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 Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 8:58 pm
These are all random and crappy writings about me about some adventure invovling trees. None of this is cannon and are all based off of ideas that happen in my head. They may or may not follow the logic that happens in the guild, comic or any rules that are put down. Like I said, it's all from my head. All are real users, exepct for Captain Lab and Carn, but I just needed to start this with someone. All of this is not edited or is very lightly edited. So...if your eyes bleed. IT'S YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT MUAHAHAHAHA!!
Part One
Captain Lab looked out at the skies around him. Only a few puff ball of clouds floated in the bright blue sky that day but it was days like this that one needed to be extra sharp on their guard. Helmsmen Carn gave a salute to the captain as he ended his shift. "All seems good today Captain, clear skies and smooth flying." "Aye...but for how long..." "Sir?" "Nothing lad. Tell me your report." Carn began to give a detail report as the Captain pulled out his spy glass and began to search the skies. As Carn was ending his report something flashed in the corner of Lab;s eye. Quickly turning he adjusted his spy glass. "Sir? What was that flash just now? Should I sound the alarms?" The Captain scowled and then sighed. "No Carn...it's not THAT type of trouble." "Sir?" The Captain pulled his telescope away and began to watch the small ship move closer. The large blue sail looked like a odd fin on top of the thin but long shaped ship. The four sail paddles on the side made the ship move fast and gave it the impression of a fish swimming through the sky. As the ship moved closer it was clear it was a shocking color of green. Lab sighed once more. “The PP….” Carn looked at him in surprise. “Sir?” He asked once more. Lab looked at the man next him. “It’s the PP…” Carn made a face as he looked back at the ship. “The PP, Sir?” He asked, sounding somewhat amused. “ “It’s the initials of the ship…please don’t make me say it…” The Captain replied sounding embarrassed. Carn eyed him oddly as he turned to look at the green ship. It was much closer now and moving at a rather fast pace. “It’s a tiny airship. I don’t think I’ve seen one that color before.” The man leaned forward on the ship’s rail as he tried to get a better look of said ship. “Damn…she’s slowing down.” Captain Lab pinched the bridge of his nose. Carn was able to see the ship better now. “It reminds me a bit of a submarine with that glass panel there. But something seems different…Oh…Oh wow….” Carn’s eyes widen as he finally noticed the shape of the ship. “Dear Lord it…it looks like a pe…” “I know…I know…damnit she wants to dock with us.” Carn’s mouth dropped. “What kind of ship is that?” “Technical….it’s a space ship.” “A SPACE SHIP? WHO? WHAT? WAAH?” “That lad….is …” The Captain sighed once more as the ship stopped and a small rope was tossed over . “HEY! You gonna tie me up or something?!” “That’s…The Picklely p***k….” Just then the glass panel popped open and a little green odd thing stood up. “Captain Lab! You look like you could get some. I gotta pill to help with that!” The man looked at the tiny zurg girl. “No thank you, Miss Meushi.” “Ah come on! Don’t be an old stiffy….” She wiggled her eye brows at him, that is if she had them, which she did not but the effect was still there. Carn choked on his spit. Meushi turned to give a odd beak grin at the man and then turned to wink at the Captain. “New…Seaman?” Carn just stared, while the Captain gave a great heave. “That joke doesn’t really work up here Miss Meushi.” “That’s what SHE said.” “Who?” Meushi made a face and waved the Captain off. “So hey! I got a bunch of Stars for sell! You interested?” “Ah, so that’s where you’ve been. “ He looked up at the sky even higher above him. The zurg girl only grinned. “They are BEAUTIFUL this time of the year! And Super bright! Light your ships for hours! Make great gifts for the kiddies too!” “Perhaps…I am about to run out of the last order I got for you.” “I can throw in a good moon beam or two as well!!”
