from the crotch of his pants) Her I bring the finished score. Dominate me, triumphant! Fondling you all, a few instructions just before our good sex starts. Carlotta must be taught to act, not her normal tricks will ******** her on the stage. Our Don Juan must lose some weight. It's just gross to get squished, not to mention his age. And my managers must learn that their place is in my pants (pulls out pant front to indicate they jump in) not each others arse. I know... not great, but like I said, I was tired and it was late, and my friend laughed so hard she had to pull down her pants and pee in the parking lot behind the theater. ::nod:: That really reminds me of a phic I read once called "Le Fantôme de l'Opéra Erotique." It was basically a rewrite of all the lyrics to make them incredibly obscene. So dirty, but I still laughed my pants off. sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:59 pm
XDDDDD
"As we're stabbed in the brain..."
-Alonso
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:11 pm
when Erik said " and this is how she REPAID me"
i heard;
"and this is how she RAPED me" rofl
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