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 Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:17 pm
I will not use the tardis to kidnap bands and make them perform for me.
*although a private streetlight manifesto concert would be awesome
**I wonder if the doctor would like streetlight manifesto...
***I bet he'd like muse
****supermassive black hole was playing in the tardis during 'the rebel flesh'
*****As long as they don't play plug-in baby. It might reming the doctor of rose...
******What was I talking about?
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:22 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:59 pm
i am not allowed to
-decorate the TARDIS with "weeping angel" wallpaper
-tell the doctor that fish custard is gross
-steal his aweosme bowtie
-install a disco ball in the TARDIS
-turn a dalek into a disco ball and install it in the TARDIS
-steal his sonic screwdriver and start swinging it around like a light saber
-try to canvince the TARDIS to make me a sonic screwdriver
-ask "what" in a british accent every time i don't understand what the doctor is talking about
-say "bow ties are not cool" (which would be a total lie anway)
-dis rose (unless i have a death wish)
-stock the fridge with pears
-pull any random lever i see
-call the TARDIS "un-sexy"
-tell martha that the doctor loves her
-try to imitate the doctor's dance steps
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:04 pm
Not allowed:
1. To sing turn back time as we are going back in time.
2. To make friends with The Master
3. To change my timeline and turn into a Time Lord
4. To yell Alons-y as we are heading somewhere
5. To change the TARDIS to only work for me smile
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 6:46 pm
- i will not wear a gas mask and say "are you my mummy ?" when the doctor has his back to me.
- i will not write bad wolf on the tardis walls
- i will not waste a good banana
- i will not steal the doctor's fez or bowtie
- i will not let jack onboard the tardis (even if hes clinging to the side)
-i will not kill jack ( no matter how many ways i can and he'll come back)
- i will not give jack a banana ( their to vauable)
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:01 pm
In the TARDIS, I am not allowed to...
- Suck helium balloons
- Dress up Mr Potato Head like a Centaurion and put him on the central console.
- Duct tape plungers and eggbeaters to the garbage cans.
- Wear clown make-up and a crazy wig while wielding an egg-beater.
- Fall asleep on the central console.
- Punch shiny buttons or pull glossy levers.
- Hit people with my awesome towel.
- Let my pet cockroaches loose in the control room.
- Use the sonic screwdriver to play with K-9.
- Let my turtle run loose in the control room.
- Shout 'WE'RE GONNA DIE!' every time the TARDIS lurches.
- Shout 'WE'RE GONNA LIVE!' every time the TARDIS lands.
- Sing 'Back in Time' after every adventure we go on.
- Use duct tape on the central console.
- Paint a door on the central console and pretend it's a leprechaun's mushroom house.
- Change the desktop from 'Coral' to 'Retro'.
- Shout, '42!' every time the Doctor asks an important question.
- Create and delete rooms from the TARDIS just because.
- Scream and fall in love with every DeLorean I see.
- Fall to my knees shouting 'LAND!' every time I get out of the TARDIS.
- Call 'Punch Buggy' on the Doctor every time I see a bubble-shaped space vehicle.
And most important of all...
- I am NEVER EVER EVER allowed to drive the TARDIS. Nuff said.
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 7:47 pm
I 10 things I shouldn't do on the T.A.R.D.I.S
1. I'm not allowed to say Bananas are bad.
2. I'm not allowed to bring up Rose, for that might get me killed.
3. no falling in love with Tennent, we don't want to be a Martha!
4. don't mention Martha!
5. Don't mention Donna while your at it!
6. don't start singing 'Mr.Roboto' every time you see a robot.
7. No crossing time-lines!
8. Don't say Bow-ties looked stupid.
9. above, just with Fezzes.
10. No singing 'I'm Going Slightly Mad' when the doctor is acting weird!
(( And yes that is a song! It's by Queen!))
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 4:20 pm
I am not under any circumstances to tell the Doctor that I saw "a blonde woman who said something... something about a bad wolf?" It is NOT funny.
I am not allowed to mention that there's a shadow behind the Doctor, and there's nothing casting it.
-Even if there isn't
-ESPECIALLY if there isn't.
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 4:18 pm
I'm not suppossed to bring cats on the TARDIS.
*Or lizards
**Or even fish
I have to leave out the angel in the nativity
*if he ever lets me put it up in the first place
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 1:52 am
Take the Tardis to a statue garden
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 1:54 am
Not allowed to Diss bow ties and/or fezzes
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Posted: Sun May 26, 2013 2:24 am
I will not invite the great intelligence , Daleks or Cybermen into the tardis for a game of chess.
I will not eat toast infront of the doctor.
I will not paint the tardis pink.
I will not play hide and seek the silence in the TARDIS.... (anyone got a marker i will need it).
I will not burn a bowtie infront of the doctor.
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