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Vengeful Elegance Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:52 pm
What is the worst/funniest/most pathetic pickup line you have ever heard/used. Or any other thing someone has used to try to get a date.
Also, if you had a funny reaction to a pickup line please share that too.
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:58 pm
I'm going to have to say that the worst one was: "If things don't work out between you and what's his name, you've got a sugar daddy waiting in the wings." (ME: neutral )
Hey, do you want to go shopping with me. *pulls wad of money out of shoe* I'll buy you anything you want.
My favorite reaction to a very persistent old man:
"Don't you have better things to do than stalk girls who are probably younger than your grandchildren. What do you think that someone is actually going to come home with you. Now go the ******** away before I put my cigarette out in you eye!"
Can I buy you a drink? ME: "Sure" Here you go. ME: "Thanks." *leaves* (payback for grabbing my a**)
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Vengeful Elegance Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 8:42 am
"Say, you look kinda lonely. Would you feel better if *bluntly say something extremely graphic* tonight?"
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 12:27 pm
Guy: Hey can you smell me?
Girl: Umm ok *sniff*
Guy: Does this smell like boyfriend materiel to you?
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Vengeful Elegance Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 2:16 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:48 am
You smell like trash, can I take you out?
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Vengeful Elegance Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 12:35 pm
Oh dear GOD! rofl I don't know if I would be amused or insulted.
Someone yelled "Damn, them cakes is drippin' " at one of my friends. What does that even mean? Do I want to know what that means?
A guy tried to hit on one of my friends by telling her she is a black beauty, which isn't bad. Her reaction was the funny part. She said "Excuse me? Do I look like a horse to you?"
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Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 12:37 pm
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Vengeful Elegance Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 5:28 am
Haha.
Let's have tongue intercourse.
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:54 am
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Vengeful Elegance Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 10:25 am
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