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Fire Emblem Forever Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 9:56 pm
Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!
The votes are in! The votes are in!
I'm so x'cited!!
Over the last couple months, you sent in your nominations and then out of the nominations that you all sent, you voted which which one you thought was best in each category!
Without further or due, I pass it on to the award announcers, starting wiiiiiiiiiiiiiith.......!
Lion Prince Skrimir! whee
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ANNOUNCE THEM ALREADY, FUR BALL! scream
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:31 pm
 *To Fefga* I'll deal with you later! scream
Anyhow, the time has come to announce the winners of the General Awards. *squints at small cue card* The nominees in each category are:
Biggest Emoticon Abuser
Nephenee
Ephraim
Isadora
Kurai
Rei
Levail
Sue
Roy
Rath
Joshua
Zelgius
Most Likely to be Hit by FEF Boulder
Joshua
Levail
Lurkiest Lurker
Renault
Rath
Soren
Most Desired to Join Canon RP
Skrimir
Tiki
Best Dressed
Tiki
Amelia
Tibarn
Sue
Most Creative
Skrimir
Ephiram
Arya
Rei
Best Signature
Valter
Heath
Rath
Most Random
Heath
Rhys
Most Missed Member
Huey
Ilyana
Bramimond
Kent
Most Active
Amelia
Heath
Ephraim
Isadora
Most Cuddly
Nino
Nils
Most Helpful
Nils
Rath
Most Likely to Win a Fight Against Chuck Norris
Tiki
Vaida
Skrimir
Fefga
Most Likely to Wear a Frilly Dress
Lyre
Rei
Nils
Best Username
Ninian (Suisho Tomoe)
Tiki (ThePersonInFrontOfYou)
Amelia (Marshmallow Kitty)
Biggest Grammar Nazi
Ayra
FD
Skrimir
Renault
Heath
Ninian
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And now, to see which of these nominees claim a title! *slits envelope*
The award for Biggest Emoticon User goes to.... Sue!
As for Most Likely to be Hit by the FEF Boulder... Joshua. Heh, I could have told you that and saved a lot of time!
*there are a few boos. "Get on with it!" *
... stressed .. *clears throat*
The Lurkiest Lurker... little beorc Soren!
Most Wanted to Join Canon RP is... Tiki! Hurry, the fight waits for no one! Though, I lost by a single point... I don't understand it! I'm already involved!
Voted Best Dressed is... Amelia, followed closely by the Hawk King!
Wahaha! Of course I claim the award for Most Creative! ... what? Rei tied with me? Hmpf, It was an honorable and fair contest, I will give him that...
The award for Best Signature goes to... Heath!
Close, but not a tie... Heath seizes the title of Most Random, with Rhys close behind. A second award for Heath!
The Most Missed Member is... Huey. They miss a pegasus. These people are more bored than I thought.
The award for Most Active is... Amelia's!
By popular accord, The Most Cuddly is... Nils! Nino, train harder to be... cuddly... for next... year...? ...
Seizing victory yet again is Nils, as the Most Helpful! Ha, seizing it from the claws of the Nomad, too!
The Most Likely to Win a Fight Against Chuck Norris is...
... not me.
...
scream scream scream WHO TALLIED THESE VOTES?! I WILL HAVE THEIR HEADS BY MORNING!!!!! scream scream scream --
~♬ ♪ ♫ ♩~
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... *growl*
The Most Likely to Win A Fight Against Chuck Norris is... Vaida. Congratulations. mad
As for The Most Likely to Wear a Frilly Dress... Lyre. I cannot say I am very suprised by that, either.
Voted The Best Username... is Tiki, who calls herself ThePersonInFrontOfYou! Which is true for none of you! Except for me. Because she is sometimes actually in front of me.
And, finally, the Biggest Grammar Nazi is... Ayra. What is a Nazi, anyway?
... That is all of the General Awards. *walks offstage*
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:37 pm
Zat vas quite an interesting opening. Don't you agree, Drake?
The ******** is with that guy's hair, I swear I saw it nibbling on the envelope...
