So I just got myself all comfy one night, eyes held open by the
Ludovico-esque wires I use to stay up and watch all the good shows (Usually something on Adult Swim, or other such mindrot.) when I noticed that the new Science Channel show,
Through the Wormhole, with Morgan Freeman (Who may or may not be God).
Anywho, so there I am, enraptured by the flickering lights and pretty images, letting the Quantum Technobable I've heard a trillion times before slip through my ears without much hindrance.
The particular episode went by in true Morgan Freeman Aplomb. Good show, great affects, and a lasting moral or idea. Time Travel and all that. Goodie.
Then they showed the first episode to fill time. I hadn't seen this one, so I settled in for the usual filler of over-used theories that are always either explained in ways no layperson could understand, or shown using big flashy CG animations that the Science Channel is known for.
This show was about God.
I was wondering why Morgan "Jehovah" Freeman was waxing narcissistic, hosting a show about himself.
There were some good points raised about how our Universe is seemingly too perfect, and therefore must come from a creator (I subscribe to the
Strong Anthropic Principle myself, which states that there are an infinite number of universes, and ours is just a random happy accident in an infinite number. The only reason it seems that it's perfect is because if it weren't, we wouldn't be here anyway, but I'm getting on a tangent.)
Anyway, one of the last theories about God was that he exists in our minds. I've subscribed to this theory for quite some time (Being a big Psychology buff), and paid, perhaps selfishly, a little more attention.
What was proposed was so very profound, I had to scrape my mind off the back wall of my home. To wit:
The left side of our brains, the "logical" side figured out our own mortality around the same time we became self aware. when you contemplate your mortality, it puts you under serious stress.
The right side of our brains, the "Free Thinker" and total parallel to the left, therefore must have found a way to cope with this knowledge of mortality and ease the burden of being self aware.
It does this by convincing you that there is an infinite
something to which you are connected, and therefore your mortality is just fine, because in some way, you will never die.
The part in question happens to lay in a square inch of gray matter on the right side of your head above the temple. By hooking up a nice little electromagnet into a football helmet (Called the "God Helmet" by the researcher.) and sitting it on your head, then getting you to relax, he can give you an artificial religious experience.
Markings of this experience can include
-Feelings of flying
-Conviction that there are other beings present, though there are none
-The feeling of being watched
Etc.
This fits well with a long standing tradition of brain damage victims becoming religious leaders (Luther was struck by lightning in the head, for example)
Ergo, I find it totally reasonable to say we've found God.
Coincidentally, Jesus was behind my couch.