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 Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:07 pm
The hummingbird feeder was dropped onto me from a great height, which cracked my head open.
I dropped a cell phone.
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:00 pm
I dialed the cell phone, but it was packed with C-4 explosive. I dropped.....my arm.
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:31 pm
The arm strangled me.
I dropped a tear
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:00 pm
I drowned on the tear. I dropped a panda.
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:03 am
The panda landed on me.
I dropped a mango.
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Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 2:44 pm
I took a bite of the mango and discovered I'm allergic.
I dropped a can of tuna.
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Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:40 pm
i opened the tuna and an army of cats trampled me to get to the tuna.
I dropped an anvil (I couldn't resist).
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 3:28 pm
The anvil landed on the other side of the board I was walking on and catapulted me into the air.....I was ground up by a passing airplane.
I dropped a roasted Turkey.
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