|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 7:20 am
"Has the greatest poker face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO."
wink wasnt that usefull information to know?!?
stare if you dont like it whyed you read it? stare
scream YOU SAY I MADE IT LOOK IMPORTANT BY SAYING IMPORTANT WHATS MORE IMPORTANT THANK CHUCK NORRIS!!!! scream
blaugh post your jokes and comments below :3
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 11:44 am
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them. 3nodding
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 11:54 am
soooooooooooo true :3 lol are we dorks? XD
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 8:52 pm
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried wink
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 8:53 pm
When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth away.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:24 am
hahaha xD
Were cool nerds. :3
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:35 am
so guys stare
the sex crystal wink
myth or legend wink
mwahahahaha xd
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:02 am
Chuck Norris DOES believes it's butter.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:53 pm
Chuck Norris always kills you with a smile biggrin DDDD
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:17 pm
A blind man was walking down the street when he bumped into Chuck Norris. Furious, Chuck turned to him shouting, "What's your problem? Don't you know who I am?!" Just the voice of Chuck Norris gave the man his sight back. The last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to his face.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:57 am
Chuck Norris asked for a Big Mac at Burger King and got one. This happend just around the time Chuck destroyed the periodic table because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 1:04 am
the boogie man look under his bed for chunk norris
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 11:03 am
dude ive got a ******** pimp photo to show yall i took in texas XD
apparently its "chucks favorit steak"
:O you order it and they bring out a stone in the shape of a steak because everyone knows tender meats for pussys razz
nah really ill upload all the photos soon biggrin
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:39 pm
Zerosurfing soooooooooooo true :3 lol are we dorks? XD Yea we are sooooo dorks lol xD
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
