thank you for coming to your performance review Mr.Umbreon.
No Prob.
So you're in charge round here that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss.
Okay, So Take us through a day in the life of a boss.
Well The First Thing I do is:
TALK TO CORPORATE
Like a boss.
APPROVE MEMOS
Like a boss.
LEAD A WORKSHOP.
like a Boss.
REMEMBER BIRTHDAYS
Like a Boss.
DIRECT WORKFLOW
Like a Boss.
MY OWN BATHROOM
Like a Boss.
MICRO MANAGE
Like a Boss.
PROMOTE SYNERGY
Like a Boss.
HIT ON MISSY EEVEE
Like a Boss.
GET REJECTED
Like a Boss.
SWALLOW SADNESS
Like a Boss.
SEND SOME FAXES
Like a Boss.
CALL A SEXLINE
Like a Boss.
CRY DEEPLY
Like a Boss.
DEMAND A REFUND
Like a Boss.
EAT A BAGEL
Like a Boss.
HARASSMENT LAWSUIT
Like a Boss.
NO PROMOTION
Like a Boss.
FIFTH OF VODKA
Like a Boss.
s**t ON MISSY'S DESK
Like a Boss.
BUY A GUN
Like a Boss.
IN MY MOUTH
Like a Boss.
Oh ******** man I can't ******** Do it...
p***y OUT
Like a Boss.
PUKE ON MISSY'S DESK
Like a Boss.
JUMP OUT THE WINDOW
Like a Boss.
SUCK A DUDES d**k
Like a Boss.
SCORE SOME COKE
Like a Boss.
CRASH MY CAR
Like a Boss.
SUCK MY OWN d**k
Like a Boss.
EAT SOME CHICKEN STRIPS
Like a Boss.
CHOP MY BALLS OFF
Like a Boss.
BLACK OUT IN THE SEWER
Like a Boss.
MEET A GIANT FISH
Like a ******** ITS BRAINS OUT
Like a Boss.
TURN INTO A JET
Like a Boss.
BOMB THE POKEMON
Like a Boss.
CRASH INTO THE SUN
Like a Boss.
NOW I'M DEAD
Like a Boss.
Uh huh, So thats a Average day for you then?
No Doubt.
You Chop Your Balls Off and die?
Hell Yeah.
I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own d**k?
Nope.
I'm pretty Sure You did.
Nah that Aint Me.
Okay this has been eye opening for me.
I'm The Boss.
Yeah i got that you said it 400 times
I'm the boss.
Yeah, Yeah i got it.
OK great I heard you Bye.
LIKE A BOSS!
Here is a song to go with it. ^_^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mGbyJ7GjE8&NR=1 
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