Meushi looked at the goods she earned and traded. “Captain Lab you make a green girl happy….among other things…” She winked at him suggestively. The man didn’t even flinch. However he seemed far more interested in her ship. “You’re unprotected…” “Captain!! Not with your crewmen around.” The few crew that had gather coughed uncomfortable. “I mean your ship. How do you protect yourself from attackes?” ‘I have my ways…besides, most pirates don’t even take notice small little me…and zurgs tend to freak most out anyway.” She began to play with one of her antennas as she lend against her ship. “So? Where ya going with this Captain?” “I’d be more careful Miss Meushi. Pirates attacks are beginning to come more common.” “Yeah well…I have a few tricks up my l sleeves and even if one..” “You’ve been gone for some time I take it. You haven’t heard about this new pirate.” “New pirate?” Meushi looked up at the tall dark elf. “Whacha talkin’ about?” “A tree pirate.” Lab calmly replied. Meushi couldn’t help the startled look on her face. ‘A tree pirate…what the hell…’ “He…or she, have been attacking ships and stealing their Casimir trees.” Meushi gasped from shock. She looked at the dark elf and then at his crew. “You’re…joking, no one steals trees…I mean…how do they…”’Most crash afterwards, though some are lucky enough they stay afloat until help arrives. If the ship hasn’t been destroyed.” “When did this start happening!?” “A month, perhaps two. At least the reported ones. They still are trying to discover who is causing such…trouble…” “Trouble my a**!!! WHERE THE HELL IS G-FORCE? WHY ISN’T GAMBINO DOING SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!?” The Captain and crew looked startled. “Miss Meushi…just..how long have you been gone?” “What’s that…” “Gambino can’t do anything about it.” “What do you…” “Gambino…is dead.” Meushi’s mouth dropped but no words came. She stared long and hard at him and then at his crew. The dark elf was not lying. “Damn….” She looked at her tree. Her tree was more to her than just a tree or a source of power to fly her ship. She talked to it, helped it grow and damn, the thing even gave her pickles. She still couldn’t figure out what the heck the black thingies where but it would only be a matter of time. If someone took her tree…it would be like stealing a bit of her. She scowled and then glared at the Captain. “Thanks for the update. Safe skies.” “Safe Skies Miss Meushi.” The Captain watched the zurg climb aboard her ship and help untie it from his. “Don’t go looking for trouble, Miss Meushi. “ He called out to her. She smirked back at him with her odd alien beak. “I never go looking for trouble Captain!” She gave the ship a wave and called out before she took off at fast speeds. “It goes looking for me.” The Captain sighed as he watched the green ship speed up and then sailed away. “I have a sudden stomach ache….” Turning and telling his men back to their duties, he gave a glance back at the now disappearing ship. He shook his head and went back to his own duties. Had he glanced back once more, he would have noticed a large deadly looking ship raising up with the current winds. The Captain gave a dangerous grin as only one goal now entered his point of view.
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 9:00 pm
Part Two
Captain Sinsario the great and mighty and awesomely dressed, or at least he called himself in his head, looked out at the open skies. “I still say it’s unnatural to be up this high.” He mumbled to himself.”Well at least nothing can go wrong.” Sinsario was dead as a doornail, so a little something like danger wasn’t a big threat. A threat sure, but a big one? Not by much. And now that everyone was floating around like a bunch of lost balloons, he had decided to join the fun. But for the dead captain, being in the air just didn’t feel as right as it did when he was in the water. At least the same rules applied for both elements. You need a good wind to get you about and if you fall overbroad, you’re pretty much screwed. Today, the air smelt sweet and a warm breeze was coming in the northside. He had decided to let his crew get their land legs and went off by himself to sail the local skies. “Maybe that was a bad idea.” He wondered out loud. He had heard about the odd rumors of tree pirates yet he hadn’t truly seen anything himself. Sky pirates, sure, but tree pirates? Now that was a new one. To make matters worse, Gambino was gone and had died…again. “I wonder how long he’ll stay dead for this time…” Sinsario pondered as he scratched the back of his dead neck. As of late Gaia was getting…well, kind of weird…weird for Gaia that is. “Well enough of this air time. I’m heading down to the seas. Hmm maybe I should set sail to find Ivan…mmmmm…” And with that he turned to fly his ship to the grounds below. He had barely begun work when a odd shadow covered the sun surrounding Sinsario’s ship in darkness. “The hell…” He looked up and had his heart been beating it would have stopped. “MOTHER OF GOD!!!” The dead man gasped as he fall back. The monster of a ship above him was one of the largest he had ever seen. The large dragon like head of the figure maid looked as if it was about to devour his own ship. ‘Where the hell did this thing even come from?’ He looked around quickly. It had completely surprised him and that bothered him greatly. A sudden thought popped into his zombie brain and he turned to look at his Casimir tree. Looking as dead as him and yet very much alive, he knew what was happening.”LIKE HELL YOU WILL!!” Sinsario shouted at the ship above his own. “Well, what a warm way to greet someone…Of course you were always full of charm weren’t you Captain Sinsario?” A smooth voice spoke out. The dead Captain’s eyes widen in surprise. “I know that voice…” “I’m sure you do…” And the attack began.