Anywho, it's time to announce ze vinners in ze Pronz Awards. -pulls out the envelope from her chest, breaks the seal, and pulls out the context-
Our first category, ze Most Likely to Be Raped by Feo. Feo? Isn't he ze chubby fellow from Sentria? I don't understand vhy he should do ze raping. But if it vere me, it vould be more of a "surprise" sex zat people didn't expect. >:3 Now zen, here are your nominees:
I guess I'm the only one who finds it weird that this award is about people getting raped by a dead guy? Yeah? Yeah okay, whatever...
ANYWHO:
Joshua -Hmm, I can just eat him up.-
Roy -My, my. A boy toy I can play vith.-
Ninian -A dancer. Vell, I hope she can perform her "special" dance vith me-
Vith zese lovely candidates, only one may vin zis. And ze vinner is.... Zat Jehannan swordmaster, Joshua. My, doesn't he get a lovely treat from Feo?
What a homo.
Anyway, I call the next award! Time to find out who is the Banginest Babe~! Let's take a look at the candidates:
Heather: Um. Apparently that's a lesbian. *looks at the picture of her* .....no complains from me!
Vaida: I dunno, she's a bit too feisty. Beats everybody in the rack department, though, hot damn.
Well, let's see which is these eye candies is the winner. Whoa, s**t! Heather wins it by ONE vote! They were awful close to each other, there. .... *snrk* Hot.
Now, now Drake. You can drool all you vant vith ze ladies after zis award. Of course, you have to share ze ladies vith me too. Next category, Sexiest Male. Hmm, nothing like a fine, tone muscular bodies you can't keep your eyes off. Ze candidates are:
Tibarn -Look at zat fine chest of his.-
Rath -Vhy, if it isn't Pietro's toy.-
FD -Oh, his fire is not ze only zing he can make a woman hot-
Kishuna -Hmm, another fine specimen to play vith-
After judging zem carefully vithout jumping onto zem, ze vinner for dis category is... FD, vith one point ahead of Tibarn. My, zat vas a close call. However, I believe zat all of zese men are vinners to my eyes.
Excuse me vhile I need to fan myself. Zese men can easily turn a woman on. Now den, shall we move on to ze Most Flirtatious? Ze nominees are:
Heather -Hmm, I love ze way she can use her body to speak.-
Melethia -Oh? Ze voman can flirt? I never expect to see zat.-
Arashe -Vell, he is quite charming.-
And ze Casanova vinner is... My, it seems ve have a tie. Congrats to both Heather and Arashe. Aw... Too bad for Melethia. Lost by only one point. Do you vant me to comfort your lost? >3
Vell, it seems zat is all for Pronz Award. Although I don't mind handing ze award to zem in person. Surely zey vould vant more zan just little trophies.
Vell then, I must be off. I have a country to run. Of course, I vill be back to talk vith you. >3 Come Drake, let's head over to my place. Maybe ve can celebrate our reward.
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:05 pm
*glares at Charolais and Drake* ... You two are lucky that this is a truce area. If I ever meet you in person during this event, I'll make sure you will feel justice for declaring war on us.
*ahem* Anyway, onto the Art Awards. *opens up the envelope* Let's see how creative and talents our candidates are in this section.
For the Best Photographer:
Nils
Vika
Funny how we have so little candidates for this category... sweatdrop Anyway, the winner for best photography is Nils. Congrats to our dear bard.
Next award, Master of the Tektek:
Zelguis
Isadora (That's me! 8D)
Rei
Sue
And the winner is.... Sue. Congrats to the nomad daughter of this guild. I'm sure your father will be proud of you. Despite how I helped design like half of the NPC. ;3;
For the Best Spriter:
Rath
Lethe
Rei
The winner of spriting is... Our captain Rath, mostly by a landslide. Well, it seems that Rath has claimed this award so straight as an arrow.
The Best Fanfic Artist:
Skrimir
Rei
Nils
And this award goes to... Well, it seems that the bard have won again. After all, they do give out the best stories as well as music.
Best Overall Artist:
Kurai
Ephraim
... Again, so little candidates for this category. sweatdrop Seriously, we have more talented people in multi-arts than two. *Ahem* Anyway, the winner is... Ayra by a landslide. Congrats to our trueblade swordsmistress. As we all know, Ayra's tablet pen is mightier than the sword.
