I've been in Florida for about a week and I had to tell someone about it. My brother peed on my foot on the way there. He peed in a cup in the car about twenty times. I saw a restaurant called the Brothel. I went to a bar to get crappy stuffed crabs. I met a mummy. I saw a really tall lifeguard. I challenged the Pacific Ocean and won. I rode Jaws. McDonalds almost broke my leg. I woke up at three in the morning at a hotel feeling like I was covered in fleas. I saw a horde of people who should have been too old to like Harry Potter. On a roller coaster I screamed "Oh Throne!" revealing how big of a nerd I am. I listened to "Love Train" while on another roller coaster. Overall it was a pretty good trip.
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