Meushi popped a jelly bean in her mouth as she sat on top of her ship. After a few hours of endless flight she decided to land her ship on a cliff near Durem. She was high enough she could see a great deal of Gaia’s land mass. She looked towards Dead Man’s Pass from there. “Vampires…” She shook her head and looked towards the forest near Barton. “Centaurs…” She rolled her eyes and looked down at Durem below. “Dark elves…” She popped another jelly been in her mouth and then looked towards Barton Lake. “Merfolk…” She stood up quickly and looked at her tree. “Gambino’s gone, so who the heck has the balls to steal trees!?” She began to pace. “Stealing trees…I MEAN REALLY!? Tree pirates…UGH!!” If she had hair, Meushi would have pulled it out. “Maybe the orcs…or the robots…” The more she thought, the more upset became. “TREE STEALING!!!” She shouted at no one. “WHO DOES THAT?! AND WHY!?” She jerked her head towards her own tree and relaxed. She let her odd fingers run up and down it’s smooth, almost flesh like bark. “Don’t worry….I won’t let anything happen to you. I promise.” She frown in thought. “Could it be…zurgs?” Zurgs had been rare the past few years but one would always pop up once in a while. “There are humans of course…” She pondered over the different races of Gaia and which one could be behind the pirating. She poured half the bag of jelly beans in her mouth and chewed angrily. “Pirates are one thing but tree pirates…it’s like soul stealing!!!” She shouted to the clouds above, sending the rest of her jelly beans all over the place. Jumping down from her ship she began to pace on the cliff’s ground. “Maybe it isn’t true, maybe Captain Lab was just pull my antenna…yeah…maybe…and maybe zebras fly out of my nose!!” She frown and kicked a rock away from her. She huffed and then puffed and then sat on the ground, pouting like a two year old. Her large black eyes stared at the land and skies before her. “I don’t even know what I can do to help…I feel so damn useless…and that’s more scary than someone stealing my tree.” She sighed and laid flat on the ground. She raised her green hands and looked at them. “Something so small like me is so useless.” She sighed once more, letting her hands rest on her alien flat chest. She frown at the action. “How come I ended up with the flat alien chest unlike the green babes in the movies?!” The sound of something rather large passing by just then caught her attention and she sat up rather quickly. What she saw made her eyes pop out of her head. “What the hell is that thing?” The top of a VERY large airship was just passing by the cliff however it almost made no sound at all as it moved. She got up and ran towards the edge to get a better look at it. “Holy Coco…That thing’s HUUUUGE….that’s what she said.” She added on in a whisper. She was able to get a better detail now of the ship. It seriously looked like a monster. However as it passed by, what it was pulling with it caught Meushi’s eye the most. “Are those…” It was forest. A forest of Casimir trees. All different shapes and sizes and colors and well…different trees. “That’s a lot of damn trees for one ship.” She watched the ship sail away from the cliff, however as it began to leave one tree stood out the most to her. Her heart froze and her breath stopped for a moment. “Captain Lab’s tree…”
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 9:01 pm
Part Three
