2% Milk with NO utters! (Acquiring Item)
Farmer Ben and his assistant Jenny went on a shopping quest to find clothes for scare crows. The search was going ok , but they were having troubles finding cowboy outfits. They searched most bargain stores in Aekea and Barton with no luck of a cheap outfit , they didn’t want to spend more the fifty bucks. Jenny was getting restless with Ben and wanted to go home “ Why are we spending so much time looking for clothes for scarecrows” she flung her arms in the air , as they drove.
When they came to Durem Jenny almost had a fit “Yea…. We are going to find deals here Ben” she rolled her eyes. Ben just smiled, he liked driving around and was having fun despite driving with ‘Negative Nancy’. Jenny hated that nick name so he normally just said it in his head, but the smile on his face showed what he was thinking. Jenny looked at him “I’M NOT being negative” she sated.
When they got to the Curio shop, Ben walked in with wondering eyes. Jenny noticed most of the upsetting items and walked out of the shop before she even had time to look around. Ben strolled through poking and touching things he shouldn’t have. The farmer was a man child and it was clear that this is his candy shop. Odd or unusual items are his specialty; he often brings home odd ball things.
He soundly felt something gurgle in his belly “Ohhh darn, nooo more gas station nachos” he looked around to see if anyone was around and when he felt safe he let a big on rip. “HOT dang” he moved his hand around. Once he felt safe to move he started to study more odd items. It took him about eight more minutes to stumble upon an odd key chain “Hey this be one of them Moofiera guys , the one Jenny likes … well use to like , Heck why did she leave I could of asked her if she liked this key chain” he spoke out loud.
He went to put it down on the small shelf of other key chains, but he couldn’t “you are kind of cute aren’t you little gir..” he stopped mid speech. He looked at the milk carton with speculation “You don’t have utters” he was shocked. He was almost hundred percent sure the character ‘2%’ had utters.
HE looked around once more “THIS COULD BE A RARE KEY CHAIN” he wiggled it around his pinky finger.
He walked over to the cash register “I would like to buy this little odd MoooFella” he smiled with a wink. He rested his arm on the register “ I could tell you why I want to buy it but you might want to take back” he raised his brow. He handed over his money and went back to his car with a skip.
When he got back to the car , Jenny waited for him with a grief written all over her face “you didn’t buy anything, really …. really … please tell me why” she asked upset. The farmer just grinned “I did buy something , he swung the keychain around. She half smirked “its cute , but I’m not happy Red” she looked down.
Ben couldn’t help but tell her why he got it “It has noo utters , it must mean it’s rare” he was very proud of himself. They decided to drive back to Barton since Durem was to expensive. They did find a cowboy outfit but Jenny bought it , Ben still wasn’t happy with it. He even busted out his key chain to get opinions. He also showed it off to anyone willing to listen. Mostly women since they fit his demographic.
Once they stopped shopping , they headed back to the farm. Jenny was ready to kill Ben , and Ben was ready to show off his new item (He didn’t care to much about the outfits he found).