Well, that's it for the Art Awards. It's time for our dear bard Nils to take the stage. I'll just leave this envelope here and let Nils take the rest of it. *places the envelope down and rides off*
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:21 pm
-picks up the envelope Isadora left behind-
Hey, guys! You all should know me by now. I’m the one and only Nils.
I’ve been requested to read off the results for the Pairing Awards, so . . . here we go!
-tears open the envelope-
First category is the “Best FEF Canon Pairing”! This is self-explanatory, I think.
Our pairings for this were RhysxAmelia, AbelxAlihi, and FDxNils.
And, the winner is . . .
.////. The pairing of myself and FD! Th-thanks, guys.
Anyway. Next, we have the “Most Probable Future Pairing”! These are the two people you guys thought were most likely to hook up at some point.
For this, we have TristaixElhaym and LeonxCharice.
And, the winner is . . .
The pairing of Tristai and Elhaym, by a long shot!
. . . Aren’t they technically a couple now?
-shrugs- Now for the “Most Memorable Couple Moment”! This is also self-explanatory.
We have Tibarn and Ayra's wedding, FD proposing to Nils, Tibarn proposing to Ayra, Alihi visiting Abel in the hospital, Charice and Leon dancing, and Melethia hitting on Roy.
And, the winner is . . .
Alihi visiting Abel in the hospital! That was a really emotional moment, and apparently a lot of others thought so, too!
Moving right along to “Favorite Non-Romantic Pairing”! This is to all the family or friend dynamics out there.
The nominees were Arashe and Dietrich, Roy and FD, Rei and Amelia, Lance and Blossom, Antonio and Esmerelda, and Jaren and Derrin!
And, the winner is . . .
The pairing of Rei and Amelia! A friendship that has been tested multiple times but still proved to be strong. -nodnod-
Now, we have “Best Conceivable Crack Pairing”! This award goes out to the two who would never get together in canon but are the most believable together.
The two pairings for this one were AlixJaren and AbelxAkihi!
Although this was a close race, there can only be one winner. And that winner is . . .
The pairing of Abel and Akihi! Better watch out for Alihi, you two. . . . o_o;;
Uh . . . the “Most Likely to Bottom”! This is the individual who is most likely to “bottom” in any given relationship.
The candidates for this are Lance, Nils (wait, what?!), and Akihi.
And, the winner is . . .
Akihi! Whew, it isn’t me—I mean. Uh. . . .
F-finally, we have the opposite of the last award; the “Most Likely to Top”! This is the one who is most likely to “top” in any given relationship.
The candidates for this one are Vaida, Skrimir, and Tibarn!
And, the winner is . . .
Vaida! I . . . don’t know what to say. So. . . .
Congratulations to all! A lot of these were really, really close!
I’m now going to hand things off to Rath, who will read the results for the next batch of awards!
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:04 pm
_______←« _____ ←« ____ ←« ___ ←« __ ←«  Thank you, Nils. Let's get right to it. I will be giving the results of the crew awards. I am very proud of my crew and they all deserve a prize for the work they do.
First up is for the Crew Who Gets s**t Done. Nominees are:
Rath
Nils
Isadora
The winner is... Me. While all the crew does do stuff, I do personally feel deserving of this and thank you for the votes.
The next award is for the Brightest Crew Idea. ...I'm surprised I wasn't nominated since, well, these very awards were my idea, but I like hearing crew ideas aside from my own and these nominations were all good ones. They are:
Tibarn: Making a World
Ayra: Tournament of Bones
Nils: Newsletter Resurrection
These were all very close in the race, but Nils' idea pulled ahead in the end by one vote. Congrats.
Next comes the award for Most sCREWy. If you were wondering, yes, I came up with the name for this award. Nominees are:
Heath
Tibarn
Kurai
And of course, the winner is... Heath. Because kurai was on her crazy pills.
Here comes the award for the Crew Look-Alike. Which members did you all think seemed like they were crew? Let's see:
Rei
Vaida
Lethe
I must say, I agree with all of these nominations. But that's all I will say. The winner is Rei. Moving on.