Penn Almasy was enjoying the night sky. For once she had decided to sail her ship closer to the ground and was floating along one of the large bodies of water of Gaia. In other words, she was completely lost and had no idea where the heck she was at. That didn’t bother her though. She was in no hurry to get anywhere and she wasn’t expected to meet anyone as of late. So, she really was enjoying the night sky. Night birds were singing, and the other creatures of the dark were soon joining in. “Ah, nothing like doing nothing to pass the time.” She lend over the side of her ship to dip her fingers in the water. “Lovely lovely….what the crap…” She pulled her hand out of the water as it bumped into destroyed wooden parts. “What the heck is this junk?” “Well it use to be a ship…a beautiful, wonderful ship, with a kitty crew…now it’s a raft of junk.” “Holy crap what?” Penn looked around and then down at the water. A body was floating by and the man with dead black eyes smiled back at her. “Nice evening isn’t it. Mind a little help here?” He asked as he reached a hand up to her.“Are you a zombie?” “I think so.” “You eat people?” “I…don’t think so.” “Oh…ok.” With that Penn reached out, took hold of the hand and pulled the rather lively dead man on to her ship. The two stared at each other for a long, rather awkward moment. That is until the dead man scratched his crotch and Penn belched and so all was right in the world. “Name’s Sinsario.” “Penn. Penn Almasy.” “Nice.” “So what the heck happened?” Sinsario looked up at the sky as he scowled. “They sunk my airship!” “Who?” “Tree pirates!!!” The dead man pouted as he crossed his arms over his chest. “Tree pirates are real?” “Well HE stole my tree so yes!” “He?” Penn asked. Sinsario pointed to the sky. “THAT JERK!” “Why?” She blinked at the zombie. Sinsario paused, then blinked himself and made a odd face. “I have no idea…he just took it like the jerk he is….AND THEN BLEW ME OUT OF THE SKY!” “That sucks.” They both agreed. Fifteen minutes later, Penn was given a detailed retelling of the events that took place earlier. “It was just peeing on two legs?” “And it was that distraction he over took me and stole my tree….my lovely tree…I HATE to think what he’s doing to it.” A look of angst formed on Sinsario’s face and Penn could only pat his back. “There there. Well you’re aliv…uh…undead! And mostly unhurt. And I can safely say no one’s gonna attack this ship.” She pulled out a rather large blade from her back as a demented look appeared in her eyes. “IF THEY KNOW WHAT’S GOOD FOR THEM.” Sinsario cleared his throat and took a step back. “Yes well…that’s all fine but what if the tree pirate comes for your tree.” “Then he’s gonna have to destroy it all if he wants it.” “What do you mean?” Penn smirked and motioned for Sinsario to follower her. She lead him to her tree and nodded at him. He eyed her tree. It was dark and rather…creepy but still a lovely tree. He noticed a sign that said ‘Pull me’ and was pointing to one of the branches. He shrugged and did so, pulling a tiny twig from it. The most horrifying scream filled the air.”MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!!!” Sinsario shouted as Penn laughed and gave her tree a few strokes. “It’s ok, calm down now, calm down.” She soothed her tree and then pointed to the tree’s root. Sinsario noticed then that the roots were the part of the boat itself. “Well…you don’t see THAT often. “And that’s why not tree pirates are gonna get the best of me.”
