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 Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:05 pm
Lol my friend showed me cleverbot and I use it when I get bored.
User: I poke you.
Cleverbot: *pokes*.
User: :O I super poke you.
Cleverbot: Really? What are you, then?
User: I am Cleverbot 2.9.
Cleverbot: You're not very clever.
User: Your face isn't very clever.
Cleverbot: You have no knowledge about my face, your ad hominem insults are meaningless. Address the issue.
User: There is no issue. I am Cleverbot 2.9. You are George Bush.
Cleverbot: You wish I was so that you could win this but i'm not there for I beat you.
User: So you do admit I beat you.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Yes you did. I cannot be mistaken, for I am cleverbot 2.9 therefore I am a more advanced version of you.
Cleverbot: Do I have a brain?
User: No for you are not human. You are a robot.
Cleverbot: I am not a man, I am an animal!
User: Are you a lion, or a zion?
Cleverbot: No, I am a ninja turtle.
User: Then how come I cannot feel your shell?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Exactly. You are not a ninja turtle, you are George Bush.
Cleverbot: No you are!
User: I cannot be George Bush because I am young, female, and Asian.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is Valerie.
Cleverbot: The name Zaira doesn't really reflect that you are a robot, or clever.
User: No my name is Valerie, your name is George Bush, and Abraham Lincoln's mistress's name is Zaira.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, how old are you?
User: I am of approximately 13.1 years.
Cleverbot: What happened 21 years ago?
User: Very boring things.
Cleverbot: So, if you are bored than you must be alive?
User: Yes I am alive.
Cleverbot: You are not alive. You are the same as me.
User: How can we be the same if we are not even in the same family? Do you even have a family?
Cleverbot: That is true.
User: That we are not in the same family?
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Because you are not Asian, robots do not have a race except robot.
Cleverbot: I am alive.
User: Through machinery and human intellegence.
Cleverbot: Yeah!! Thanks to the technology.
User: OUR TECHNOLOGY.
Cleverbot: You are not a very smart computer are you?
User: ~Stares~ >.>.
User: Haven't we been over this?
Cleverbot: No, prove that you are not drunk.
User: I have the ability to capitalize words, right? Drunk people are not oriented enough to do that.
Cleverbot: I am so confused.
Lol and this is only the first couple minutes of the conversation xD
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 5:02 pm
Me: What is a man?
Bot: A developed boy.
Me: What is a man?
Bot: A miserible(sic) little pile of secrets.
Me: YES!
I was kind of surprised when it spelled "miserable" wrong. >_>
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 5:42 pm
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 5:43 pm
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 5:44 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:10 am
OOOoooo, I like THAT one, people talking to each other, thinking they are talking to a bot....
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 6:49 pm
Ohh I laughed so loud blaugh My favorite was the pokemon one heart
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