The final crew award is for the Most Approachable Crewmember. On behalf of Tibarn, Heath and myself, we're sorry for being too badass to be approachable. (Yeah, that's what we're telling ourselves...) But here's who you did think was most approachable:
Amelia
Ayra
Isadora
I also want to include Nils in that. Seriously, guys. But yes, these three are all very good at being approachable, I know this first hand. I think they should all win. But, Amelia pulled ahead in the end and claimed the title. Congrats new crew member, you proved one of my reasons for promoting you correct.
This concludes the Crew Awards. Up next is the Event Awards, and Tibarn should be along to reveal those winners shortly.
*latches the envelope to an arrow, fires it into the air, then departs*
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»→ __»→ ___»→ ____»→ _____»→_______
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:22 pm
*CRITICAL DAMAGE*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*crash*
Rath. OhgodsIhateyousomuchrightnow.
Youdon'tevenknow.
*pries the arrow out of his wing* sonofa... Damnit it's all bloody. *wipes it with his sleeve*
Okay. So uh, yeah, long as I'm sitting here BLEEDING EVERYWHERE, RATH, I guess I'll go ahead and present the event awards. Unless someone wants to, you know, use a Physic or something. No? ... Dicks.
Right, so I guess we'll start this off with the Favorite OC award.
The nominees here were:
Cyric
And Songhua.
The winner was Songhua, my favorite nomad. Because he doesn't SHOOT ME WITH MESSAGE ARROWS. RATH.
Ahem. Congratulations, Songhua. I'll send a box of nomad tea cakes when I can get enough nomad grass for them.
Moving on, up next is the award for the Favorite Learanian Hero NPC! The nominees are:
Castello
Misura
Ledreak
And Kyros.
And our winner, by a slim margin, was Ledreak! Because he has a Fro of Charisma.
Right, then, so on to Best Quote.
Nominees are... wow, some of these are long.
Ganon, with the quote, "I need a new bathroom floor. What went squish?"
Feo, with the quote, "THIS IS NOT A COW! WHY IS THERE A BOY IN MY COW?! THIS IS MOST UNPLEASANT!"
Ledreak, with, "You two gonna ********? Because, whatcha shoul' do is POP THAT p***y!"
Blossom's bright-eyed and perky, "Bitching!"
My personal favorite, Ali's "Really. Really? A feathered hat? Two eye pieces?? Two- Boy, what dah ******** do you need two canes for?! And what the heeeeell is on yo lip... I-s that a stache?! THE ******** YOU SELLIN' FAKE FACIAL HAIR FOR?!"
Charice's heartwrenching call to the gods for assistance as she faced the grim possibility of death, "UKK! *shot by an arrow*"
And finally, that creepy little b*****d Rappahannock's creepy little b*****d laugh: "Uhh... Heeheeheeehaahahaheeee"
And the winner... is Feo! Like myself and the honorable Duke of Ankh-Morpork, Feo knows the pain of being unable to find his cow.
Next up is the award for the Most Anonymous NPC Controller.
We had two nominees:
Ephraim as Cyric Adair
And Ninian as Caterina.
And the winner was Ephraim as Cyric! Congratulations!
(seriouslyifIcouldgetsomehealingrightnowthatwouldbegreat)
Uhh. Right, next award is the Most Desired Fight. Who did people want to pit up against each other?
The nominees:
Siegell vs. Vaida! The dogfight of the century? Pah, needs more hawks.
Everyone vs. Loki. I remember that one. A lot of us almost died, I don't know why people wanna do that again.
Rei vs. Charolais
Rajin vs. Skrimir
Skrimir vs. Baldric? How could we tell who won?
And Roy vs. Ephraim.
And the winner by a wide margin was Siegell vs. Vaida! Just add lasers for instant epic. (Someone draw that now. Siegell vs. Vaida with laser cannons mounted on their wyverns. Do it. Also SEND A HEALER. I WOULD EVEN TAKE SERRA AT THIS POINT.)
Uff. While I'm waiting for assistance, I'll go over the award for Best Contest.
The nominees:
Art
Spriting
And Avatar.
And the winner is Art! People uh... like art, I guess.
So uh. Most Memorable Scene award! Right.
