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 Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 12:15 pm
Granted, but when people learn to think for themselves, there are no followers, and order cannot be established. Chaos ensues, and society crumbles to anarchy which will inevitably fail. (:
I wish playing video games instead of studying made me more prepared for my finals.
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 5:32 pm
Granted, but now you need two inch thick glasses from staring at the screen for so long
I wish the sky was purple instead of blue
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 7:42 pm
Granted, but we had to change the laws of physics to do it. Terminal velocity no longer exists, and we don't know what exactly changed about gravity, but we don't recommended stepping outside unless you're holding on to something pretty tight.
I wish my cat could talk.
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Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 7:33 am
Granted, but now it won't shut up and drives you insane; so now you're residing in an asylum.
I wish math was easier.
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 2:04 pm
Granted, but now calculus and its applications no longer exist.
I wish I was rewarded for believing in the good in people, showing mercy, being honest instead of the opposite (lying, manipulating, and seeking revenge on the meanies).
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 2:21 pm
Granted, but now everyone you meet, including all your friends and family, lie and manipulate you.
I wish people weren't so lazy.
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 12:48 am
Granted! Efficiency goes through the roof, unemployment drops, and production increases exponentially. So much so that raw materials are rapidly consumed and the ensuing crisis results in much misery and overloaded recycling centers.
Hm.... I wish global warming would affect Minnesota, so that we don't have blizzard warnings in May. stare
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 6:42 am
Granted, but eventually it becomes too hot for anything to grow and the desert spreads through the entire country.
I wish all people knew empathy.
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