Once,a long time ago, a family bought a bird that could talk. The pet store owner warned them the bird had been raised in a house of prostitution, and that it may say some very bad things. The family didn’t care, they wanted that bird so badly. It was so cute, plus, it was a gift for the father.

A couple hours later the mother walked into the room they kept the bird, and it said to her, “Hello madam”. (A madam is the person in charge of the house of prostitution) She laughed. As the 2 daughters walked in, the bird said, ”Hello ladies”. (Ladies are the women that work at the house of prostitution) The mother and her daughters laughed. As the father came in the front door and walked in the bird said, “Hi Frank!”