The nominees (get comfy, there's a lot):
From Guildaversary '09, Rath's timely return during the final battle!
Way back from Winter '08, the death of King Leander
From Guildaversary '09, Ragnarok, Loki's final stand.
From Halloween '09, the... epilogue? Were people just really glad it was over? D:
From Valentine's 2010, Joshua streaking through the street with an amorous Rajin in hot pursuit! VERY hot pursuit. ;D
From Halloween '09, Feo's attempt to rape Ninian. Gah, that is an event I would rather like... unremember.
The rest of these are all from Guildaversary '09:
Vaida's fight with Evelyn
Loki tormenting Octavio
Castello walking into the library fresh out of the shower, with a towel wrapped around... his hair.
Aaaand Mika's death!
And the winner is... Joshua streaking. The image has seared itself onto everyone's brains; we can't un-see it. Much as we might like to.
And finally, the award for Best Act in an Event!
We have three nominations...
Ephraim as Cyric Adair
Ayra as Lancelot
And Ayra as Teifi!
And the winner, with as many votes as the other two combined, is Ephraim as Cyric! Congratulations to everyone who won!
I... I'm gonna go to the infirmary I think. Kinda gettin' dizzy...
*staggers off, leaving the paper on the ground*
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:26 pm
 *enters uncertainly after handing the bleeding Tibarn an Elixir and worrying until things got fixed up, nervously turning the card over and over* H-Hi, everyone! A-Amelia here to announce all the Roleplay Awards! No one's gonna shoot me with an arrow, too, right? o___oU
H-Heh. To be totally honest, I'm kinda nervous about announcing awards like this, what with becoming a member of crew so soon... but you all don't mind, I'm sure! *smiles brightly* So, for the awards!
*peers at the card* Boy, this ink has smudged some... anyway!
*clears throat*
Our nominees for Best Overall Roleplayer are Rath, Tibarn, Kurai, and Rhys! And the winner is... Rhys! Good job, dear! <3
Next is Master of the TL;DR Post. What does that even stand for? o_oU The nominees are Ayra, Rei, Isadora, and Joshua. And the winner is... *squints momentarily* Ayra! By a landslide, too!
Next is Most Likely to Say "He/She Nods." The two nominees are Zeiss and Edward, and again claiming victory by a landslide, is Edward! Good job! ...I think?
A-Anyway! Next we have Best in Crack! Our nominees are Isadora, Joshua, and Rhys. Hm, a lot of the same people seem to be getting nominated for these. The winner is... Rhys! Hee. <3 Knew you would win.
Next, for Best in Romance, the nominees are Nils and... and me? o_o The winner is... i-is me. ...U-Uh. o////o Th-Thank you, everyone.
*clears throat again* A-Anyway! Next! Best Battle Brawler! The nominees are Vaida, Tibarn, Ayra, and Rei! The winner is... Tibarn! Good job, Tib! :3
Second to last is Leader of the Lingo! Hm, does that mean... best use of interesting language, or most sophisticated vocabulary, or what...? Oh well. Our two nominees are Rhys and... and... Geez this ink really is smudged, did someone sit on this while it was wet? Oh, now I see-- Ayra! And the winner is... Rhys! And by a great deal, too!
Heh. Rhys, we might have to have a little celebration for you later at home. x3
And finally, we have Best Post Formatting! The nominees are Vaida, myself, and Sue. And the winner is... ...i-is me again! Wo-Wow. Thank you, everyone! ^////^
And that's the end of the Roleplay Awards! Next are our OC Awards, and they will be announced by...
...
*pauses, staring at the card*
By...
... >:c This ink's too smudged... I can't even read this part!
Well, I'm sure that whoever's going to be announcing these awards are well-aware of it and will arrive soon. Hopefully.
