The only reason I ever watched those stupid movies is
(A) My friend Katie forced me to watch twilight because I happened to get sugar drunk off of root beer.
(B) My other friend Brooke plucked me off the sidewalk when I was on a walk and her mom drove us to New moon. My mother knew about this and neglected to tell me.(With me going "WHY AM I GOING TO THIS?!?!")
(C) As soon as Eclipse comes out and I'm sugar drunk again, Katie will once again force me to watch another one of those cursed movies.