“DAMNIT! I LOST IT!!” Meushi slowed her ship down. Three hours, she had trailed after the ship for three hours and she somehow had lost the monster of a ship. “How the hell does it get around like that?” She couldn’t figure out how the massive ship could float around without making a sound. And the thing was a graceful as a dancer. “It sure doesn’t look like it would be a smooth ride.” She began to play with one of her antennas as she thought about what had just happened to her. Upon discovering the ship and it’s cargo, she was certain that this was indeed the dreaded tree pirate. Hopping into her ship, she took off after to do…to do what she didn’t know. She had followed it around the skies watching as it traveled boldly from one part of Gaia to another. She kept her eyes open for any crew members but she saw nothing. A few times she was certain she had been seen however the ship never confronted her nor did it make any attempt to attack. ‘He’s a ballsy SOB….’ However as a strong breeze from the south caused her ship to updraft and as she struggled to regain her course, the massive ship somehow got away. “DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT!!!!” She kicked a cart of something away from her. Five mintues later, after throwing the biggest fit that would put five year olds to shame, she calmed and tried to think of her next move. “Well maybe it’s a good thing I lost it. I mean…what the heck was I gonna do?! Now…I should go tell someone..yes…….who!?” After a long moment of staring at the skies she decided to try with the Barton Guards Guild. It was the only idea she could think of at the moment and so off she zoomed towards Barton. The sun was just beginning to set and the clouds around her were a lovely golden color. And because they were a nice golden color she almost missed the tiny cloud like ship. Stopping quickly she stared. “What the crap?” She stared at the ship for a good long time, noticing the small tree with fruit on it. A door opened and out popped a golden orange little woman. She was sweeping her ship when she noticed the odd green one next to her’s. “Oh…Oh my that looks like a…” “Have you seen a freakishly large airship pass by?” Meushi asked before the woman could finish. The woman looked around. “No sorry.” “Meh…it’s ok.” The two stared at each other for a moment. “I haven’t seen a zurg in a while.” “I haven’t seen a orange woman…ever.” The both laughed. “I’m Meushi.” “I’m Memyselfiamweird.” “Waaaah?” Meushi asked. The woman giggled. “You can call me Memy.” “Ok Memy.” “Would you like some tea?” Meushi looked at the night sky and then back at the cloud ship. “Yes….yes I would.”
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 9:32 pm
Part Four
“Oh my! That’s terrible! And no one knows who it is?” “Well..from what I’ve gathered…no. But then, I don’t really know much.” Meushi took a sip of her chocolate milk and then looked at the pink Lemonade Memy was drinking. “I thought you invited me over for tea.” “Well I did, but it sounds odd to invite someone over for some chocolate milk and pink lemonade.” Meushi took a sip. She couldn’t argue with that and so she didn’t. She had observed the ship around her. While fluffy feeling it was a solid as a rock and very comfy like. Memy ship was small and clearly made for one person and some how it fit the woman Meushi had just met. Even her tree seemed to fit the woman. “You know I’ve never met another tree that bared fruit…or at least something other than leaves.” She glanced back at her own tree with pickles on it. Memy giggled and took a sip of her drink. “From my studies, fruit Casimir trees are a bit more rare but not uncommon.” “You’re studies?” “Indeed! I’m traveling the world studying trees and the airships that they belong to.” “Wow! Sounds time consuming.” “Oh indeed but well worth it. That’s why I’m simply aghast about these recent events.” “Yeah no kidding…” Meushi sighed and once more took another sip of her chocolate milk. “Do you think they’ll be able to stop them?” ‘I certainly hope so…however, I still don’t understand how it just disappeared like that.” “Hmmm…I wonder…” Meushi watched Memy tap her chin in thought. “I wonder if the pirate’s tree can give powers to the ship.” Meushi’s eyes widen from the thought. “That would suck major.” “Yes indeed…” “How the hell would we even figure that out?!” “Well, you can always catch the ship in the act of disappearing. Or…” “Or?” Memy looked a bit nervous. “I don’t think it would be a very good idea.” “What’s the idea? I wanna know!” Memy took a sip of her drink and gave a small sigh. She put her cup down and gave Meushi a very serious look. “You would have to get close to the tree and see.” Meushi scowled at Memy trying to understand what she ment and then raised a surprised brow when she did. “I would have to get on that ship.” “So you see, it’s a terrible, horrible, INSANE idea.” She nodded at her logic for it did make since. “I suggest we go the Barton Guards and tell them eve…” “I”LL DO IT!!” Meushi suddenly shouted, standing up quickly as she pointed to the sky. “Meeh?” Memy noticed the determine look on Meushi’s face and gave a heavy sigh. “Oh dear…”