*places the card down on the stool next to the unopened envelope, glances around uncertainly, and then hurries off*
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:30 pm
*Drums begin to roll as spotlights are swerving around until focus on the middle where the stool with the envelope on. Big flash of smoke suddenly pops up where the spotlight is on. Few seconds later, after smoke clears out, a jester appears and the stool with envelope is gone.*
*Bows* Greetings, dear ladies and gentlemen! Tis good to see you all again! Oh, yes. Indeed, I am. It has been so long since we last seen each other. I hope you didn't miss me so much. ^____^
*Sighs and raises hand over his forehead* Alas, I mourned over the awards that the King of Hawks spoke earlier. Oh, yes. Indeed, I was. To hear that not only did I not win the Best Act in an Event Award, but to not be nominated at all? Oh... Cruel world, thou must toy with me, after giving the audience the best of my performance? How can it be that I, a simple rose without a name, is not known onto this world? Oh, woe is me!
However, I must continue to perform. Oh, yes. Indeed, I must. For after all, the show must go on. Now then, shall I preform with a bit of magic trick? Hmm? ^___^
*Pulls sleeves up to reveal his special daggers being sheathed to his forearms* Nothing up my sleeves. And.... *flicks his wrist to reveal an envelope in his hand* Ta da! The result to this award, the OC Award! ... Whatever that OC stands for. ~____~
Now then. *Pulls out Comedy from his sleeve and slits the envelope. Pulls out the card* The actors for Most Random OC are:
Jaren (My, my. Tis the town's fool.)
Elise (Darling little heron, isn't she? She always smile whenever I'm around her.)
Clara (Well, I must say, that is random. ^___^)
And the award goes to... Why, tis the town's fool! ^___^ Congrats, congrats, you foolish fool! You have made yourself even more foolish! Oh, yes. Indeed, you did!
Now, onto the next category. This one is for the Most Angsty Background. Oh.... Do I have a story to tell about my angsty background. However, that shall wait another time. After all, we must not distract ourselves from the main show. Hmm? ^____^ Your performers are:
Melethia (And look where that poor woman is now? ~____~)
Alihi (My, are we talking about before or after her arrival to this continent?)
The winner for the best performance of tragic tale is... Why, it's that hot-temper, feisty, ill-mannered, pyro-obsession primadonna Melethia! Congrats to you, Lady Katherina Minola! It seems that your tragic life has paid off! Oh, yes. Indeed, it did. ^___^
Next category is the Spotlight Hogger. Tis those who love to steal the spotlight. And the actors who love to stay in the limelight are:
Jaren (My, he certainly loves to get people's attention... In a weird way. ~___~)
Siegell (Why Erik, why haven't you tell me you want to act too? ^___^)
Arashe (Well, it seems Petruchio is trying to charm his way. Hmm?)
Melethia (Why, tis the shrew again!)
T'was this? I'm not nominated for this too? *Places hand over his forehead* Oh, woe is me! Am I not the best actor at all? To what great length must I act to let the audience see me? *Ahem* Anyway, for the performer who steals the limelight from me is... Why, I should have known. Erik, you dastard! Not only are you trying to be a show off to the audience, but to steal my act? I may have let you shared the stage with me, but I will not hand down my casting role to you. Oh, no. Indeed, I will not! ^_____^
But before I could give him fine pointers about acting, let us move onto the next category. Hmm? ^______^ Up next is Most Desired for Screen-time. Tis must be for those who have minor and support casts. Anywho, these performers are:
Mihira (Well, with Carlotta- I mean, Vaida on stage, tis no wonder why we barely hear the poor girl.)
Arashe (Now really, how did Petruchio become a minor? Must be because of dear Erik sweeping that last award. ~___~)
Sephas (... Never heard of him. Must be because he was an extra. ^___^)
For the performer who needs to get out from the understudy is.... Well, it's Mihira, by merely one point ahead from Petruchio. Tis must be all that understudy training that Carlotta have put her through. Congrats, dear girl!
In this category, we have the Most Developed OC... Eh? Tis this the same as developing a script? I have heard of improving the plot and the roles, but the actors? *Waves hand asidedly* Eh, moving on:
Alihi (Oh? Does she need some assistance to built up her romance?)
Blossom (Well... I have heard that this woman needs some development. But tis more toward her physical being, if you know what I mean. ^_____^)
And the actress who have improved her acting is... Why, tis Blossom. Congrats to you, dear woman. It seems that your chest has developed quite well for take the award. Oh, yes. Indeed, they do. Now, if only you can grow few more inches in height.
