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Everytime someone talks about aliens/alien movies in that mild-mannered slightly positive moderate conspiracy theorist tone, specifically ones in the vein of "The 4th kind" and other such films, I want to beat them with a tire iron while screaming how it's almost certainly impossible that our planet will ever see alien life, much less our civilization. It's unfortunate that the people who start these conversations are my family. I should have the right to inflict greivous bodily harm to people who start discussions where after being faced with the facts that since we're unlikely to legitimately get off this rock and cover enough distance to find life, any aliens who may or may not exist out in the universe have a shitshot in hell blindfolded of doing the same they still will not let up and instead drag in vague arguments involve sumerians and human fascination with gold... What does that have to do with aliens? Why are you bringing that up? God, that should entitle you to an upgrade from tire iron to sledge hammer.

I DON'T EVEN GIVE A s**t ABOUT ALIENS. THIS JUST MAKES ME ANGRY FOR SOME REASON.