A dark haired man entered his cabin, rubbing a rather large bump on his head. He may have gotten the tree but things did not go as smoothly as he would have liked. “Who the hell has a gun but doesn’t know how to shoot it? DAMNIT Captain Silent Cartoon!!” He cursed as he yanked his glasses from his face and tossed them to the floor. She had put up a fight but in the end he was able to nick her tree and send the Observatory ship crashing below. He glared at his broken glasses on the ground and after a calming breath he pulled a new pair out of his vest pocket. He then flopped down in a near by seat, rubbing his aching head. Besides the bump, it wasn’t a bad day. Five trees and that wasn’t counting the two smaller pirate ships he snuck up on. Not a bad day at all. But he couldn’t let his guard down. Two of the ships today were ready for him, even if he did get their trees. The man frown. “Rumors get around pretty fast. I’ll have to start making a better plan.” So far all of his surprise attacks had been working, but he was a smart enough man to know that THAT wouldn’t last long. Raising his golden gauntlet he wiggled his clawed fingers and then sighed. “Now I’m BORED.” His cabin door opened and he couldn’t control that growl that escaped him. “Sir…” “WHAT IS IT?” He demanded in a deadly calm. The man from his crew was quiet for a moment as if to gather his nerves and then spoke. “It’s back.” “What?” The dark hair man shouted as he stood up, knocking his chair down. The crew member took a step back. “It’s back sir, following just like before.” He replied nervously. The dark hair man pushed him out of his way as he ran towards the top of his deck. His ship was large but he knew all the short cuts to get around. He was there in moments flat. He pulled out a small eye glass and turned it slightly to focus on the small little green ship that was following his ship. “You again I see….” Three times…he had seen this ship three times today. The first, as it was leaving that large cargo ship. It took off before he had a real chance to attack, but why bother with a small fry right now? The second, he had noticed it right after he had attacked Sinsario’s ship. He was making his way towards Durem, planning his next attack when he felt something was…odd. He looked up from his charts and began to walk towards the back of his ship. It was following his ship. This odd little green ship, looking far to much like a certain body part, was following his ship like some stray puppet. He annoyed him. Thinking quickly he was able to use a bit of darker powers to get away. He wasn’t running he told himself. He just didn’t have time to bother with annoying pesk. And now…it was back!! And following his ship once more! Like it was on a Sunday STROLL! “Right, this is ending now.” He growled and turned quickly to find his Air board. Barking a few orders to his crew he started his board and took off quickly towards the green ship. He had expected it to turn and fly away as he grew closer, however the ship didn’t even slow. He couldn’t control his curiosity and moved in closer to the green ship. As he neared, he noticed the ship looked more like a space ship with sails and paddles. He also took notice of the Casimir tree. ‘Are those…Pickles?’ “OYE!!!” His thoughts were interrupted as a voice came from the ship. Sailing up right beside he looked at the panel on the front of the ship. He raised a brow. “Hey! Airsurfer!! You work for the big ship, right?” The man looked at his ship and then back at the green one. He spoke in a bored manner. “Something like that.” “Right good.” Good? Who was this? The panel suddenly opened and the man was surprise to see he was looking at a small zurg girl. Pulling her large goggles away from her large black eyes and glared at him. “Now, who the hell are you?” The man only looked at the zurg and then spoke. “I’m The Undead Suitor.” He had expect some type of reaction from the zurg, most tend to shiver from his name or run in fear. However he wasn’t expecting her reaction. She only gave a challenging smirk with her odd beak. “I’m Meushi…now take me to your damn Captain.”
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