Anyway, onto the Funniest OC. Hmm.... Perhaps I may be in this category too. Oh, yes. Indeed, I hope so. ^____^ Your fellow actors are:
Ed (Well, I find it hard to believe how does animal tricks be funny? ~___~ Tis more like magic show to me.)
Abel (Can't say I quite disagree with you. The actor has two left feet to perform.)
Ali (I will admit that sometimes seeing him throwing a tantrum is funny... When tis not for stupid reasons. ~___~)
Rajin (Now I find it hard to see this actor as funny. Troublemaker, yes. But funny... ~___~)
Magnet (Maybe if someone was to give him dancing lesson, he wouldn't make a fool of himself. Hmm? ^____^)
Lance (After what have happened throughout the event, I don't really blame him for trying to avoid comically.)
Just like one of the symbol of our theater, when there is a tragedy mask, there's a comedy mask with it. Of course, I'm still upset about not being nominated for this category. ~______~ Anywho, the actor for best comedy is... Abel. Congrats, dear boy! Like the play of Hunchback of Notre Dame, you've had been crowned as the King of Fools! ^____^
While the King of Fools is celebrating his victory, let us continue with the show. This time, tis the Coolest OC... Now how does that go? ~___~
Ganon (Why, it's our reptilian entertainer! I've heard he's quite talented. Oh, yes. Indeed, he is. Perhaps one day, we can perform together.)
Leon (Eh? Now how can he be cool with such a dreadful, dull job he had? ~___~ Oh, yes. Indeed, I wonder.)
For the actor who is greatly admired goes to... Ganon. Congrats to you, dear entertainer. I must say tis great that you've kept performing your talents as an entertainer such as I. ^_____^
In this next category, we shall be having that smile turn upside down. For this category, tis the Most Serious OC. Oh, I really do hope they're not primadonnas. But then again, tis fun being with them too. Why, take my fellow actor, Rath for example. He is such a primadonna when we first met. Oh, yes. Indeed, he is. I wonder if he is in this category.
Deborah (When it comes to job and money, tis no wonder why she's so serious. ~___~)
Melethia (My, my. It seems that the shrew is quite serious about winning. ^___^)
And the award for being a primadonna is.... Deborah. Well, I must say, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. However, t'was quite fun from what you did back there in Mordache. Of course, my baroness was quite upset that she didn't get the chance to play with you. ~___~
Next up, we have an award for Godmodiest OC. Godmodiest? To what strange term this word be? Tis this about being a God? Well, that will be quite hard to achieve that goal. Oh, yes. Indeed, it is. Well, here are the performers who "think" they are Gods:
Melethia (Well, you know what they say, no hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. It seems that her fiery temple made her act like Kali. Hmm? ^____^)
Siegell (Oh really, Erik. I can understand that you like to show off and trying to take my role. But to become a God? Surely, you jest. ~___~)
Rajin (Well, seeing that he can transform into an animal, tis no wonder why the army have trouble killing him.)
Ganon (My, my. Never thought I would see our dear entertainer as God.)
The actor who loves to play as God is... Oh pish posh! Again, dear Erik? Surely, you need to take a break to the green room from all your "high" and "mighty" performance. After all, I know quite well you're still grieving over dear Christine. ~___~
Last but not least, the Most Innocent OC. Oh, I hope dear little Elise will win this award. Who can say no to that innocent face of hers? Hmm? ^____^ Now the performers are:
Amara (Well, I must admit that she's cute too, considering that she's a child. Oh, yes. Indeed, she is.)
Mihira (Her pitiful plead to help others is so innocent, no one can ever say no to her helping service.)
*Pouts* Oh pooh. Tis seemed that Elise is not nominated in this award. For shame, you dear audience. For shame. How dare you say no to this darling heron? Why, my baroness will not be pleased to hear when she discovers that Elise is not nominated. And Erik, tsk, tsk, tsk. Be expecting him coming knocking on your door. He doesn't like seeing dear Elise cries, and if anyone dares to... Well, you get the picture. ^___^ Anyway, the actress who put up the innocent act is... Little Amara. Congrats, dear child! Tis seemed you will make your mother proud. Oh, yes. Indeed, you did. Would you like a cookie as your award? Hmm? ^_____^ *holds out a cookie*
Well then, tis seemed that the show is about to be over. But before the fat lady sings, there's one more category that must be announced. Oh, yes. Indeed, it is. I'll just attach this envelope to this dagger and deliver this to whoever will narrate...
*stabs the envelope with the dagger and throws it across stage*
Tah Tah! ^______^ *disappears*
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:10 pm
*grabs the envelope off of the dagger as it flies by*
My, my... what a showman. Hm? Oh, hello there. Pardon my tardiness. I don't move as fast as I used to, you see. I will be presenting the final portion of your awards. The... Villain Awards? Hmph. How unsuiting.
Who am I? Why, I'm just a simple old man. You wouldn't deny an old man of his request to take part in your yearly ritual, now would you? Of course not.
Let's go to the first award.
The first award is for the Most Evil Villain. Really, now. And how exactly does one define what is more evil than something else? How arrogant. After all, one's evil could be another's justice. In any case, you have nominated those known as:
xxxxxxxxxxAbigail & Wesley
xxxxxxxxxxLoki
xxxxxxxxxxCharolais
xxxxxxxxxxNeros
xxxxxxxxxxFeo
And the one who claims the title is none other than the dark god himself, Loki. How typical. *grin*
Up next shall be the Person You Wish was a Villain. Heh heh. Foul thoughts toward comrades, is it? How interesting. Your nominees are:
xxxxxxxxxxValter
xxxxxxxxxxVolke
And the new Captain Valter wins by a great margin. ...Heh heh heh. Very interesting.
Ah, here comes the award for the Slipperiest Villain. Who is it that you cannot seem to confine? You have chosen:
xxxxxxxxxxSiegell
xxxxxxxxxxPietro
xxxxxxxxxxRazevi
xxxxxxxxxxLoki
Oh yes, all fine choices. But the marvelous actor or actors, Pietro, has won and slipped away before he could hear of his victory. My, my, it seems he does deserve this...
...Hm, up next is the Most Disgusting Villain. I do pray the winner is not here in person. I do not wish to sully myself by being in the same place as one labeled as disgusting. Hmph. The two choices are:
xxxxxxxxxxMolina
xxxxxxxxxxFeo
The one known as Feo has won by many votes. I hear he died, though. I should hope that there's no proof left at his fort tying Learania to his death, though. Why, that would lead to a very... troubling situation.
Well, what have we here? An award for the Villain Least Desired to Fight. So there are those amongst you who take pity on enemies for certain reasons? How childish. Let us see who you selected:
xxxxxxxxxxElise
xxxxxxxxxxRazevi
xxxxxxxxxxEsmerelda
Hm, it appears this Elise has won over an Esmerelda by one vote. *smirks* What insight this gives me into you all...
An award for the Favorite Minion? So it seems even cronies get some notice. Your nominees are:
xxxxxxxxxxPietro
xxxxxxxxxxAli
Ah, it seems Pietro has taken another title as his own. Well done, actor.
Heh heh, what an amusing award we have next. The Most Ridiculous Villain award! Selections:
xxxxxxxxxxLedreak
xxxxxxxxxxFeo
And the legendary Hero, Ledreak, has won by many votes. Honestly, you all thought of him as a villain? How foolish.
We seem to have come to the final award of this section and the entirety of the awards. It is time to see who you have proclaimed as the Most Memorable Villain. Your nominees are:
xxxxxxxxxxLoki
xxxxxxxxxxTeifi
xxxxxxxxxxLeander
xxxxxxxxxxNeros
xxxxxxxxxxRazevi
xxxxxxxxxxSiegell
xxxxxxxxxxRappahannock
xxxxxxxxxxCharolais
xxxxxxxxxxLancelot
xxxxxxxxxxFeo
Quite the number of nominations for this one, I see. The scores were very close, as well. But the late Feo managed to pull off the victory in the end by one point. In second was Siegell and then trailing him by one point was this Rappahannock in third.
I admit, I have enjoyed my participation in this little escapade, dear guild members. However, we have reached the end and I'm afraid I must go. But do not have concern... For I am most certain that we will be seeing each other again... very soon. Heh heh heh.
Farewell.
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